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Best nickname youve heard?

  • 17-12-2014 12:52PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭


    Just for abit of a laugh.. what is the best nickname youve heard? I saw this on another thread and I found it amusing.. 'There was this old man who lived near me when I was younger , six of his nine grandsons were called William , he was known as the man with six willys.' Theres a man who's called Jonny Big pants around here simply because he wears very baggy trousers... whats the best or most relevant nickname you know? And why?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,704 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    Rugby league player from a few years ago - Martin Ofiah. known as "Chariots".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    The footballer "One Size" Fitz Hall


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,748 ✭✭✭✭Lovely Bloke


    Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

    He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Frogeye


    I knew guy called "Thrush" ...because he was an irritating C**t.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭BlimpyBoy


    2Pants

    Apparently, he wore two pairs of pants to work one day when it was snowing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

    He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

    This will haunt me for a bit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,398 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Mr. Can't Use Search Function.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Locomotion


    There's a UFC fighter called Andre "Touchy" Fili


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭wilhelm roentgen


    Has to be a work mate of mine from years ago whose name was Billy Chestnut, his nickname was William the Conqueror


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Guy in school we used to call Oliver after both his parents died.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Friend of my dad's when he was younger was a short bloke who drove an Austin Metro. His nickname was metronome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭wilhelm roentgen


    I knew a guy who worked for local panel beaters here in Cork, his workmates used to call him call him ‘Soup’.
    ‘Why Soup?’ I asked
    ‘Cos he’s a thick Country Vegetable’ came the reply.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 147 ✭✭Jon_459


    Electrician I know is called the "prince of darkness"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭cletus van damme


    Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

    He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

    did he not clean himself after ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭Kim Kardashi Un


    Billy the boll*x

    Black joe (who's black and not to be confused with the other joe)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,748 ✭✭✭✭Lovely Bloke


    did he not clean himself after ?

    yeah he did, but it was dark and it was still in and around his fingernails by the time we saw him again later the next day for pints.

    He went straight to her hotel room, did the dirty, went to the bathroom to scrub up then went to bed, got up the next morning and hightailed it out of there to meet us again for pints. He obviously didn't properly clean his hands.

    It was a stag thing in Newcastle.

    As soon as the slagging started he headed back to his own hotel room to have a proper shower and that, heh later on that evening we all had dinner together. It's probably obvious what half the table ordered.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    My first day working on a building site and the foreman kept calling a worker donkey so I asked him why does he call you donkey he replied he aw he aw he always calls me that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,950 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Knew a Jamaican guy in London called Toots, I thought he was a fan of Toots & the Maytals.

    Not so...he could fart a cacophony of sound at will.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Corvo


    "Backada"

    This fella's used drive a bus to matches/school runs etc. and would always shout "sit down on the backada bus"

    Hence it stuck to him.


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,686 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    Tony Teabag. Sounds bad but it was actually only because he drove a van similar in colour to a box of Lyons.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    There's a man living a couple of miles away from me. He's going out with a woman and she's about 60 and about 20 stone. She's known locally as "the model".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭aidanathome


    Played football with a guy called 'Eggs'. First name was Benedict...


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,774 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Landmine.

    He was an unfortunate irish chap I met on the building sites in England. He didn't keep himself very together, ripped suit jacket and trousers (yes, a suit!) scruffy as and he shouted in an incomprehensible accent. He walked with a limp and his hard hat never fitted right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Surprised no one has mentioned BIFFO!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Fella who cut off one finger in a workplace accident, and only had four. His nickname was kitkat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    A pals name was meatball. cos he had ginger hair


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Cheque book Willy . Fella will my dad used used to know.he used write cheques for for the smallest of things like a pint of milk. Fella in our class with one testicle , we called him bolloclopse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Grew up with a bunch of lads called Beatty - everyone was nicknamed 'Chester'

    .......another girl called Aoife, with buck-teeth was called Teethfa.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭GG21057


    Mean fella was nicknamed 'crime'. Crime doesn't pay...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Wasn't there a Cork footballer named Conor Kearney who was nicknamed Chilli?
    Chilli Con Kearney.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭shaneon77


    I worked with a pastry chef who was gay and from the Philippines, Much to his dislike I named him Feelapenis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,385 ✭✭✭Brendan Flowers


    The footballer Kiki Musampa is nicknamed "Chris Musampa"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cjpm


    Fella from Glengarriff got 55 points in his Leaving Cert. Known locally as Britvic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    Jon_459 wrote: »
    Electrician I know is called the "prince of darkness"

    I used to work with one very close to retirement known as "Jurassic sparks".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Buddy of ours is an accountant to some dodgy types.
    We call him Dirty Books.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    Lad with a stutter used to go out with a girl with a huge under bite when I was a teen, they we're known as "chindler's lisp".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    joe stodge wrote: »
    I used to work with one very close to retirement known as "Jurassic sparks".

    Im an electrician and we had a pair of identical twin apprentices nicknamed "phase and neutral" , a few years later their younger brother became an apprentice and gained the nickname "earth".

    My favourite nickname was for another electrician , forever known as "flashbang".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    Im an electrician and we had a pair of identical twin apprentices nicknamed "phase and neutral" , a few years later their younger brother became an apprentice and gained the nickname "earth".

    My favourite nickname was for another electrician , forever known as "flashbang".

    There was another lad called the "conduit king" because he was ****e are any type of conduit, he came to work one monday complaining of this girl he'd gotten off with over the weekend.
    He said "no matter what i done she just lay there silent, it was like riding a bag if potatoes. She was ****". To which one of the lads said "maybe you were ****e", he was then known as the "mattress king".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 854 ✭✭✭dubscottie


    Lad at local council in Scotland was called Davie Dig Deep as he was well known for sticking the back bucket of his JCB through cables/pipes etc.

    Lad in the local called Dulux as he only seems to have one coat.

    Collapsible Brian.. But wont go into how he got that one..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    13 year old chap who had a bad day at school.

    Thereafter known as 'Curryshorts Kelly'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,804 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    A guy I know got lucky one time with the local copper's daughter.

    She gave him a handjob but he came very very very quickly. She told a few friends who told a few friends who told a few friends and eventually we found out.

    He became known as Jimmy Two Stroke from then on.



    Another guy is called Brillo,
    shifts all sorts of dirt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭Rob Thomas


    Rugby player John Eales was nicknamed "Nobody".

    Because Nobody's Perfect.

    Plenty of big landowners in west of ireland nicknamed Yorkie.

    Big, thick and rich.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭Salvation Tambourine


    Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

    He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

    Have one similiar, same story but he was called "The Count", as in Count Dracula.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭mark_jmc


    guy in work is called ankles,

    he is usually so far up the bosses hole you can only see his ankles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Lad I know with a peg leg, buck teeth, bad acne, one testicle and bad facial birthmark is nicknamed Jack.
    Cos his name is John.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    I have heard loads over the years from working in pubs, Square brains being a great one for a fella who couldn't pick his nose when it came to winning on the horses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Mate of mine was christened Wrong Mouth, because he used to make some ridiculously incorrect statements.

    Another fella I know was called Ten to 2, because of his deformed feet, that looked like they were pointed to that time of the clock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭MaroonAndGreen


    Cesar Azpilicueta who plays for Chelsea. Players called him "Dave" from his first day at the club.

    Brilliant I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,746 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    Lad born missing three fingers on his right hand. He's called 'Clock'.

    Cause he has one big hand, and one little hand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 982 ✭✭✭barney 20v


    One I know- friend of a friend --- called "pot hole" cause everyone try's to avoid him .


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