Can of Budweiser

Onesimus · 13-12-2012 12:33am #1

Do you think that if you leave a can of this out in the cold for the night, and it freezes and then defrosts by midday next morning, that its alcohol content would have diluted and not be as strong as it was before it froze?

Cookie_Monster · 13-12-2012 12:34am

diluted to where? Its a sealed system.

Sauve · 13-12-2012 12:34am

Onesimus wrote: »

Do you think that if you leave a can of this out in the cold for the night, and it freezes and then defrosts by midday next morning, that its alcohol content would have diluted and not be as strong as it was before it froze?

Depends.
How many of these cans have you already drank?

Max Power · 13-12-2012 12:35am

That would be an ecumenical matter.

admiralofthefleet · 13-12-2012 12:35am

budweiser is water anyway, piss water

franktheplank · 13-12-2012 12:36am

Who drinks budweiser? Can o'****e more like.

mhigh86 · 13-12-2012 12:36am

No, but if it freezes (not fully) and u strain out the alchool and drink that ya'll have a great laugh

Canis Lupus · 13-12-2012 12:36am

lulz... silly question is silly but then the OP already has some crazy ideas about water and wine etc :P

Shryke · 13-12-2012 12:36am

Where do you think the alcohol is going to go in a sealed can?

GLaDOS · 13-12-2012 12:42am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkodTydUR0E

Fromthetrees · 13-12-2012 12:42am

Take it to personal issues man, there's people there who will help with the pain.

slim223 · 13-12-2012 12:43am

Onesimus wrote: »

Do you think that if you leave a can of this out in the cold for the night, and it freezes and then defrosts by midday next morning, that its alcohol content would have diluted and not be as strong as it was before it froze?

Hey Bud, I think you need to get a little wiser

keith16 · 13-12-2012 12:45am

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

diluted to where? Its a sealed system.

You're a sealed system.

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 13-12-2012 12:46am

Below -6○ the Budweisser molecule denatures and fuses with Hop ions to form new Carlsburg compounds. This is fairly stable unless you were to add TIME -which is only found in Bulmers though.

petersburg2002 · 13-12-2012 12:47am

You could end up looking like this kid:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2196503/Boy-38-stitches-face-frozen-cola-explodes-opens-it.html

Max Power · 13-12-2012 12:47am

Worst thread ever

Rabies · 13-12-2012 12:57am

Onesimus wrote: »

Do you think that if you leave a can of this out in the cold for the night, and it freezes and then defrosts by midday next morning, that its alcohol content would have diluted and not be as strong as it was before it froze?

Will the can be open outside in the rain first before the freeze comes?

Even if its sealed, the freezing process may have some effect on its quality, probably marginal difference. Although in the case of a can of Budweiser it might make it taste like a fine Belgian brew

areyawell · 13-12-2012 12:57am

The alcohol mysteriously disappears from the can when it is left outside to freeze and then for some unknown reason it then gets absorbed through your testicles and into your blood stream. Science is unable to explain it. Leave 12 cans to freeze outside and you'll be legless as soon as they freeze!

Onesimus · 13-12-2012 1:11am

For example when we freeze milk after it defrosts it is never the same but is very watery. Alcohol can be diluted because like milk, the freezing process ( I think ) does something to dilute it.

Its just something I was thinking about.

Jezek · 13-12-2012 1:16am

Onesimus wrote: »

For example when we freeze milk after it defrosts it is never the same but is very watery. Alcohol can be diluted because like milk, the freezing process ( I think ) does something to dilute it.

Its just something I was thinking about.

you're using thinking loosely...

Canis Lupus · 13-12-2012 1:16am

Onesimus wrote: »

For example when we freeze milk after it defrosts it is never the same but is very watery. Alcohol can be diluted because like milk, the freezing process ( I think ) does something to dilute it.

Its just something I was thinking about.

I think you need to go look at what dilution means.

Pherekydes · 13-12-2012 1:24am

I can think of better things to do with a can of Bud, like pouring it down the toilet.

Also, as mentioned several times already, check up about diluting.

Onesimus · 13-12-2012 1:31am

I did and all the sites say that water can dilute alcohol and weaken its strength. But I've yet to look up that whole freezing process.

Sauve · 13-12-2012 1:32am

Onesimus wrote: »

I did and all the sites say that water can dilute alcohol and weaken its strength. But I've yet to look up that whole freezing process.

Oh sweet mother of divine...

challengemaster · 13-12-2012 1:34am

I see you believe in religion*.

It's god turning alcohol into water because he doesn't want you drinking.

*It's now obvious why

Canis Lupus · 13-12-2012 1:38am

Onesimus wrote: »

I did and all the sites say that water can dilute alcohol and weaken its strength. But I've yet to look up that whole freezing process.

Maybe it's just a miraculous changing?

Onesimus · 13-12-2012 1:44am

ok so no it does not effect the alcohol content but beer would probably be flat in most cases.

Thank you for all the lovely off topic and nasty references to my religion. I feel really welcome here in Ireland by the welcoming Irish people, tolerant of everyone. You are all so kind and lovely.

Canis Lupus · 13-12-2012 1:46am

Ask a stupid question.....

Sauve · 13-12-2012 1:50am

Onesimus wrote: »

ok so no it does not effect the alcohol content but beer would probably be flat in most cases.

Thank you for all the lovely off topic and nasty references to my religion. I feel really welcome here in Ireland by the welcoming Irish people, tolerant of everyone. You are all so kind and lovely.

Chill.... hasnt got anything to do with your religion or your nationality

Jezek · 13-12-2012 2:19am

Onesimus wrote: »

ok so no it does not effect the alcohol content but beer would probably be flat in most cases.

Thank you for all the lovely off topic and nasty references to my religion. I feel really welcome here in Ireland by the welcoming Irish people, tolerant of everyone. You are all so kind and lovely.

I'm not Irish, and still have no time for non-sense (if it's not even funny).

humbert · 13-12-2012 2:20am

A less shockingly stupid question (and if ever anyone says to you, there are no stupid questions, I suggest you offer this as a counter-example) would be, why does freezing cause fizzy liquids to go flat?

Oh, and it might have less alcohol after freezing if the can bursts and liquid escapes (not dilution, of course).

Gaynna · 13-12-2012 2:58am

Unlike water, which freezes at 0*C, beer freezes at -1.7*C , but considering it's Budweiser, it's manly water you're freezing anyway.

tin79 · 13-12-2012 8:36am

Onesimus wrote: »

For example when we freeze milk after it defrosts it is never the same but is very watery. Alcohol can be diluted because like milk, the freezing process ( I think ) does something to dilute it.

Its just something I was thinking about.

You failed science in school didnt you.

Sky King · 13-12-2012 8:40am

Gaynna wrote: »

Unlike water, which freezes at 0*C, beer freezes at -1.7*C , but considering it's Budweiser, it's manly water you're freezing anyway.

You can't just state a temperature that beer freezez at, it depends of a few factors, mainly (but not exclusively) the alcohol content. It's also colder than -1.7.

Anyway, I have a slightly related question:

If it takes two men four hours to dig half a hole, how long does it take a spider wearing boxing gloves to pull a thorn out of a frog's arse?

TwoShedsJackson · 13-12-2012 9:26am

Why not ask the Lord what happens? If he is a just God, you will get a reply.

No shocker that someone religious is useless when it comes to science, I suppose.

Rasheed · 13-12-2012 9:47am

Ah lads. He asked a (kinda stupid) question, you gave him some witty answers. No need to be ridiculing his beliefs.

TwoShedsJackson · 13-12-2012 10:07am

Who's ridiculing? He believes in God, why doesn't he ask him?

Donnielighto · 13-12-2012 10:30am

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Who's ridiculing? He believes in God, why doesn't he ask him?

Believe in God, don't talk to people?

Rasheed · 13-12-2012 10:39am

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Who's ridiculing? He believes in God, why doesn't he ask him?

So every question that a person of religion has, should just ask their deity?

'What time is Eastenders at Pat?'

'I don't know, why don't you ask Allah, Mohammed, ET?'

El Weirdo · 13-12-2012 11:56am

Next person to bring up the OP's religion gets a nice, long ban. It's got nothing to do with the thread.

scamalert · 13-12-2012 12:13pm

when alcohol is frozen the water separates from it,tho making alcohol stronger,but in a sealed container,you wouldn't be able to take the ice out,also you need higher temperature then -2 more like -20,and end up with bursted can.On the other note Budweiser is a product that americans invented when washing barrels of beer and then diluting it with water and piss :pac:

Wurly · 13-12-2012 12:14pm

Budweiser tastes like Andrews Liver Salts. There is literally no difference, taste wise.

Put the beer back in the freezer and go out and buy yourself nice booze!

BraziliaNZ · 13-12-2012 12:21pm

Budweiser, Ireland's national drink, is it true that there's more of it consumed than Guinness? Don't like the taste of it myself but where I'm from everyone drinks it.

FatherLen · 13-12-2012 12:27pm

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Budweiser, Ireland's national drink, is it true that there's more of it consumed than Guinness?

no......

BraziliaNZ · 13-12-2012 12:38pm

FatherLen wrote: »

no......

Great input, thanks for that. It's up there with Guinness though usually, at least it used to be.

MadYaker · 13-12-2012 12:40pm

Ah here, he has to be trolling.

noxqs · 13-12-2012 1:20pm

* Drinks do not go flat when frozen in a sealed system if thawed to full before opening. A system will always try to reach equilibrium and as such the CO2 will be moved to equal distribution as it was before. You wouldn't notice any change.

* Most compounds in beer are not affected by freezing just below zero - taste wise you should not notice a difference. This may differ depending on beer type and I will volunteer as a taste tester should a study be setup for this.

* Frozen milk will separate the lipids in the milk from the water, making it clump, this doesn't dilute anything - it merely concentrates certain compounds in the milk as freezing breaks the homogenization.

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