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When is being drunk REALLY being drunk?

  • 25-04-2010 12:49AM
    #1
    Stephentlig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭


    I often hear people talking about being drunk, but as a boards.ie nation, what would you consider being drunk?

    A) being tipsy

    B) swaggering about the place

    C) slurring your words and talking about stuff you normally wouldnt give a hoot about

    D) Having to call an ambulance because you look like you've just poisioned yourself

    ok so granted that D is obviously drunk to the point of you need medical assistance, and thats obviously classified as being drunk, but when is drunk really being drunk to you?

    Pax Christi
    Stephen <3
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  • #2
    jesus_thats_gre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,441 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    When you start forgetting that you have dressed like a dickhead.


  • #3
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    For me? At about 1:52 am.


  • #4
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Probably when you black out and wake up in the ladies jacks.


  • #5
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    poll!


  • #6
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    When taking a piss takes so long you start to get bored and begin walking backwards and pissing really high up in the air while trying not to get any on the floor.


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  • #7
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    aww im after quiet the few cans now so i better head to bed before i make a fool of meself:D still typing well anyway:eek:


  • #8
    Stephentlig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Stephentlig


    biko wrote: »
    poll!

    yeah I kind of realised that half way through writing it, but by then I'd finished writing it and couldnt be bothered doing a poll, does this mean I'll have to call upon the charitable mods to form one? :D


  • #9
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    When taking a piss takes so long you start to get bored and begin walking backwards and pissing really high up in the air while trying not to get any on the floor.

    I like to think all guys have done this at some stage so I don't feel so childish. Same goes for the old shampoo mohawk in the shower :D


  • #10
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Stephentlig wrote: »
    does this mean I'll have to call upon the charitable mods to form one? :D

    Yep you'll need a charitable mod to help you.

    Hopefully one of them come along soon.


  • #11
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    When is being drunk REALLY being drunk?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgMPJU6wSF0


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  • #12
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,165 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    There are various different levels of drunkeness from a tad tipsy to off your tits, pants on your head, soiling yourself while getting sick into your jacket pocket and waking up three days later in a ditch covered in blood and fecal matter and having the taste of raw meat in your mouth. Obviously we should always try and aim for the latter as it's more fun.


  • #13
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Schism wrote: »
    Same goes for the old shampoo mohawk in the shower

    Hello, yes, I'm sorry, What?

    Shampoo Mohawk? Is this something I should be glad that I'm not aware of? Like "Dutch Oven"?


  • #14
    SScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭SScope


    When you think your Mam's friends are hot.....THEY ARE NOT.

    My eyes ( and by eyes I mean ego and self respect )still burn.


  • #15
    Teddy Daniels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭Teddy Daniels


    Stephentlig wrote: »
    I often hear people talking about being drunk, but as a boards.ie nation, what would you consider being drunk?

    A) being tipsy

    B) swaggering about the place

    C) slurring your words and talking about stuff you normally wouldnt give a hoot about

    D) Having to call an ambulance because you look like you've just poisioned yourself

    ok so granted that D is obviously drunk to the point of you need medical assistance, and thats obviously classified as being drunk, but when is drunk really being drunk to you?

    Pax Christi
    Stephen <3

    When your social niceities fall away and you start laughing at the religious for thier crazy ideas.


  • #16
    jumpguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Being drunk is really drunk when you wake up in the morning and are still drunk.


  • #17
    Stephentlig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Stephentlig


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8YeLErbEg&feature=player_embedded

    Aye the above I think would be classified as being drunk alright :D


  • #18
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    jumpguy wrote: »
    Being drunk is really drunk when you wake up in the morning and are still drunk.

    I love going into work still drunk! By the time the buzz has worn off it's midday.


  • #19
    punchdrunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,355 ✭✭✭punchdrunk


    woke up in the Garden of remembrance once,yeah that one was REALLY drunk...


  • #20
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,869 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Somewhere between (b) and (c). When you stand up to go to the loo, but have to compose yourself for a moment so you don't fall over.


  • #21
    Stephentlig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Stephentlig


    Posy wrote: »
    Somewhere between (b) and (c). When you stand up to go to the loo, but have to compose yourself for a moment so you don't fall over.

    now thats the kind of answer I was lookin for :D


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  • #22
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    When you get your cock out and do the helicopter.

    When you suddenly realise you've been thrown out of the pub/club.

    When you can't walk.

    When you can't remember anything about the night. At all. Ever again.


  • #23
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Teddy Daniels wrote: »
    When your social niceities fall away and you start laughing at the religious for thier crazy ideas.

    I don't believe in that stuff, but I'm certainly not going to take cheap jabs at someone for having beliefs.

    Regardless of how it makes me feel, seeing certain things.


  • #24
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    When I start spilling drinks I'm tipsy, when I go to take a drink (if I havent dropped it before it gets anywhere near my mouth) and half of it goes down my top, drunk. Although sometimes I spill that much I wonder how :pac:


  • #25
    A_Border_Bandit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭A_Border_Bandit


    When an aunt has to collect you from a garda station in some town half way across the country for being asleep outside with no trousers on. During the day. And being convinced it was because you killed Michael Jackson...

    :confused:

    Memory still blank


  • #26
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    After vomiting like I did earlier.Ugh :(


  • #27
    ConmanTheKiller
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 147 ✭✭ConmanTheKiller


    When you can hear your father singing in the other room and not be embarrassed :cool:


  • #28
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    ConmanTheKiller wrote: »
    When you can hear your father singing in the other room and join in at the top of your voice :cool:

    FYP


  • #29
    ConmanTheKiller
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 147 ✭✭ConmanTheKiller


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    FYP

    Damn you caught me :p


  • #30
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    ConmanTheKiller wrote: »
    Damn you caught me :p

    Yes. Yes I did. ;)

    Now, givvus a version of "Killing Me Softly".


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  • #31
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    ConmanTheKiller wrote: »
    When you can hear your father masturbating in the other room and not be embarrassed :cool:
    FYP


  • #32
    ConmanTheKiller
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 147 ✭✭ConmanTheKiller


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    Yes. Yes I did. ;)

    Now, givvus a version of "Killing Me Softly".

    I deliver :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YAEWrnOtrY


  • #33
    lynnmarie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭lynnmarie


    When your sitting up c this silly hour of the morning, readin after hours with that ringing in your ears and thinking why oh why cant i sleep, stooopid alcohol oh how i love you!.. So yeah this is what drunk is!!


  • #34
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    If you can lie on the floor without holding on you're not drunk.


  • #35
    arsenallegend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 712 ✭✭✭arsenallegend


    you piss your pants sadly


  • #36
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    When is being drunk REALLY being drunk?
    When it is a Sunday morning, like it is now, & your still out at a party dying for the five minutes until 9am hits (it's just past 8.55am now) so that a shop will open and you can get more booze for the party to continue...


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  • #37
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    When you cant put a sentence together in cab journey home. Presuming you have managed to make it into the cab in the first place


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