Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

Uncharted

vicwatson wrote: »

Duffy pretending to be pc by saying don’t use the word gestapo! Why not Duffy, it wasn’t the ACTUAL Gestapo

Don't mention ze war......

turbbo

fair play to this lad

vicwatson

Hi Duffy

Mike Guide 69

Good man, dont give a penny/cent.....

Uncharted

Another poor show....... sort yer sh¡t out Joe

turbbo

parasitic lawyers

SEPT 23 1989

fair play to him

vicwatson

Pay your bills Gerard, probably one of those that hasn’t paid his mortgage in 5 years aswell

meep

It's funny, when PBH was in the hot seat, Hugh Ormand was producing. Now that Joe's back, the Yew fella is back as well? I wonder does Yew take his holliers at the same time as Joe, so to speak? Or if Hugh and Yew are related, given the nepotisim we're led to believe is rife in rte?

vicwatson

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Good man, dont give a penny/cent.....

And don’t pay your mortgage either, the world owes you a living

turbbo

vicwatson wrote: »

Pay your bills Gerard, probably one of those that hasn’t paid his mortgage in 5 years aswell

at least you have a house at the end of a mortgage - not sure what you end up after paying lawyers only broke?

Mike Guide 69

Lawyers more than likely doing a classic "overinflating" the fees, typical, fair play to him....

Mike Guide 69

vicwatson wrote: »

And don’t pay your mortgage either, the world owes you a living

Well I know, if I had to priortise between paying the mortgage or the lawyers, I defintely would be focusing on my house, thats for sure....

Brendan Bendar

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Well I know, if I had to priortise between paying the mortgage or the lawyers, I defintely would be focusing on my house, thats for sure....

Of course………………of course.

sligojoek

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Well I know, if I had to priortise between paying the mortgage or the lawyers, I defintely would be focusing on my house, thats for sure....

Ya, but when you die (God forbid) they'll be waiting like vultures for their pound of flesh.

Jeff2

€70k or whatever it was from one person in a none contested divorce is a total ripoff.
I don't blame the guy for not paying.

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

Sure sure sure sure sure...........well done!

You're still in more often than Fateen is, Butters..... Moryah!

De Pope visits Ireland more than Fateen hosts Da Lahv Lahn.

withless wrote: »

John from Cork where art thou?

In Cork I suspect?

McDermotX wrote: »

'I think you were on holiday'


Chortle

Ha! HA1 Did a caller really say that?

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Inadvertantly" does not mean "unavoidably", Joe; and I hardly think the woman got an accidental divorce.

Ah go easy on Joe, English is not his first language. It's like when Joe said "Shure I've been here all summer" doesn't actually mean he was there all summer.....

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Words just mean what Joe wants them to mean. Dat Big Buke of Worms an Dat was a real find.

Were you reading dat buke yerself caller? :pac:

Dan Jaman wrote: »

To be fair to the man, he sounds beat down with the stress of the job.

De 75mins answering de phones for €2,500 takes it's toll.......

PauloMN wrote: »

If there's anything I've learned in working life, it's that HR departments are of absolutely no use whatsoever for employee welfare issues. They are in my experience purely to protect the company from employee risk of any manner.

+1

somesoldiers wrote: »

Hear Hear


I asked our HR to fill out a salary cert for a mortgage application
Basic Pay
Bonus


She took it on herself to write in the margin "this bonus is not guaranteed" even though they never asked either way

What a C word.

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

In my experience lot of hr depts operate as almost attack dogs/enforcers for the operation

I could tell you some stories....

2smiggy wrote: »

hidden gems like Athlone and Mullingar !! Imagine the poor tourists landing there

Tourist Suicide Rate increases in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1......

somesoldiers wrote: »

Trawling twitter now for people to call

Are you new here?

Uncharted wrote: »

JOE......You could say that it's been "un-Laoished" today on lahvlahn!

Snigger giggle etc etc...

Did he really say that?

somesoldiers wrote: »

Every county from Dublin to Cork has signs saying they are in Irelands Ancient East

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Irelands Middle Earth would be more fitting

Del.Monte wrote: »

Good enough for BOD and Amy - what's that got to do with anything?

The most boring man in de wurild and his vacuous wife so to speak.

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

I missed it, so what is the new slogan for the Midlands? thanks

De Magnificent Midlands and dat.....

BPKS wrote: »

I wonder how this Professor has the free time to be a Eurovision expert

Is Mooney a Professor?:pac:

somesoldiers wrote: »

Liz Bonn

he's not at dat shoyte again is he?

somesoldiers wrote: »

Betting is ok now

Remember in Joe's moyind:
Lotto = good.
Paddy Power = bad.

2smiggy wrote: »

Friday 13th Liveline tomorrow

A surprise funny Friday with the rest of the Ghouls perhaps :eek:

dare's nuttin' funny about a FunnyFryday.

Uncharted wrote: »

Expense means quality sez Joe....... lol.

Hence WHOY he tinks Da Lahv Lahn is top quality and dat.

Uncharted wrote: »

James'ssss hostibel is incredible!

James'sssssesssss Hostible? Is dat de wan up dare near Guinessssssssesssssss and across de river from De AH Zoo?

BPKS wrote: »

Why is this caller even being entertained.

Ridiculous.

Are you new here? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

vicwatson wrote: »

Duffy pretending to be pc by saying don’t use the word gestapo! Why not Duffy, it wasn’t the ACTUAL Gestapo

Do yisser all remember the show a few years ago where the topic of De Gestapo came up? Duffy being Duffy contrived his own pronunciation and made it de "JIZZ-stappo", and den doubled down on it with his pronunciation of d"Swoss-TEEK-ah". Clown.

vicwatson wrote: »

Especially in the public service where there is little or no accountability

RTE?

Muahahaha

ButtersSuki wrote: »

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

ButterSuki did you do a Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator for 2-17 so to speak?

ButtersSuki

Muahahaha wrote: »

ButterSuki did you do a Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator for 2-17 so to speak?

Of course! Of course!

From memory, he had about 12 weeks off. I didn’t have De Estimated Fees feature then, but it’s wildly out of date and underestimating his outrageous and disgusting remuneration anyway given the way RTE only release the presenter fees years after the event so to speak.

I’ll try and dig out de last wan of 2-17 for you later and dat so to speak.

somesoldiers

Muahahaha wrote: »

ButterSuki did you do a Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator for 2-17 so to speak?

its on this page


https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057822484&page=12


I wont post the 2-17 calculator here in case it confuses tings and dat

citykat

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Of course! Of course!

From memory, he had about 12 weeks off. I didn’t have De Estimated Fees feature then, but it’s wildly out of date and underestimating his outrageous and disgusting remuneration anyway given the way RTE only release the presenter fees years after the event so to speak.

I’ll try and dig out de last wan of 2-17 for you later and dat so to speak.

Do you need an algoriddum so to speak for dat?

Uncharted

somesoldiers wrote: »

its on this page


https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057822484&page=12


I wont post the 2-17 calculator here in case it confuses tings and dat

WOW! A-ha.......... Well done caller. Well spotted now...

Uncharted

citykat wrote: »

Do you need an algoriddum so to speak for dat?

No algo riddum required caller, it's basic matty matticks an dat...... moryah!

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

No algo riddum required caller, it's basic matty matticks an dat...... moryah!

Dat rules a certain someone out from being able to complete it den and dat so to speak........

ButtersSuki

An ad for a new show so top speak on Lyric FM called "How It Could Have Been But Wasn't". That could have been the tag line for Da Lahv Lahn and for many of de callers and dare tales of woe and dat.

I had to take a phone call so I missed the promo - did anyone catch it?

sligojoek

Just got the end. Something about skool kids and shoplifting. I think.

Uncharted

sligojoek wrote: »

Just got the end. Something about skool kids and shoplifting. I think.

But surely them pooor chizlers are only robbin' a little oul knob of coal fur de foyre to keep emselfs warm while der fadder woz wuurkin on de docks n de mudder was wuuurkin in Jacobs'sss factory...... salt of de earth n dat.....

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

But surely them pooor chizlers are only robbin' a little oul knob of coal fur de foyre to keep emselfs warm while der fadder woz wuurkin on de docks n de mudder was wuuurkin in Jacobs'sss factory...... salt of de earth n dat.....

Day were probably robbin' copies of De Childers dat Did Doyed in De Rising And Dat by me, Just Joe Duffy so to speak as de heartless and cruel State won't make de buke compulsory in de schools and dat and de chsilers do be lovin' de history and shure wat udder way can day learn about dis wunderful, fantatsic story of death and misery and dat so to speak?

withless

Surely the tower in Glasnevin will take up most of the show?

ButtersSuki

withless wrote: »

Surely the tower in Glasnevin will take up most of the show?

Wat happened...so to speak?