who wants to be my date

Signore Fancy Pants

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Conservatory

DunnoKidz wrote: »

:eek: but yer not worried conservatory wants to research them?

I can spot photoshop. I’m tying to help

Conservatory

Chewbacca wrote: »

Who? Could be on my ignore list.

Why would you even read boards if I was on your ignore list?

cena

Chewbacca wrote: »

Anytime someone here says that, you just know they are creepy lying bastards.

speak for yourself

Conservatory

Cena I have really enjoyed this thread. I was of course joking all the way through and was just slagging abit. I’m reading back and think some of my posts were abit crude. I apologize. I hope you get a date man I’m rooting for ye.

Signore Fancy Pants

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Conservatory

Cena I seen from your posting history that you have almera car problems. I have an almera sitting in the garden same year as you. It’s been lying up the last few months in the garden. I haven’t been using it because I’ve been working in a place that doesn’t have parking and I have another car for weekends.
I drove it today and seemed fine. Whatever the specialists think it’s worth I’ll knock a couple of hundred quid off the price and it’ll save you buying a new window motor and water pump and whatever else is wrong with your yoke.
Say 400 quid and it’s yours. It’s a bit dented and scratched but I’ve never had any problems with it.

I’d imagine it’s worth 7-800. I’m getting a van in the next few weeks in work so it’s just in the way.

At least you won’t breakdown on the way to Galway

New Home

That's one of the nicest things I've read in AH, Conservatory. (look for a date, get offered a car! )

cena

I have never owned a Almera. I accept you apologizes. Just crossed the line. I started this as a laugh. Maybe something we'll come of it

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

I have never owned a Almera. I accept you apologizes. Just crossed the line. I started this as a laugh. Maybe something we'll come of it

Sorry you have an astra. Anyway offer still stands. I’ll ask my mate who is into cars what it’s worth.

cena

Thanks for the offer.

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

Sorry you have an astra. Anyway offer still stands. I’ll ask my mate who is into cars what it’s worth.

I'll change the water pump myself. I'm a bit of a DIY when it comes to the car

Conservatory

Feck it if any girl goes to Galway with cena she can have an almera for 400 euro

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

Feck it if any girl goes to Galway with cena she can have an almera for 400 euro

They could get a train or bus to athlone if they wanted and be picked up

Conservatory

I’ve read boards for years and seen people going above and beyond.

I’ve seen chaps like beasty being insanely generous.

I think the main sticking points is sharing the hotel room. If after hours footed the bill for the room would there be one available in the hotel for her? We don’t expect a lady to share a hotel room with a man on the first date.

Birneybau

Frank and beans

Purple Mountain

cena wrote: »

I have never owned a Almera. I started this as a laugh. Maybe something we'll come of it

You mean there's no date ?

cena

Purple Mountain wrote: »

You mean there's no date ?

I never said that

honeybear

cena wrote: »

I never said that

I’m smelling desperation!!!

cena

honeybear wrote: »

I’m smelling desperation!!!

I'll have what happens on the day

Conservatory

I honestly think there is a possibility of cena turning up with the two Bella’s at this wedding. Cena hasn’t grasped victory from the jaws of defeat since the time little jimmy threw the drink in R Truths face.

Purple Mountain

cena wrote: »

I never said that

I read 'started as a laugh' as being a windup and getting us single pringles excited for nothing!
I knew it was too good to be true...sob.

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

I honestly think there is a possibility of cena turning up with the two Bella’s at this wedding. Cena hasn’t grasped victory from the jaws of defeat since the time little jimmy threw the drink in R Truths face.

That story line was gas.

Purple Mountain

cena wrote: »

That story line was gas.

Please share..

cena

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I read 'started as a laugh' as being a windup and getting us single pringles excited for nothing!
I knew it was too good to be true...sob.

I took it more serious as it went past the first page

cena

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Please share..

https://youtu.be/fNR_sBUWb6Q

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

I took it more serious as it went past the first page

I may send the wife. She has a Dublin accent though and a pile of kids

DunnoKidz

Get dressed-up for nice time out with a gentleman.... what wife wouldn't want that!

cena

DunnoKidz wrote: »

Get dressed-up for nice time out with a gentleman.... what wife wouldn't want that!

She would be one happy lady

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

She would be one happy lady

That’s what I’m afraid of. It’d be great to get rid of her for a night but what if she ends up running off with ye and leaving me here with 4 kids

cena

Conservatory wrote: »

That’s what I’m afraid of. It’d be great to get rid of her for a night but what if she ends up running off with ye and leaving me here with 4 kids

Don't send the kids, I got really well with kids. They love my cooking.

Conservatory

cena wrote: »

Don't send the kids, I got really well with kids. They love my cooking.

You arnt taking my kids cena. Imagine me and the wife had a mixed tag match against you and your date and the winner got the kids. Then after I won the match the wife would hit me with a chair and take the kids

New Home

Conservatory wrote: »

That’s what I’m afraid of. It’d be great to get rid of her for a night but what if she ends up running off with ye and leaving me here with 4 kids

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time deal with your own kids.

cena wrote: »

Don't send the kids, I got really well with kids. They love my cooking.

Especially your dinners/suppers, right? :pac:

Vela

Couldn't pay me to go to a wedding I didn't absolutely have to go to!

Jesus, the hassle of it all.

Donald Trump

cena wrote: »

Attachment not found.

What's that in the Rosebud Cottage tab of your browser.




Bitterly disappointed you don't have some dodgy porn tab left over

Donald Trump

cena wrote: »

Don't send the kids, I got really well with kids. They love my cooking.

I thought Jimmy S was dead?


Did he just do an Elvis on us?

cena

Vela wrote: »

Couldn't pay me to go to a wedding I didn't absolutely have to go to!

Jesus, the hassle of it all.

I wouldn’t know. This is my second to be invited to. First one I could not make as I was away

cena

Donald Trump wrote: »

What's that in the Rosebud Cottage tab of your browser.




Bitterly disappointed you don't have some dodgy porn tab left over

https://rosebudcottagecrafts.bigcartel.com/product/beautiful-robin-bauble-decoration

cena

Donald Trump wrote: »

I thought Jimmy S was dead?


Did he just do an Elvis on us?

I’ve been coaching kids for ten years. So guards vetted to the last

Cupcake_Crisis

I’d go, but I’m a red head with tattoos and piercings who drinks like a sailor with a half Dublin/half country accent.

And also, I really don’t want to.

Grayson

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I’d go, but I’m a red head with tattoos and piercings who drinks like a sailor with a half Dublin/half country accent.

And also, I really don’t want to.

Same here. I'd go except bald guy with a salt and pepper beard.


Also i don't want to go either.

Cupcake_Crisis

Grayson wrote: »

Same here. I'd go except bald guy with a salt and pepper beard.


Also i don't want to go either.

Wanna be my date instead?

cena

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

I’d go, but I’m a red head with tattoos and piercings who drinks like a sailor with a half Dublin/half country accent.

And also, I really don’t want to.

I have a rep to uphold. :D

Only joking

Star Bingo

Please be my companion

Cupatae

Ive been banned for less, and the admins having a field day here mocking this lad, gotta love boards lol

Conservatory

Cupatae wrote: »

Ive been banned for less, and the admins having a field day here mocking this lad, gotta love boards lol

So you are banned?

Cupatae

Conservatory wrote: »

So you are banned?

I was from posting in certain threads why?

Cupatae

Conservatory wrote: »

So you are banned?

Hows the Op Stalking going?

Conservatory

You re keen. What do you suggest we do to solve the issue of the ops empty plus one?

Cupatae

Conservatory wrote: »

You re keen. What do you suggest we do to solve the issue of the ops empty plus one?

I reckon, if we mock him enough, and perhaps bring up more stuff from his past in a lame attempt to be funny and if it gets enough likes it might just boost our egos just enough to enable us to solve it!