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let's make a pop song

  • 18-08-2015 08:32PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434
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    " we in the club, popping bottles all night, yeah yeah, til we see the sun light "

    Add a lyric :-)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 john the one
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    I predict a riot!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Games night cancelled, only singing if the grammar's right,

    What a load of cobblers, nothing on the box?.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 The_Valeyard
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    This sonnng is a load offff shhhh*ite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 Galway K9
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    I predict a riot!

    I don't know much....but I know love you.....tube


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 Banjo String
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    Do you want your auld lobby washed down conshine?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 the groutch
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    My lovely horse, running through the field.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 john the one
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    Let it snow, let it snow, cos here i am!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 eamonnq
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    Let's not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,903 drunkmonkey
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    Now 3 of the wheels were triangular and the forth one was off a tinkers cart that collapsed in phoinex Park....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Are you the woman who killed the child?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 fussyonion
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    "I see you there/Ya got gum in ya hair. You be so fly, you're more fly than the flies in my house/You got more booty than a Nissan Micra/I wanna take you to Whelan's for a cheeky pint-a/ I see ya in the morn/Not before dawn/I cook ya a fry with Granby sossies and perhaps an egg!"

    I got dis bro, brap brap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 The Backwards Man
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    I know this pain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 Banjo String
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    Worst lyrics ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 The Backwards Man
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    Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 574 18MonthsaSlave
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    "Barbara Steisand".
    Job done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 The Backwards Man
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    No one can change your life except for you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    How about a poll to lock this down before the sanity inspector locks us up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 The Backwards Man
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    Don't ever let anyone step all over you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 Into The Blue
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    I spend my life on the move
    My life on the road, town to town
    City to city, time zone to time zone
    Success keeps you busy
    So I can't complain how life is
    But in a life like this you tend to develop some vices
    My wife is my life and I'd never cheat on her
    But there are one or two things I do keep from her
    I have my addictions or rather my addictions have me
    Sometimes the shadow of my shadow is, all I can be
    I find my self alone in different hotel rooms just me and my thoughts
    And that milk stained moon
    I'm drawn to walk the street as my heart rate rises
    A heavy coat, a scarf, a hat all become my disguises
    I made it known I suffer from nosebleeds and migraines
    To explain the occasional mood swings and blood stains
    There are over a thousand people murdered in this world each day
    So as I drift from town to town nobody looks my way
    Its an addiction and I ain't proud of it
    But the power you feel there's no cloud in it
    The fear before the fact, as they know some things wrong
    The vain attempt to scream their muffled swan song
    The struggle, the shock in their eyes
    My grip around their throat as all their hope dies
    The sudden loss of breath there is no thrill equal
    My name is Johnny Depp and I kill people

    The fear
    The scream
    The struggle
    The shock

    You ****ers never saw it coming who'd of thunk it or thought it
    It be ignored like the ramblings of a drunk if you'd report it
    My performances are greeted with plaudits and laughter
    If you caught me red handed you probably think it stigmata
    Success sucks less than standard existence
    But when you exceed the standard dreams what becomes of our ambitions
    The average man can dream dreams of a path he's never walked
    But when that path's your day to day your dreams become warped

    The fear
    The scream
    The struggle
    The shock

    People underestimate the value of dreaming
    That which you aspire to provides a roof, a ceiling
    In particular the dreams that there's no way of achieving
    Like, I wanna' be Brad Pitt or something equally fleeting
    I can't aspire to such things the deeper I must delve
    And then the the only guide I have to life becomes myself
    This was always gonna' happen
    In fact I'll be surprised if I'm the first
    This kind of success and power is bound to bring out the worst
    With success come power and great success has been given me
    And with great power, comes great ****ability
    I'm a good husband though, I've never cheated on my wife
    Despite opportunities I live a monogamous life
    My addictions manifest, in a darker form
    If the heart is a house then I have a blood stained lawn
    My public portraits immaculate but there's blood on the easel
    MY NAME IS JOHNNY DEPP AND I KILL PEOPLE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 The Backwards Man
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    Just open your heart and your mind


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 Noodles81
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    Gonna galavant in me hotpantz/ lookin real hot/ down in d spot/ uhuh yeah baaabbyyy yeah uhuh/

    Gonna go all night/ love take a hike/ Wanna dance in d moonlight/ uhuh yeah honey uhuh/

    The square root of 16 yo is 4/ Am gonna be on d dancefloor/ Mop me brow bro/ Til I tell ya stop mofo/ uhuh yeah u know u know...uhoh/ uhoh//

    🎶🎶😉


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,311 BreadnBuddha
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    The lyrical miracle ain't gonna happen for these dribbling fools
    Writing words that hit takes great penmanship, and other eloquent tools
    Still trying to read Ann and Barry and wishing their parents were married
    These bitch bastids got

    Balls the size of peanuts, twinky sized penises
    Big Titties and beards, you' horny you' freak weird bitch, watching them - with their -
    Balls the size of peanuts, twinky dick flip flap flop penises and their klickety klack sh1tflicking craptalkin' keyboards - and their bullspit boards usernames - lame -

    Fools.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 Fr_Dougal
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    We have no potatoes, daddy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,677 dirkmeister
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    Because tonight we're forever young


    Hey Mr. DJ turn my song up





    *You must sing this in an annoying Kesha voice*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 suicide_circus
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    Ooooooooooh

    Aaaaaaaaaaah

    Dooby doo Waah Waah!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 Wacker The Attacker
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    There she was Just a **** in AH

    Singin' doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 biko
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 we'llallhavetea
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    [breathyvoice] i need to tell ya somethin' [/breathyvoice]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 Special Circumstances
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    [Pitbull] dale! [/pitbull]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 we'llallhavetea
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    JASON DERUUUUUUUULOOOOO!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 Special Circumstances
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    JASON DERUUUUUUUULOOOOO!

    I don't understand?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 RomanKnows
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    And now, the end is near;
    And so I face the final curtain.
    My friend, I'll say it clear,
    I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 Noodles81
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    John Snoooooowah, we shoulda staayed in the caave. You knoah nothinh John Snooooooowah.

    I saayyy John Snoooooowah...we should a...we should a...zig a zig....aahhh...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 Deep Six
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    How many balls can you juggle in your mouth?
    (Ooh baby, ooh baby)
    How many dizzicks until you pass out?
    (Baby oooh, baby oooh)
    I love you baby baby, you make my dick spray gravy
    Oooh. Oooh
    I love you baby baby, please pretend you're in the navy
    Oooh oooh
    *flick hair*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

    La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 Robsweezie
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    I'm gonna put my body on your body, then you're gonna put your body on my body, oh yeah so sexy all night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 C.K Dexter Haven
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    ooooooooooooh BODY FORM- BODY FORM for YoUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

    La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.



    AND FADE............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 C.K Dexter Haven
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    La La La.....La La La La La....La La La.....La La La La La.

    La La La.....La La La La La......La La La.....La La La La La.



    AND FADE............

    Inspiring. Thank you.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 Andre 3000
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    Taking inspiration from a recent song that would make ya want to drown yourself in absinthe:

    Hello...how are things...I need two milk and some flour for the baking
    Hello...can you hear me? Cmon ya f*cking bollox I need the milk for the baking
    Hello...pick up the phone or I'll kick your backside
    Hello...f*ck ya so you're not getting any pies

    Fin


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 smash
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    Boats n ho's!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,804 cml387
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    There's no place quite like Eye ur land.
    That's what we can all say,
    her fields and lurvly mountains,
    Thank god each day I pray.
    From the streams and glens of Antrim,
    To the town of Carciveen,
    I lurve my dear old country.
    It's the place that I know well.

    Obligatory pedal steel guitar break,with accordian and snare drum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,116 bnt
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    Do you really wanna hurt me?
    Do you really wanna make me cry?

    You do? OK.
    Don't need teeth anyway.
    I can see you're angry,
    But I'll still need a hankie
    When your fist breaks my nose
    And the floor is way too close.
    Do you think I can pass
    On the big boot up my ass?
    No?

    Yes you really wanna hurt me.
    Yes you really wanna make me cry.
    (Repeat) Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ...

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 Hammer89
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    Snuff a stripper and snort coke off her dead baps,
    Kill my neighbour because I want my f*cking shed back,
    He'll get his leg snapped, then his head smacked, before I do a big piss on his prayer mat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 Robsweezie
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    You got me feelin all hot under the collar, can't wait to slip under the covers with you, oh touch me, kiss me, make me feel like tonight is our night


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