Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

branie2 · 16-08-2017 1:43pm

A memory of one of my neighbours, whom we happened to meet when on holiday in Rosslare; she was in a bikini.

Syphonax · 16-08-2017 1:48pm

A naked picture of my mates sister, she was pretty hot, safe to say we BFFs for a good while, he did me a few solids after all.

branie2 · 16-08-2017 10:06pm

The nudist film that Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Dylis Lae and a disgusted Joan Sims were watching at the start of Carry On Camping

branie2 · 17-08-2017 2:04pm

A tv ad for pantyliners.

branie2 · 18-08-2017 9:46am

branie2 wrote: »

Sheryiln (sp?) Fenn in Ruby (1992)

I found out the proper spelling - it's Sherilyn Fenn

smodgley · 18-08-2017 4:48pm

branie2 wrote: »

Anyone here ever fap to Lucy Ewing in Dallas?

god yeah a million times

branie2 · 18-08-2017 11:34pm

A picture of a nude Marilyn Monroe

branie2 · 19-08-2017 6:14pm

Another summer memory: Coming out of the water at the beach, I saw a woman in a black swimsuit unfasten her friend's bikini top, and rub suncream on her back.

19-08-2017 6:22pm

Shaws (almost nationwide) clothing catalogues were the most risqué. That crowd must have known they were going into liquidation and decided to give teens of the 90s some kicks. They didn't give a fcuk about publishing see-through bras.

On the other hand, Dunnes' Stores Christmas catalogue negligées were woven like graduation gowns. Never bothered with that shower. Thankfully the internet came to Tipperary shortly after Shaws were wound-up.

branie2 · 19-08-2017 9:49pm

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Shaws (almost nationwide) clothing catalogues were the most risqué. That crowd must have known they were going into liquidation and decided to give teens of the 90s some kicks. They didn't give a fcuk about publishing see-through bras.

On the other hand, Dunnes' Stores Christmas catalogue negligées were woven like graduation gowns. Never bothered with that shower. Thankfully the internet came to Tipperary shortly after Shaws were wound-up.

Shaws is still around

branie2 · 19-08-2017 10:04pm

James Bond tearing the dress off Pushkin's mistress in The Living Daylights, revealing part of her breasts, and her lower underwear.

Are Am Eye · 19-08-2017 10:06pm

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

That crowd must have known they were going into liquidation and decided to give teens of the 90s some kicks. They didn't give a fcuk about publishing see-through bras.
.

They went Bust?

Grayson · 19-08-2017 10:09pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

They went Bust?

Tits up.

19-08-2017 10:15pm

branie2 wrote: »

Shaws is still around

really? I distinctly remember something happening to them around the turn of the millennium. Our local stores were taken over by another firm after they got into financial trouble. I distinctly remember thinking 'ah ****, there goes my dirty catalogues'

Ken. · 19-08-2017 10:18pm

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

really? I distinctly remember something happening to them around the turn of the millennium. Our local stores were taken over by another firm after they got into financial trouble. I distinctly remember thinking 'ah ****, there goes my dirty catalogues'

http://www.shaws.ie/Help/StoreLocator.aspx Still 16 stores

For you you dirty dog. http://www.shaws.ie/Lingerie.aspx

branie2 · 19-08-2017 11:00pm

A nude Shirley Valentine jumping into the Aegean sea in the film of the same name.

branie2 · 19-08-2017 11:54pm

From a bra box from years back:
"
When fitting your ballet bra

, let you bust fall naturally into the cups adjusting the shoulder straps to their proper length to suit your shape and avoid chafing"

I had to look it up again online, though

fourinarow · 20-08-2017 12:16am

The David Bowie Cradle of Love video ðŸ‘Œ

fourinarow · 20-08-2017 12:19am

fourinarow wrote: »

The David Bowie Cradle of Love video ðŸ‘Œ

And, of course, Kelly Bundy.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 12:48am

from 1999, after the internet, but I hope it counts as a memory

on my first morning on holiday in the Algarve, a woman in a cream (I think) bikini fastens her friend's bikini top.

20-08-2017 1:34am

I remember turning 12 and finally getting my grubby hands on this 'New World' geography book, as I think it was called; which towards the end of the book, featured Amazonian women with their saggy tits on display.

Now, I don't specifically remember fapping to this, but I would be surprised if I didn't. No self-respecting 12-year-old in 1998 would have let that kind of fap material pass through his fingers, so to speak.

20-08-2017 3:24am

Sonja Kristina was a really good role model for fapping on the 1970s

JupiterKid · 20-08-2017 4:16am

Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter and Jerry Hall must surely have been responsible for literally hundreds of millions of male faps back in the 1970s.:cool:

http://www.busybeeblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Farrah-Fawcett-red-swim-suit-poster.jpg

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/tvbanners/184038/p184038_b_v8_ab.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/45/8d/a8458ddfcced3faa2503e0b53d095941.jpg

smilerf · 20-08-2017 6:10am

Some bird on eurotrash

Canis Lupus · 20-08-2017 6:17am

JupiterKid wrote: »

Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter and Jerry Hall must surely have been responsible for literally hundreds of millions of male faps back in the 1970s.:cool:

http://www.busybeeblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Farrah-Fawcett-red-swim-suit-poster.jpg

http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/tvbanners/184038/p184038_b_v8_ab.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/45/8d/a8458ddfcced3faa2503e0b53d095941.jpg

My god Wonder Woman was so freakin hot.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 1:52pm

branie2 wrote: »

from 1999, after the internet, but I hope it counts as a memory

on my first morning on holiday in the Algarve, a woman in a cream (I think) bikini fastens her friend's bikini top.

Sorry, that should have read fastened her friend's bikini top. They had been sunbathing for a while by the pool, under my flat's balcony.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 2:07pm

A picture of a naked woman in a science book

branie2 · 20-08-2017 5:43pm

branie2 wrote: »

2 words: Playtex Secrets.

One of the women in that ad was pulling on her panties.

Tilikum · 20-08-2017 6:07pm

Liz Hurley - safety pin dress (magazine)

Over & over & over.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 7:19pm

What I could have fapped to in 1992, which was a year before I started, was the start of an article about the topless Sarah Ferguson scandal. It described the stages of going topless.

sjb25 · 20-08-2017 8:00pm

This lady

Lame enough

But damn......

branie2 · 20-08-2017 8:57pm

From an episode of The Fugitive: a woman in a yellow bikini passes Richard Kimble and a girl he is talking to.

branie2 · 20-08-2017 9:51pm

branie2 wrote: »

What I could have fapped to in 1992, which was a year before I started, was the start of an article about the topless Sarah Ferguson scandal. It described the stages of going topless.

The article I mentioned was in an edition of the Sunday Press

branie2 · 21-08-2017 12:56am

Pictures of mermaids

branie2 · 21-08-2017 10:38am

The trailers to the thrillers Blue Ice and Red Rock West

branie2 · 21-08-2017 1:55pm

Nicole Kidman in the changing room scene in To Die For.

CardBordWindow · 21-08-2017 2:53pm

Jaysus branie, you don't need to post here every time you have a ****!

branie2 · 21-08-2017 2:57pm

This thread seems slow at times, so I want to keep things going, you know what I mean?

branie2 · 22-08-2017 1:03am

And I'm also sharing memories that come to mind

Arghus · 22-08-2017 1:08am

branie2 wrote: »

Nicole Kidman in the changing room scene in To Die For.

Nicole Kidman in the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut.

branie2 · 22-08-2017 1:11am

Arghus wrote: »

Nicole Kidman in the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut.

When she was putting her bra on in the film

branie2 · 22-08-2017 4:41pm

branie2 wrote: »

From an episode of The Fugitive: a woman in a yellow bikini passes Richard Kimble and a girl he is talking to.

The girl Kimble was talking to was one of the guests of the episode.

branie2 · 23-08-2017 8:23am

branie2 wrote: »

One scene in an episode of Baywatch

A woman who stripped down to a bikini after getting off her motorbike

DrPhilG · 23-08-2017 2:42pm

Could someone rename this thread the Branie2 masturbation diary?

branie2 · 23-08-2017 2:49pm

There were others before me who contributed memories as well

DrPhilG · 23-08-2017 3:03pm

15 of the last 23 posts at a quick glance. Including about 5 in a row.

Seems more like a current status update rather than memories.

Boom_Bap · 23-08-2017 4:36pm

Teen Wolf - when Michael J Fox catches his love interest changing, you only see a bra, but that kept me entertained for a while.

branie2 · 26-08-2017 12:19pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

They went Bust?

Pun intended?

fryup · 28-08-2017 5:13pm

branie2 wrote: »

There were others before me who contributed memories as well

but not as many as you

you seem to have been always at it....i take it your blind in one eye;)

branie2 · 28-08-2017 5:15pm

Nope, I still have sight in both eyes

Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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