When is being drunk REALLY being drunk?

Stephentlig

I often hear people talking about being drunk, but as a boards.ie nation, what would you consider being drunk?

A) being tipsy

swaggering about the place

C) slurring your words and talking about stuff you normally wouldnt give a hoot about

D) Having to call an ambulance because you look like you've just poisioned yourself

ok so granted that D is obviously drunk to the point of you need medical assistance, and thats obviously classified as being drunk, but when is drunk really being drunk to you?

Pax Christi
Stephen

jesus_thats_gre

When you start forgetting that you have dressed like a dickhead.

MistyCheese

For me? At about 1:52 am.

SadieSue

Probably when you black out and wake up in the ladies jacks.

biko

poll!

SugarHigh

When taking a piss takes so long you start to get bored and begin walking backwards and pissing really high up in the air while trying not to get any on the floor.

JONJO THE MISER

aww im after quiet the few cans now so i better head to bed before i make a fool of meself:D still typing well anyway:eek:

Stephentlig

biko wrote: »

poll!

yeah I kind of realised that half way through writing it, but by then I'd finished writing it and couldnt be bothered doing a poll, does this mean I'll have to call upon the charitable mods to form one?

Schism

SugarHigh wrote: »

When taking a piss takes so long you start to get bored and begin walking backwards and pissing really high up in the air while trying not to get any on the floor.

I like to think all guys have done this at some stage so I don't feel so childish. Same goes for the old shampoo mohawk in the shower

The Master

Stephentlig wrote: »

does this mean I'll have to call upon the charitable mods to form one?

Yep you'll need a charitable mod to help you.

Hopefully one of them come along soon.

Armin_Tamzarian

When is being drunk REALLY being drunk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgMPJU6wSF0

AlmightyCushion

There are various different levels of drunkeness from a tad tipsy to off your tits, pants on your head, soiling yourself while getting sick into your jacket pocket and waking up three days later in a ditch covered in blood and fecal matter and having the taste of raw meat in your mouth. Obviously we should always try and aim for the latter as it's more fun.

MistyCheese

Schism wrote: »

Same goes for the old shampoo mohawk in the shower

Hello, yes, I'm sorry, What?

Shampoo Mohawk? Is this something I should be glad that I'm not aware of? Like "Dutch Oven"?

SScope

When you think your Mam's friends are hot.....THEY ARE NOT.

My eyes ( and by eyes I mean ego and self respect )still burn.

Teddy Daniels

Stephentlig wrote: »

I often hear people talking about being drunk, but as a boards.ie nation, what would you consider being drunk?

A) being tipsy

swaggering about the place

C) slurring your words and talking about stuff you normally wouldnt give a hoot about

D) Having to call an ambulance because you look like you've just poisioned yourself

ok so granted that D is obviously drunk to the point of you need medical assistance, and thats obviously classified as being drunk, but when is drunk really being drunk to you?

Pax Christi
Stephen

When your social niceities fall away and you start laughing at the religious for thier crazy ideas.

jumpguy

Being drunk is really drunk when you wake up in the morning and are still drunk.

Stephentlig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8YeLErbEg&feature=player_embedded

Aye the above I think would be classified as being drunk alright

MistyCheese

jumpguy wrote: »

Being drunk is really drunk when you wake up in the morning and are still drunk.

I love going into work still drunk! By the time the buzz has worn off it's midday.

punchdrunk

woke up in the Garden of remembrance once,yeah that one was REALLY drunk...

Posy

Somewhere between (b) and (c). When you stand up to go to the loo, but have to compose yourself for a moment so you don't fall over.

Stephentlig

Posy wrote: »

Somewhere between (b) and (c). When you stand up to go to the loo, but have to compose yourself for a moment so you don't fall over.

now thats the kind of answer I was lookin for

K4t

When you get your cock out and do the helicopter.

When you suddenly realise you've been thrown out of the pub/club.

When you can't walk.

When you can't remember anything about the night. At all. Ever again.

Hank_Jones

Teddy Daniels wrote: »

When your social niceities fall away and you start laughing at the religious for thier crazy ideas.

I don't believe in that stuff, but I'm certainly not going to take cheap jabs at someone for having beliefs.

Regardless of how it makes me feel, seeing certain things.

--LOS--

When I start spilling drinks I'm tipsy, when I go to take a drink (if I havent dropped it before it gets anywhere near my mouth) and half of it goes down my top, drunk. Although sometimes I spill that much I wonder how :pac:

A_Border_Bandit

When an aunt has to collect you from a garda station in some town half way across the country for being asleep outside with no trousers on. During the day. And being convinced it was because you killed Michael Jackson...



Memory still blank

Professey Chin

After vomiting like I did earlier.Ugh

ConmanTheKiller

When you can hear your father singing in the other room and not be embarrassed :cool:

MistyCheese

ConmanTheKiller wrote: »

When you can hear your father singing in the other room and join in at the top of your voice :cool:

FYP

ConmanTheKiller

MistyCheese wrote: »

FYP

Damn you caught me

MistyCheese

ConmanTheKiller wrote: »

Damn you caught me

Yes. Yes I did.

Now, givvus a version of "Killing Me Softly".

K4t

ConmanTheKiller wrote: »

When you can hear your father masturbating in the other room and not be embarrassed :cool:

FYP