Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

snowflaker · 02-07-2017 07:42PM

whoever tried to made adult a verb!

"oh I find adulting so hard"

English seems beyond you, never mind being an adult...

Colser · 02-07-2017 07:51PM

buckwheat wrote: »

What was he supposed to do? Rewrite the laws of physics?

Maybe empathise a little..I do every day in work with people.Turns out it wasn't just me and had something to do with the shop being new and the new trollies have hugely improved the problem.

SusieBlue · 02-07-2017 10:47PM

Lying in bed, consumed with a mixture of the Sunday night fear and regret from all the junk food I ate today, finding it difficult to nod off but eventually starting to drift into a peaceful sleep....

When I realise I forgot to take my pill, which is all the way down two flights of stairs in my handbag. I briefly weighed up the pros and cons of getting pregnant this month before resigning myself to going downstairs to get it.

Now I can't get back to sleep.

mixery · 03-07-2017 03:47AM

ta'd with the county council constantly adding unnecessary roundabouts, putting in/taking out traffic lights, changing flow of traffic etc.

mixery · 03-07-2017 03:51AM

oh, and also ta'd with not being able to get a pint in dublin airport at 5 am.

AndyBoBandy · 03-07-2017 04:46AM

Being a frequent flyer in an airport during 'holiday season'

When going through airport security, and someone decides to repackage their phone/laptop/belt/liquids/wallet/etc.. all while working out of a tray still on the conveyor belt!
Get more than one player at this game and it holds up the entire x-ray machine!!

TrustedApple · 03-07-2017 06:09AM

New job that's fantasic news.

The bad annoying part is now I have to get two buses to work not just the one !!!. How I hate buses !!!

snowflaker · 03-07-2017 06:16AM

Back on the train, yeah!
The train being late abc slow, urgh

Iseedeadpixels · 03-07-2017 06:27AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

So I went to the ex's party. Got so drunk that I made a holy show of myself and three taxis had to be called because I wouldn't go home. The missus slept in the spare room because she was so annoyed with me. Not even trivially annoyed but just really annoyed with myself Have the world's worst hangover as punishment.

Sounds like me all over

What happened if you aren't too mortified to tell us :P

TrustedApple · 03-07-2017 06:32AM

snowflaker wrote: »

Back on the train, yeah!
The train being late abc slow, urgh

I wish j could get the train to work !!! The joys of working out in the backass of no where in cork ha.

But trains bring me on another rant the other day I was on the train back from dublin and I was walking down to to food cart to get a drink and as the train go's from side to side she your trying to walk just my look I end up hitting of a travlours pram some how they are aload have there pram up in the middle of a busy train ... I had about a 6 inch gap to go side ways and go past no one would have fitted.

So I turned to the girl and said I am so sorry and walked on. They send there child to scream at me at the food cart and on the way back up the mother stranded up and box me in the belly haha I had a felling she would have done that so as she was punching I pushed back into her and she went flying back into her seat ....

A normal every day person would have got took the sorry I would have and said them stupid big prams or soemthing like that with it. As try make it into a joke while a travlour will go for a box right away .....

gramar · 03-07-2017 06:35AM

TrustedApple wrote: »

I wish j could get the train to work !!! The joys of working out in the backass of no where in cork ha.

But trains bring me on another rant the other day I was on the train back from dublin and I was walking down to to food cart to get a drink and as the train go's from side to side she your trying to walk just my look I end up hitting of a travlours pram some how they are aload have there pram up in the middle of a busy train ... I had about a 6 inch gap to go side ways and go past no one would have fitted.

So I turned to the girl and said I am so sorry and walked on. They send there child to scream at me at the food cart and on the way back up the mother stranded up and box me in the belly haha I had a felling she would have done that so as she was punching I pushed back into her and she went flying back into her seat ....

A normal every day person would have got took the sorry I would have and said them stupid big prams or soemthing like that with it. As try make it into a joke while a travlour will go for a box right away .....

Either I'm drunk...or you're drunk..but one of us definitely is because I can't make any sense of that at all.

LadyMacBeth_ · 03-07-2017 06:39AM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Sounds like me all over What happened if you aren't too mortified to tell us :P

I can't remember but the missus has informed me that she wanted to go home and I wanted to stay on, I was having none of it, even though most people had gone home at that stage and my ex was asleep in bed! Apparently I was also falling asleep on the couch. So my OH rang taxis but I wouldn't go. Then she couldn't find me, finally found me having a wee in my ex's ensuite while he was in bed! Ah the mortifying shame of it all, everyone at the party must think I am a massive bitch.

TrustedApple · 03-07-2017 06:54AM

gramar wrote: »

Either I'm drunk...or you're drunk..but one of us definitely is because I can't make any sense of that at all.

Called deslexa ......

Makes you a big man to make fun of it ?

As I forgot your a cert grammar police.

It's soemthing that I wish I did not have but has never stopped me from anything in my life. I can barely write my name and I have 2 degrees one with a 1st class honours ...

gramar · 03-07-2017 07:03AM

TrustedApple wrote: »

Called deslexa ......

Makes you a big man to make fun of it ?

As I forgot your a cert grammar police.

It's soemthing that I wish I did not have but has never stopped me from anything in my life. I can barely write my name and I have 2 degrees one with a 1st class honours ...

It's good that you don't get defensive about it anyway.

It was just a light-hearted comment.

TrustedApple · 03-07-2017 07:06AM

gramar wrote: »

It's good that you don't get defensive about it anyway.

It was just a light-hearted comment.

Well you should learn about someone before you insult them on there disability as it's not fair at all to be makeing fun of someone for it.

gramar · 03-07-2017 07:13AM

TrustedApple wrote: »

Well you should learn about someone before you insult them on there disability as it's not fair at all to be makeing fun of someone for it.

I should. Absolutely. You're right. I'll pm the next time before I post about anyone and get their life story to make sure I tiptoe around any delicate subject matter.

Iseedeadpixels · 03-07-2017 07:16AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I can't remember but the missus has informed me that she wanted to go home and I wanted to stay on, I was having none of it, even though most people had gone home at that stage and my ex was asleep in bed! Apparently I was also falling asleep on the couch. So my OH rang taxis but I wouldn't go. Then she couldn't find me, finally found me having a wee in my ex's ensuite while he was in bed! Ah the mortifying shame of it all, everyone at the party must think I am a massive bitch.

Oh god :eek: how is the missus today?

Lady is a tramp · 03-07-2017 07:21AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I can't remember but the missus has informed me that she wanted to go home and I wanted to stay on, I was having none of it, even though most people had gone home at that stage and my ex was asleep in bed! Apparently I was also falling asleep on the couch. So my OH rang taxis but I wouldn't go. Then she couldn't find me, finally found me having a wee in my ex's ensuite while he was in bed! Ah the mortifying shame of it all, everyone at the party must think I am a massive bitch.

I just realised I probably know either you or the missus!

LadyMacBeth_ · 03-07-2017 07:30AM

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I just realised I probably know either you or the missus!

I hope you weren't at the party to see the holy show!!

LadyMacBeth_ · 03-07-2017 07:33AM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Oh god :eek: how is the missus today?

Ah she was grand when I woke up and apologised, got her a Chinese dish that's her favourite. How she puts up with me I will never know!

Iseedeadpixels · 03-07-2017 07:35AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Ah she was grand when I woke up and apologised, got her a Chinese dish that's her favourite. How she puts up with me I will never know!

Because people like us make them look better

SusieBlue · 03-07-2017 08:44AM

Didn't fall asleep until after half 4 last night despite the fact I was in bed for 11pm.

TA'd that I always manage to recharge over the weekend and get lots of rest only to have a crap nights sleep on a Sunday and have the week f*cked up again due to lack of sleep.

I feel like I'm permenantly exhausted lately.

Tell me how · 03-07-2017 08:52AM

This probably shouldn't be in the TA thread but the news of the fees paid to barristers for the Sean Fitzpatrick debacle makes my blood boil. It really does.
So many suffered during the financial collapse and to think that one of the protagonists (within Ireland) had a sham trial while his buddies cleaned up on free legal aid is just wrong.

Winterlong · 03-07-2017 09:21AM

I hate it when monday morning hits you like a big slap in the face.

OldNotWIse · 03-07-2017 11:32AM

Divelment wrote: »

You turn on the radio, the ads are on. It's some stupid firm trying to sell you something, these ads are usually tilted at families, but they have decided to get a kid to say something in the radio ad...

The kid starts speaking and you hear this sap of a kid on the radio, with some ridiculously put on, stuck up, D4 snotbag accent, where do they find these fÃºcking kids?!?!? Do they search Dublin for the kid with the most annoying and disturbed accent that can possibly be found in Dublin?!?!?!?

Is this the Currys PC world one? Argh I HATE that ad. I will make a point of NOT shopping there, so great is my hatred. What kind of kids would even have that conversation with an adult? As for Curly Pieces? Well that and the horse it rode in on can just fÃºck right off.

And rmember the kid who did the National Aquatic Park (Aquazone) one? She was meant to be a frog or something but the stupid fake American accent on her. That also drove me mental.

northgirl · 03-07-2017 11:33AM

When you are served a coffee, tea, glass of water and the person serving holds the glass around the rim. Germs!!!!!!!

Iseedeadpixels · 03-07-2017 11:33AM

The ad for three.....Jesus he sounds like hes constipated.

OldNotWIse · 03-07-2017 11:34AM

Aldi or Lidl ad with the excerpt from "Hey Soul Sister" I the background. It's only a couple of notes of the song, over and over and fúcking over.

Bredabe · 03-07-2017 12:01PM

Ta'ed that I signed in and out twice before I remembered what I wanted to post.
OMG I have so much money to pay out in the next few days, everytime I look around, I remember something else I have to find change for.
That Im thinking the above as I pass two of the homeless ppl who earn their living on the streets of my town of origin.
That when I go out I see the same three dogs who are allowed stray playing on the side of the road, instead of being somewhere safe.
That the almost completely blind,deaf and elderly family pet was almost run over on what used to be a quiet suburban estate road, cause he is allowed to roam.

* Area is "Nice" and no one wants to cause trouble by reporting said dog to warden.
Have misplaced a cheque sent to me for some freelance work, and Im too scared/embarrassed to call and ask them to reissue.
I know full well, once I do that, the original will turn up.

nearzero · 03-07-2017 01:53PM

TA'd at mechanics and pharmacies.

If you dont offer something on your website anymore - TAKE IT DOWN.

03-07-2017 02:01PM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

The ad for three.....Jesus he sounds like hes constipated.

He's my fcuking arch nemesis that cnut. God I hate him.

My TA is people saying 5am in the morning. Yeah it's am so it's morning, you don't need to specify. Paging the Department of Redundancy Department.

Winterlong · 03-07-2017 02:29PM

Go to the mens loo. Its empty.
Standing at a urinal doing my business and someone comes in and uses the one right beside me.
Why the fck would you do that? There are another 4 urinals to chose from. Are you lonely?

eisenberg1 · 03-07-2017 02:37PM

Winterlong wrote: »

Go to the mens loo. Its empty.
Standing at a urinal doing my business and someone comes in and uses the one right beside me.
Why the fck would you do that? There are another 4 urinals to chose from. Are you lonely?

He just wanted to see your mickey.

Did he ask if you saw the match yesterday &#55357;&#56834;

An American just asked me for directions to the nearest magazine store. I duly obliged with a " fifty yards up, take a right and its on the left, can't miss it"

"Awesome " says he

I wonder what he says says when something is really awesome. I wanted to say "no, it's not! Your girlfriends arse is awesome"

bodhrandude · 03-07-2017 02:45PM

Please stop raining.

mikeybrennan · 03-07-2017 02:46PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Till workers who can't do a bit of mental arithmetic.

Got a few bits in Dunnes, bill came to 6.42. Didn't want a fist full of change so handed in a 10.50. The look of confusion on her head with the 50c piece.

dunno

i think customers doing that would do my head in

MuffinTop86 · 03-07-2017 05:35PM

TA at everyone saying they're having a glass of vino or it might be time to open a bottle of vino.
It's just AWFUL.

selous · 03-07-2017 07:18PM

When you get a choice of two microwaves one has "3 year warranty" written on the box, one doesn't, you buy the one with the long warranty, open it up, on the user manual on the outside it reads "3 year warranty"... inside the manual it reads....
Your appliance comes with a 12month warranty, WHAT.....a 3 year warranty valid for 12 months???
There is no option to register it or extend it, bit misleading init?

LadyMacBeth_ · 03-07-2017 07:20PM

I seem to have been eaten alive by midges, my legs are so damn itchy and I am trying not to scratch.

New Home · 03-07-2017 07:23PM

selous wrote: »

When you get a choice of two microwaves one has "3 year warranty" written on the box, one doesn't, you buy the one with the long warranty, open it up, on the user manual on the outside it reads "3 year warranty"... inside the manual it reads....
Your appliance comes with a 12month warranty, WHAT.....a 3 year warranty valid for 12 months???
There is no option to register it or extend it, bit misleading init?

That would drive me mad, too. Surely there must be something printed on the receipt about it! If not, I'd keep the box as proof.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 03-07-2017 08:18PM

My lungs are my trivial annoyance for the last month. I clear a chest infection, feel somewhat ok, then I wake up choking on my own phlegm, but I'm not actually sick anymore, just producing so much phlegm I can hardly breathe

On the upside- Boards at work

MuffinTop86 · 03-07-2017 08:42PM

Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

My lungs are my trivial annoyance for the last month. I clear a chest infection, feel somewhat ok, then I wake up choking on my own phlegm, but I'm not actually sick anymore, just producing so much phlegm I can hardly breathe

On the upside- Boards at work

That happened to me before. You might have blocked sinuses. I took the Sinutab and after a few days the drip throat sleep choking stopped, it was awful.

foxy farmer · 03-07-2017 08:54PM

Missing an important letter in the middle of junk mail. Letter was delivered nearly 3 weeks ago but it got mixed up in supermarket and hardware store offers. Found it late this evening and must be attended to first thing in the morning. Had to drop everything this evening and get advice concerning it. An Post shouldn't deliver mail unless there's an address on it. Local Centra and Eurospar are the usual culprits for the junk mail around here of late.

03-07-2017 09:06PM

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

TA at everyone saying they're having a glass of vino or it might be time to open a bottle of vino.
It's just AWFUL.

It's usually at Wine O'clock with de girlos.

tomwaterford · 03-07-2017 10:06PM

Feeling absolute murderous today

No humour to be dealing with annoying fcukwits :mad:
And of course im surronded by em today

retro:electro · 03-07-2017 10:42PM

Walked my dog earlier on, both of us got completely soaked. Going to bed just now and I walk into my room to find my duvet on the floor and muddy paw prints all over my sheet. He's lying on my pillow fast asleep and has his teddy resting under his chin. Well for some. How can you be annoyed though- there is something so cute about muddy paw prints. The sheets were in need of a change anyway.
He's lucky he's cute :pac:

Surreptitious · 04-07-2017 12:16AM

tomwaterford wrote: »

Feeling absolute murderous today

No humour to be dealing with annoying fcukwits :mad:
And of course im surronded by em today

I had the same day as you. Unfortunately.

Divelment · 04-07-2017 12:34AM

"When they are gone they are are gone, all the half price towels, all the half price mattress throws, all the half price sh*t that you'll probably never even ever need nor want, we play this radio ad 5 times an hour for all those stupid people who obviously buy on impulse when they think that their next buy is being threatened, BUT HEY WHEN THEY ARE GONE THEY ARE GONE!!! #HomeStoreNoMore

Mackman · 04-07-2017 04:53AM

Bit more than a TA, but I'm waiting for the tap on the shoulder to be called into the directors office and being made redundant. There are 2 of us in my department, I'm better at the job than he is, but he is here a lot longer, so it will cost them about 3 times more to make him redundant.
I wish it would just happen, at least I wouldn't have the cloud over me all day.

My other TA is when I'm wearing a hoodie out and about, I'm always wary of putting the hood up and look like I'm about to rob a place or something.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-07-2017 05:04AM

Woke up about 4 to a few missed calls from someone who wouldn't usually ring me so late at night and I got so worked up and got such a fright I can't settle myself back to sleep.

Wanderer78 · 04-07-2017 05:27AM

LexieOnRale wrote:

Woke up about 4 to a few missed calls from someone who wouldn't usually ring me so late at night and I got so worked up and got such a fright I can't settle myself back to sleep.

Completely turn off your phone at night, and don't check it till you're up and about. If there's an emergency, they'll hammer your door down.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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