Scummy things that scummy people do.

Laika1986 · 03-01-2013 01:07AM

Worked in Penneys years ago, someone once pooed in an Ugg boot, wasn't found for a couple of days. No one could figure out why the shoe section was stinking!

Celly Smunt · 03-01-2013 01:09AM

Laika1986 wrote: »

Worked in Penneys years ago, someone once pooed in an Ugg boot, wasn't found for a couple of days. No one could figure out why the shoe section was stinking!

It probably cheered the place up a little

Galwayguy35 · 03-01-2013 01:26AM

Was out one night a few years ago and we were walking down the street when these 2 guys were pissing up against the pass machine.

Also people who leave toilets in the workplace looking like a herd of cattle had just taken a dump in them.

Makes me wonder what kind of houses they live in.

Celly Smunt · 03-01-2013 01:34AM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Was out one night a few years ago and we were walking down the street when these 2 guys were pissing up against the pass machine.

Also people who leave toilets in the workplace looking like a herd of cattle had just taken a dump in them.

Makes me wonder what kind of houses they live in.

Haven't heard anyone call it that in years.

Wattle · 03-01-2013 01:40AM

I was eating Shepherds Pie one time with a friend of mine. He butters two slices of white bread and starts spooning the Shepherds Pie on to them and has a Shepherds Pie sandwich. I had to look away it was absolutely fookin gross.

Stained Class · 03-01-2013 01:41AM

pmcmahon wrote: »

Haven't heard anyone call it that in years.

I remember them being called either the 'Pass out' or 'Drinklink' when I were a student back in the '80s.

We were so witty back then.:rolleyes:

bgrizzley · 03-01-2013 01:45AM

Laika1986 wrote: »

Worked in Penneys years ago, someone once pooed in an Ugg boot, wasn't found for a couple of days. No one could figure out why the shoe section was stinking!

I have to ask. How was it found?

03-01-2013 01:48AM

Idiots not putting seatbelts on their children. The lowest of the low. Really grinds my gears worse than anything else. COP THE FCUK ON!!!

Witcher · 03-01-2013 01:52AM

I remember reading a story that someone told here on Boards, they were out one night in Dublin city centre and saw a homeless guy being given some food by a charity or such...guy was probably starving and opened the food infront of him and some ape and his fcuking idiot mates walked by and kicked it up the road on him...a bullet would be too good for them. That story has always stuck with me..possibly posted already by the person who originally told it..haven't checked.

gerrowadat · 03-01-2013 01:54AM

Wattle wrote: »

I was eating Shepherds Pie one time with a friend of mine. He butters two slices of white bread and starts spooning the Shepherds Pie on to them and has a Shepherds Pie sandwich. I had to look away it was absolutely fookin gross.

My god. That sounds amazing.

Galwayguy35 · 03-01-2013 01:54AM

Evenstevens wrote: »

One of the worst things I ever saw was a young fella riding a horse down the North Circular Rd. He had no saddle of course and I don't think he knew what he was doing. The horse threw him off (too bloody right) and then he turned around and started kicking the horse in the belly. Made me cry seeing that. It's a really bad sign when someone is cruel to animals.

It's just a pity the horse didn't kick the dirty little scrote and break his leg, but it probably wasn't the first time the poor animal was mistreated so it was probably too afraid to do anything.

Pea 9 · 03-01-2013 02:02AM

The scummiest thing I ever saw was a group of lads hanging around at the bottom of a stairway watching people walk down the stairs. Not so bad, you might say, well, on the hand rail was a pale, viscous bodily fluid. They found it hilarious watching people slip on their man juice......dirtbags. Not to metion kinda gay

Stained Class · 03-01-2013 02:03AM

Omackeral wrote: »

Idiots not putting seatbelts on their children. The lowest of the low. Really grinds my gears worse than anything else. COP THE FCUK ON!!!

My parents did this. Yours probably did too.

Funny how times change.

Ken. · 03-01-2013 02:05AM

Years ago I use to do show jumping. We were at a gymkhana and this pr!ck turns up that everyone hated. He was trying to get his horse to back out of the box and when it wouldn't he hit it with his whip across the face.

The woman I was their with took exception to this, marched over,tapped him on the shoulder and as he turned she put every ounce of energy she had into whipping him across the face. He was getting back up to hit her when three guys stepped in and stuck in the boot as he was on the ground.

The guy threatened all sorts put strangely no one seen anything.

B.A._Baracus · 03-01-2013 02:07AM

After a night out in town in 2007. I decided to get the nightlink home. Some dude (who was sitting at the very back of the bus) whips it out and starts pissing on the floor... not just a bit. But litres. Someone gave out to him in which his response was "well, its not going to smell like roses is it?"

Dirty fecker. But hey, its the nightlink. Not shocking is it? Never want to get on that bus again.

nbar12 · 03-01-2013 02:34AM

bgrizzley wrote: »

I have to ask. How was it found?

common sense really?

Hippies! · 03-01-2013 02:44AM

Wattle wrote: »

I was eating Shepherds Pie one time with a friend of mine. He butters two slices of white bread and starts spooning the Shepherds Pie on to them and has a Shepherds Pie sandwich. I had to look away it was absolutely fookin gross.

I do that...are we friends?

Savage with a mug a tae though

mikemac1 · 03-01-2013 02:48AM

Farming area

Elderly neighbour went to a wholesaler.
They sell animal feed and buy barley, grain etc off farmers

The neighbour was hit by a forklift and his foot was crushed. It was an accident, these things happen.

A young man would have recovered but he was elderly and so got a wheelchair.

He can walk alright but the motorized chair is to help and so he doesn't get tired and worn out.

House got robbed

Thiefs stole the electric motor wheel chair.

Can you get lower then stealing a mans wheelchair?

HowAreWe · 03-01-2013 02:49AM

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

After a night out in town in 2007. I decided to get the nightlink home. Some dude (who was sitting at the very back of the bus) whips it out and starts pissing on the floor... not just a bit. But litres. Someone gave out to him in which his response was "well, its not going to smell like roses is it?"

Dirty fecker. But hey, its the nightlink. Not shocking is it? Never want to get on that bus again.

legend.

Celly Smunt · 03-01-2013 02:52AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

Thiefs stole the electric motor wheel chair.

Can you get lower then stealing a mans wheelchair?

hitting a man with glasses obviously.

03-01-2013 02:53AM

pmcmahon wrote: »

hitting a wheelchair-bound man with glasses

obviously.

mikemac1 · 03-01-2013 02:56AM

pmcmahon wrote: »

hitting a man with glasses obviously.

True

A fair point Sir

Old Perry · 03-01-2013 03:02AM

I went to McDonald's in mullingar once, someone had taken a dump in the urinal.

I know !! McDonald's!! I'm ashamed of myself....

mikemac1 · 03-01-2013 03:06AM

Your own fault ^^^^^

Only city folk go to McDonalds

Should have gone to Galways finest

bgrizzley · 03-01-2013 03:12AM

Wasp Stings wrote: »

Well, it looks like you're not that bright either, judgind by your appalling grammar and spelling. Stupid braindead woman.

Whoops!

The King of Moo · 03-01-2013 03:14AM

Wasp Stings wrote: »

Well, it looks like you're not that bright either, judgind by your appalling grammar and spelling. Stupid braindead woman.

I mean... really??

Sierra Oscar · 03-01-2013 03:15AM

Laika1986 wrote: »

Worked in Penneys years ago, someone once pooed in an Ugg boot, wasn't found for a couple of days. No one could figure out why the shoe section was stinking!

Similar story in a certain Dublin library regarding a book. Someone got a nasty surprise while looking for a book to checkout.

gerrowadat · 03-01-2013 03:26AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

Your own fault ^^^^^

Only city folk go to McDonalds

Should have gone to Galways finest

You're skating on thin ice going to a maccers anywhere west of Kinnegad. The supermacs mafia will take your knees.

B.A._Baracus · 03-01-2013 03:42AM

HowAreWe wrote: »

legend.

Not when you are sitting less than 6 foot away from him. Lol.

Smidge · 03-01-2013 03:52AM

Hippies! wrote: »

I do that...are we friends?

Savage with a mug a tae though

I love sheperds pie sambos, also fried cabbage on bread....mmmmmm:D

Scummy things that scummy people do.

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