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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Undercoverguy · 2007-01-24 23:19:39

Okay guys and gals thought this could be a laugh.... Stories of intimacy, Careful not to be to detailed of course :rolleyes: I'll start :D ........ Have Fun! First.png

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#152 30-01-2007 6:35pm

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Thread of the year (so far) IMO.

Roffles for all.

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#153 30-01-2007 6:46pm

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connundrum wrote:

Let's just say I rocked her world.

:cool:

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#154 30-01-2007 8:23pm

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Mirror wrote:

Hey, I bet her up the arse the first time.... not that I noticed... HIGH FIVE!!

Did she?

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#155 30-01-2007 8:34pm

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randylonghorn wrote:

My first sexual experience ... hmm!

Oh, my VERY first? .... easy!!

class:D

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#156 30-01-2007 8:47pm

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randylonghorn wrote:

Did she?

Haha

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#157 30-01-2007 8:50pm

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randylonghorn wrote:

Did she?

Why do you think she's crying?

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#158 30-01-2007 8:52pm

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Less chat, more peeks please! Been a good thread up until now.

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#159 30-01-2007 11:19pm

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Well, it's official.
Women cannot use MS paint.

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#160 30-01-2007 11:34pm

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Retorts...

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#161 30-01-2007 11:54pm

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Dutchology wrote:

Retorts...

What's my penis doing in the picture?! Slender and lacking girth! :eek:

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#162 31-01-2007 1:28am

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Yep, good times...

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#163 31-01-2007 1:40am

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Was she?

Cheaper than buying lube tbh.

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#164 31-01-2007 1:47am

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Mirror wrote:

Was she?

Cheaper than buying lube tbh.

Was she good? A good kisser, but wasn't very active in the bed...

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#165 31-01-2007 3:15am

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brianthebard wrote:

Was she good? A good kisser, but wasn't very active in the bed...

No, was she on the rag?

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#166 31-01-2007 3:39am

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Apparently she thought she had finished the day before.

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#167 31-01-2007 8:25am

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Ruu wrote:

Less chat, more peeks please! Been a good thread up until now.

But is very quickly going downhill.

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#168 31-01-2007 10:17am

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Teenager are such liars. She told her folks she was away with a gang of girls, mine were told I was away with a gang of lads.
If I were to describe it in words, I'd have to use 'furtive', and possible 'ameteurish'.

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#169 31-01-2007 10:20am

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Mirror wrote:

Well excuse you both, but I know you're a chick (chic = a french word, pronounced "sheek"...), hence my pointing out that your attempt was crap, and you should actually draw something

I did draw something... Sorry it's not as filthy as the rest but I'm a lady

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#170 31-01-2007 11:43am

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xzanti wrote:

I did draw something... Sorry it's not as filthy as the rest but I'm a lady

They're not necessarily filthy, but actually being funneh helps.

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#171 31-01-2007 7:16pm

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Mirror wrote:

They're not necessarily filthy, but actually being funneh helps.

Women can't do funny, its a fact. Sure, some may have their moments, but never consistently.

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#172 31-01-2007 8:22pm

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rb_ie wrote:

Women can't do funny, its a fact. Sure, some may have their moments, but never consistently.

Usually when they are being funny its because they are trying to be funny and failing, or else you are laughing at them rather than with them.

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#173 01-02-2007 1:08am

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I was 17 and He's still a friend to this day:)

Forgive my drawing....A half arsed effort!

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#174 01-02-2007 3:01am

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rb_ie wrote:

Lol! I'll add my own later on when I've gotten my hands on a mouse.

Days later ... still no pic ...

rb_ie wrote:

But is very quickly going downhill.

So when are YOU going to let us in on this first sexual experience with a mouse, Dub boy?! (And ye lot slag us culchies if we so much as LOOK at a sheep! :rolleyes: )

Must keep showing this thread to people ... getting some great stories!
Contributions from a couple of friends attached (well, the stories are theirs, the lousy artwork is all mine!)

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#175 01-02-2007 1:15pm

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The second one makes me laugh so much. Brings random sex to a whole new random level...

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#176 01-02-2007 8:20pm

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randylonghorn wrote:

Days later ... still no pic ...

I said I'd add it when I get my hands on a mouse! I'm on a laptop and can't draw with the touchpad so I guess you'll just have to wait

randylonghorn wrote:

So when are YOU going to let us in on this first sexual experience with a mouse, Dub boy?! (And ye lot slag us culchies if we so much as LOOK at a sheep! :rolleyes: )

Well, it depends on how ye look at the sheep

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#177 02-02-2007 1:40am

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rb_ie wrote:

Well, it depends on how ye look at the sheep

As a last ditch alternative in case there's ever a weekend when the place isn't flooded with Dublin girls on hen nights, of course! :rolleyes:

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#178 02-02-2007 10:54am

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rb_ie wrote:

[/I]I said I'd add it when I get my hands on a mouse! I'm on a laptop and can't draw with the touchpad so I guess you'll just have to wait

Well, it depends on how ye look at the sheep

Hungrily...?

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#179 03-02-2007 12:34am

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How did I just know sheep were going to come up in this thread:D

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#180 03-02-2007 12:37am

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bugs90 wrote:

How did I just know sheep were going to come up in this thread:D

No pics yet tho:p

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#181 03-02-2007 3:39am

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bugs90 wrote:

How did I just know sheep were going to come up in this thread:D

bugs90 wrote:

No pics yet tho:p

Yes there are ... Slow coach (taking slow to a new low) and Civilian Target

In my case it wasn't my first, so I didn't have to draw ... oops, TMI!

Anyway, why am I even explaining to another Dub ... MICE, for pity's sake!!!! :rolleyes:

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#182 03-02-2007 12:23pm

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randylonghorn wrote:

Days later ... still no pic ...

So when are YOU going to let us in on this first sexual experience with a mouse, Dub boy?! (And ye lot slag us culchies if we so much as LOOK at a sheep! :rolleyes: )

He's still waiting for the experience.

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#183 03-02-2007 12:25pm

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orla wrote:

He's still waiting for the experience.

Haw haw.

Wheres yours Orla?Or can you even remember back that far?

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#184 03-02-2007 12:36pm

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rb_ie wrote:

Haw haw.

Wheres yours Orla?Or can you even remember back that far?

I attached it just there.

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#185 03-02-2007 8:45pm

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this girl was a legend, however, she did get all crazy and start showin me diamond engagement rings and stuff, not saying i didnt like, but man i was soooooooooooo young, i ran like ben johnson on drugs.

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#186 06-02-2007 5:16am

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It was quite a day at the beach. There was sand everywhere.

*sighs*

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#187 07-02-2007 2:13am

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lemon_of_old wrote:

It was quite a day at the beach. There was sand everywhere.

*sighs*

is that why you're still wearing your socks?

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#188 07-02-2007 3:11am

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The expression on your face can only be described as "made-for-porn"...

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#189 09-02-2007 8:55pm

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Doing this was a bit traumatic!

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#190 09-02-2007 11:45pm

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what a symetrical penis. lucky you...

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#191 10-02-2007 3:06am

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....... Even as the OP f this thread i cant help but feel the sticklyness of this thread has been outlived lol

Good while it lasted tho lol

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#192 10-02-2007 3:25am

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There's certainly been a fair amount of stickiness ...

Ach, it's grand where it is, save it being bumped every time someone new falls over it ... or just reaches that moment, and wants to commemorate it!

And yes, it was a bloody good idea, fair play, mate.

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#193 10-02-2007 4:04pm

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My first moment was in a field near a tree.

Oh he was a filthy animal.

Woooooooof

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#194 10-02-2007 7:18pm

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http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

but actually, it was kinda like this...

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8155/firstgr9.gif

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#195 10-02-2007 9:06pm

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steve06 wrote:

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

ROFL!

At least you had the bigger dick, dude!

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#196 10-02-2007 9:22pm

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She was very beautiful, it was on the forest floor, despite the odd stray twig as first times go it was great!

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#197 11-02-2007 3:44am

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frobisher wrote:

She was very beautiful, it was on the forest floor, despite the odd stray twig as first times go it was great!

are you peeing on her?

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#198 11-02-2007 12:37pm

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steve06 wrote:

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9530/firstsa4.gif

but actually, it was kinda like this...

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8155/firstgr9.gif

ya left her like a painters radio, well done;)

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#199 14-02-2007 2:38am

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Not entirely accurate but it would have been epicly funny later.

Attachment not found.

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#200 22-02-2007 10:28pm

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rightio, I'm not gonne do my first "real" sexual experience cos I know far too many people on this forum! But I've done my first kiss here, which is probably much more amusing.

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#201 23-02-2007 11:10am

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was he a St.Mary fairy

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