Threads that are just wrong!

6th

Ok am making this thread so we can highlight other threads around boards that are just WRONG!

I'll start the ball rolling:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53292396#post53292396

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

anything in here
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=446

6th

I mean wrong with regards to the ideals of this forum ; )

RE*AC*TOR

Mordeth wrote:

anything in here
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=446

Like a spurned lover....




But yes, it is a rather silly place.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

umm
ghosts cause unnecesary hair growth?

Robbo

Mordeth wrote:

anything in here
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=446

I felt a surge of psychic energy when you posted that.

Back on topic, that thread on PI about a lad who's missus threatened to leave him because of the immense danger of 5-a-side. It's football, not chainsaw juggling.

brianthebard

Anything posted in PI is wrong. But especially threads like this one;
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055095640

Tom Dunne

I'm still traumatised by this one:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055090539

:eek:

AlmightyCushion

Surely anything in here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Surely anything in here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

Bustard ! Got in just afore me !:D

Or Here
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=10

If we were interested we wouldn't be here

Zaph

This forum is the one that disturbs me most. There's certainly no need for any brother to post over there.

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

Bustard ! Got in just afore me !:D

I couldn't believe nobody got there before me. It is an obvious one.

Slow Motion wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=10

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Don't ever speak that word in here again brother. The thought of it could give one of us a heart attack.

Tom Dunne

zaph wrote:

This forum is the one that disturbs me most. There's certainly no need for any brother to post over there.

What is this vegan they speak of? Is it something like a Vulcan?

As for vegetarian, is that something like a veterinarian?

J.S. Pill

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I saw this first

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055093328

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Surely anything in here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

There's a surprising overlap between regular posters on Fitness and BGRH. I think we should focus on what we have in common rather than our differences. Both surely have their place in fighting femminism.

Irish Wolf

And brothers what a terrible terrible disappointment this thread was to me

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054848711

AlmightyCushion

tom dunne wrote:

What is this vegan they speak of? Is it something like a Vulcan?

As for vegetarian, is that something like a veterinarian?

I think a vegetarian is someone who fought in a war. As for vegan. Isn't that someone who has yet to engage in the gentle melodious act of pounding vag?

Interceptor

AlmightyCushion wrote:

someone who has yet to engage in the gentle melodious act of pounding vag?

Nope, thats a vagrant you're thinking of...

Anyhew, back on topic. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES DIPSH!TS. The smell of 'holier than thou' in here is making me nauseous. This is the internet - just by being here you are marking yourself as a dweeb, a nerd, a geek or a fule. Go outside and plant a tree, create something, contribute to the greater good of mankind, ride a horse, or swim in a lake and you can then judge the vagaries of whiny internet nobs. I come in here to discuss the finer nuances of stuff the people I work with can't even begin to understand and the last thing I need to see is the people in the Fat and Bald Forum casting scorn on any of it.

Illinois nazis? Internet nazis more like... Arrange the following into a well known phrase or sentance - LIFE. A. GET.

'cptr

God, its been a long day - I needed a good rant... I'm all better now.

Zaph

That's it, let it all out. Now, how long have you had these feelings of inadequacy Interceptor? Is it that you feel that your current girth or barely balding pate are not sufficient to join the Brotherhood? We're a liberal and forgiving lot you know, you only need one or the other, and if there are extenuating circumstances admittance may be permitted even if you are long-haired and under-nourished.

00112984

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Surely anything in here

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=252

I misread this one as Chip/Dip Stain and clicked on it.
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055096294

My eyes, MY EYES!!

smashey

I think this thread should be deleted.

brianthebard

Well said brother Smashey.

Interceptor

zaph wrote:

That's it, let it all out. Now, how long have you had these feelings of inadequacy Interceptor? Is it that you feel that your current girth or barely balding pate are not sufficient to join the Brotherhood? We're a liberal and forgiving lot you know, you only need one or the other, and if there are extenuating circumstances admittance may be permitted even if you are long-haired and under-nourished.

Oh I know I'm inadequate - no question, brother zaph. I typed that rant after a day at my 'desk' after I had eaten a whole pack of LIDL Cherry Bakewells (how do they get so much sugar into them?) in one go. My desk faces the wall and I know my workmates try to reflect the sun onto my baldy patch by using their make-up mirrors and I had spent the day just wishing for a piano to fall through the roof and kill me. Its nice to know I'm among friends. You can see how I have tried to cover my bald patch in a novel way here, in another thread which the OP probably thinks is 'wrong'

ah but lads, buckfast gets you f**cked-fast.

Wishbone Ash

6th wrote:

I'll start the ball rolling:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=53292396#post53292396

6th - You were perusing the Fashion and Appearance Forum? The shame of it! :eek:

*shakes head*

They tell me about this one brothers, but I've managed to avoid being contaminated so far.

AlmightyCushion

Wishbone Ash wrote:

They tell me about this one brothers, but I've managed to avoid being contaminated so far.

The spanw of Satan. Cast it back into the depths of hell.

Tom Dunne

Wishbone Ash wrote:

They tell me about this one brothers, but I've managed to avoid being contaminated so far.

AAAGGGGH! It gets worse.

I honestly didn't know most of these existed. Probably A Good Thing.

Ignorance is bliss.

Slow Motion

tom dunne wrote:

What is this vegan they speak of? Is it something like a Vulcan?

As for vegetarian, is that something like a veterinarian?

Vegan / vegetarian = Virgin / Celibate i.e. doesn't do meat

Tar.Aldarion

I certainly have no idea what they are up to, some sort of conspiract by veterans.

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

Vegan / vegetarian = Virgin / Celibate i.e. doesn't do meat

Fúckin' genius

Jimoslimos

Wishbone Ash wrote:

6th - You were perusing the Fashion and Appearance Forum? The shame of it! :eek:

Brothers I am an eternal optimist and I pray for redemption of said forum. An invasion of threads with titles such as "String vests - Yay of nay", "How much of my mangut should be on display?", "Post pics of your greatest curry stains here" and "Has there been a greater clothing invention than elasticated waistbands?" should be sufficient to right any wrongs.

Slow Motion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Fúckin' genius

Thank you ! I thank you ! *takes a bow*

John Mason

brianthebard wrote:

Anything posted in PI is wrong. But especially threads like this one;
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055095640

ahhhh, i was going to say that too and especially that thread.............i think that was a bored troll ..........has to be ..........i mean, really, it has to be doesnt it - i am scared for society after reading that thread

AlmightyCushion

brianthebard wrote:

Anything posted in PI is wrong. But especially threads like this one;
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055095640

I don't think PI is wrong. I think it's hilarious

Slow Motion

:eek:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055096865
:eek:

Degsy

I'm banned from vegan/vegetarian..bunch of wimps,they dont like being told how wrong they are!

AlmightyCushion

Slow Motion wrote:

:eek:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055096865
:eek:

Yeah just seen that. Desecrating the one thing we hold dear.

Zaph

Interceptor wrote:

You can see how I have tried to cover my bald patch in a novel way here, in another thread which the OP probably thinks is 'wrong'

Brother Interceptor, there is nothing "wrong" with that thread, having animals about is a very many thing, unless said animals are poodles or the like obviously, and your dog is definitely a manly breed. I would be a little concerned that you're using a rat to cover your baldness, it should be allowed to continue to dazzle all and sundry, but on the plus side you have a rat on your head. And keep up the good work with the cherry bakewells, I'm rather partial to them myself.

That s****y thread is an offence against nature. Pighead must be stopped before he breaks the interweb with this sort of nonsense.

Brother degsy, you should wear your banning like a badge of honour. I think it definitely merits a place in your sig.

Tom Dunne

Degsy wrote:

I'm banned from vegan/vegetarian..bunch of wimps,they dont like being told how wrong they are!

Now there's a challenge.

Let's see how many of us can get banned from the various fora mentioned in this thread.

Anyone up for it?

John Mason

i got banned from PI for telling some wimp bloke to cop on and stand up to his missus who ran off with another bloke but didnt want him to sell the house in case she wanted to come back to him in the next three years and he was struggling with the mortgage - muppet

AlmightyCushion

irishbird wrote:

i got banned from PI for telling some wimp bloke to cop on and stand up to his missus who ran off with another bloke but didnt want him to sell the house in case she wanted to come back to him in the next three years and he was struggling with the mortgage - muppet

That's best advice he could have gotten. What a fúckin' simpleton.

Tar.Aldarion

tom dunne wrote:

Now there's a challenge.

Let's see how many of us can get banned from the various fora mentioned in this thread.

Anyone up for it?

Just try me. :P

J.S. Pill

tom dunne wrote:

Now there's a challenge.

Let's see how many of us can get banned from the various fora mentioned in this thread.

Anyone up for it?

I've already been banned from humour for some slightly un-PC comments. the mod said I could get the ban lifted if I apologised!! HA! no f**king way!! I'm a political prisioner and will not be silenced.

I think I could easily get banned from fashion & appearence - I'll just post a pic of myself in something from spring/summer '04. - That 'll freak the establishment out

smashey

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Just try me. :P

/goes to troll Spell Czechs with poor grammar and text speak.

Tar.Aldarion

You couldn't live without my palace of grammatical heights.

smashey

smashey wrote:

/goes to troll Spell Czechs with poor grammar and text speak.

I tried this in Spell Czechs but something strange happened to my post.

Tar.Aldarion

The Grammar God acts in mysterious(Yet gramatically correct.) ways?

smashey

A blatant misuse of power from the Grammar God.

Mr. Presentable

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055096422

:rolleyes:

Tar.Aldarion

smashey wrote:

A blatant misuse of power from the Grammar God.

Very well, his Essence has granted you to take to wed any of the SC forum members, as repent.

smashey

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Very well, his Essence has granted you to take to wed any of the SC forum members, as repent.

Mmmmmmmm. Who to pick? Faith? ST*? Choices, choices.

dr.bollocko

THere's a ****ing Mustard forum now.
Thats right, a forum dedicated to mustard.
Now of course, I am not against mustard per se. I mean its pleasant with hot dogs and the like. But still. I sometimes eat soup with a spoon. Is there a spoon forum? I DONT COCKING THINK SO!!!!!
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=457
Yep. there certainly is. An active place, full of useful and insightful posts.
Hopefully I will get banned from there soon.