Is it true that you get an A2 if someone dies in your exam?

Moromaster · 29-05-2013 10:14PM #1

Just wonderin', thinking I might convince someone to 'take one for the team'.

spurious · 29-05-2013 10:15PM

No it's not true.

1ZRed · 29-05-2013 10:17PM

Yes, of course this is fact. It's sacrifice for the fine weather we get during the leaving cert every year. The more A2's the better.

Not A1's though, they're overkill

traineeacc · 29-05-2013 10:19PM

Good god,where on earth do these kind of myths originate??

Moromaster · 29-05-2013 10:28PM

So if I walk up to my examiner in maths and say 'Hey brah gotta urinate', he he's like 'iz cool, keep it real' and gives me a *fistbump*; and, I walk back in with a katana and *commit ritual Sepukku*, and the examiner is just supposed to go 'Higher Level maths, brah', and everyone is supposed to just carry on?

Vito Corleone · 29-05-2013 10:29PM

My friend told me that if you say "oops" and then drop a fiver in front of the exam supervisor they write a little note on your paper telling the marker to give you an A1.

Copper_pipe · 29-05-2013 10:31PM

Moromaster wrote: »

So if I walk up to my examiner in maths and say 'Hey brah gotta urinate', he he's like 'iz cool, keep it real' and gives me a *fistbump*; and, I walk back in with a katana and *commit ritual Sepukku*, and the examiner is just supposed to go 'Higher Level maths, brah', and everyone is supposed to just carry on?

Did your post get gazoogled?

Acciaccatura · 29-05-2013 10:34PM

If that's true about dying, the 6th year students from each school should have a Hunger Games-type thing in every subject to decide who "takes one for the team" for each exam, then all students will get at least 540 points.

Oh God, my ideas can be really messed up sometimes...

whiskeyman · 29-05-2013 10:35PM

Stephen Ireland got 8 A2s apparently...

happywithlife · 29-05-2013 10:36PM

Vito Corleone wrote: »

My friend told me that if you say "oops" and then drop a fiver in front of the exam supervisor they write a little note on your paper telling the marker to give you an A1.

Oh good god
NO that is not true <rolls eyes>
The marker will report any such notes or money to the sec immediately ... Do you really want to get off on the wrong foot with your examiner before they even start marking your paper ?

Moromaster · 29-05-2013 10:36PM

Acciaccatura wrote: »

If that's true about dying, the 6th year students from each school should have a Hunger Games-type thing in every subject to decide who "takes one for the team" for each exam, then all students will get at least 540 points.

Oh God, my ideas can be really messed up sometimes...

Or everyone has to think of ridiculously bizarre ways to do it, and the least creative person has to do the most creative person's idea.

8/10, The buildup was weak, but the execution was excellent!

Copper_pipe · 29-05-2013 10:37PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

Stephen Ireland got 8 A2s apparently...

haha, very good

Just Like Heaven · 29-05-2013 10:37PM

Difficult to tell, exam performance is another important variable.

Legion. · 29-05-2013 10:39PM

happywithlife wrote: »

Oh good god
NO that is not true <rolls eyes>
The marker will report any such notes or money to the sec immediately ... Do you really want to get off on the wrong foot with your examiner before they even start marking your paper ?

Can't be serious..

Vito Corleone · 29-05-2013 10:40PM

happywithlife wrote: »

Oh good god
NO that is not true <rolls eyes>
The marker will report any such notes or money to the sec immediately ... Do you really want to get off on the wrong foot with your examiner before they even start marking your paper ?

Okay, just in case anyone actually believed my last comment, I was obviously joking.

kingcobra · 29-05-2013 11:12PM

I heard if someone dies during the exam you have to leave them there until the exam is done :eek:

ScummyMan · 29-05-2013 11:51PM

So if a person in your exam centre dies do you get to copy their answers? Shame to let their work go to waste.

Just Like Heaven · 30-05-2013 12:00AM

kingcobra wrote: »

I heard if someone dies during the exam you have to leave them there until the exam is done :eek:

So long as they don't die in the first or last half an hour, it's no problem :pac:

Peregrine · 30-05-2013 01:20AM

fewtinsoffroth wrote: »

So long as they don't die in the first or last half an hour, it's no problem :pac:

This is the truth, OP

30 minutes into the exam, the exam hall is officially declared as a free-for-all until the last half an hour. Your class is then free to sacrifice one your friends in return for an A2 :pac:

mad turnip · 30-05-2013 01:35AM

For a serious answer, I'm sure the exam will be canceled and everyone will sit the reserve paper for that exam.

iHappyPanda · 30-05-2013 01:59AM

mad turnip wrote: »

For a serious answer, I'm sure the exam will be canceled and everyone will sit the reserve paper for that exam.

what happens if the school gets blown up
or even better some guys dressed as criminals come,hired by a student to come and interrupt the exam with a gun and terrify everyone and then leave.:eek::eek:

mad turnip · 30-05-2013 02:00AM

iHappyPanda wrote: »

what happens if the school gets blown up
or even better some guys dressed as criminals come,hired by a student to come and interrupt the exam with a gun and terrify everyone and then leave.:eek::eek:

why don't you try it

?

iHappyPanda · 30-05-2013 02:02AM

mad turnip wrote: »

why don't you try it ?

I will but if I get caught I have your quote so I will re-direct this to the garda saying you told me to do it

I don't know who you are, I don't where you came from
But I will hunt, and I will find you, and I will kill you :cool:

mad turnip · 30-05-2013 02:06AM

iHappyPanda wrote: »

I will but if I get caught I have your quote so I will re-direct this to the garda saying you told me to do it
I don't know who you are, I don't where you came from
But I will hunt, and I will find you, and I will kill you :cool:

Sounds good to me

Leaving Cert Student · 30-05-2013 12:52PM

If someone draws a penis on your exam paper, the examiner reserves the right draw on pubic hair before sending it off to the SEC.

randylonghorn · 30-05-2013 04:01PM

Leaving Cert Student wrote: »

If someone draws a penis on your exam paper, the examiner reserves the right draw on pubic hair before sending it off to the SEC.

Pubic hair implies a certain age and maturity.

Just sayin'

Is it true that you get an A2 if someone dies in your exam?

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