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Frau Merkel fractures pelvis in skiing accident

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  • #2
    Daqster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Yeah, fractured her pelvis skiing down Mount Penis more like.

    I've seen what German women get up to online.

    Silence, Mr Ski Instructer, you vill fcuk harder!


  • #3
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Looks like the Germans should steer clear of skiing and stick to what they've proven to be good at - trying to take over the world.


  • #4
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Snowy mountains are trying to take us all out, one at a time

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #5
    Tzardine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,885 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    Looks like the Germans should steer clear of skiing and stick to what they've proven to be good at - trying to take over the world.

    Which German has tried to take over the world ?


  • #6
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    force eleven wrote: »
    http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/europe/angela-merkel-fractures-pelvis-in-skiing-accident-1.1645830

    Will best buddy Enda visit her as she recuperates?

    Visit her? He was the first to sign up for bedpan duties.


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  • #7
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Strituck wrote: »
    Which German has tried to take over the world ?

    Were pinky and the brain German?


  • #8
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Did she collide with Schumacher ?


  • #9
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Strituck wrote: »
    Which German has tried to take over the world ?

    Enda Kenny, haven't you heard?


  • #10
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    preston johnny wrote: »
    Did she collide with Schumacher ?

    Too soon


  • #11
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I'm just shocked she can ski at all.


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  • #12
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Angela was visiting Paris last year.

    Passport control didn't recognise her.

    Name please.? Angela Merkel.
    Passport.? German.
    Occupation? Er, nope. I'm just here on vacation. :confused:


  • #13
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    preston johnny wrote: »
    Did she collide with Schumacher ?
    the groutch wrote: »
    Too soon

    Merkel ski-crash good
    Schumacher ski-crash bad
    ?
    Bleib klassy, AH.


  • #14
    Terry1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭Terry1985


    Did the doctor say 'vi have vays of making you walk' ?


  • #15
    deblacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭deblacker


    She could Nazi that she was so close to the edge.

    Anne Frankly she should have been more careful.


  • #16
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Fractured pelvis?
    That was no skiing accident.


    Merkel gets freaky.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This is not a news dump forum.

    This thread has really piste me off.


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