Masturbation

30-06-2021 11:40am

Stigura wrote: »

Do they do one that tastes like chicken? (Think on it for a moment )

Is that for choking the chicken I wonder

Maybe they should do one that tastes like fish for the "authentic experience"

:D

Maz2016 · 30-06-2021 11:58am

BlindItem043 wrote: »

I always wanted to try one of them, I bet they feel amazing. Did you use any lube?

Yeah it felt great , especially at the end. Yeah I needed lube. I just use the boots own brand - does the job

30-06-2021 12:01pm

Maz2016 wrote: »

Yeah it felt great , especially at the end. Yeah I needed lube. I just use the boots own brand - does the job

I can imagine the climax is really good, very realistic feeling. . .

greenspurs · 30-06-2021 12:21pm

Stigura wrote: »

Do they do one that tastes like chicken? (Think on it for a moment )

BlindItem043 wrote: »

Is that for choking the chicken I wonder

Maybe they should do one that tastes like fish for the "authentic experience" :D

Cheese flavour ?

Salty flavour ?

:P

Mc Love · 30-06-2021 12:38pm

Maz2016 wrote: »

Different times indeed. Mine was home & away and then it would cut to Baywatch lol Even gladiators ha ha

The TV3 News with Grainne Seoige

30-06-2021 12:40pm

Mc Love wrote: »

The TV3 News with Grainne Seoige

Or News 2 with Sharon Ni Bheolain.

Even to this day Sharon would get the needle moving on the 9 o clock news she is so sexy and wears such tight outfits.

Catriona Perry on the six one news is unreal too . . .

30-06-2021 4:55pm

Mc Love wrote: »

The TV3 News with Grainne Seoige

Cameron Diaz circa the Mask, "Somebody Stop Me"

30-06-2021 5:15pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Cameron Diaz circa the Mask, "Somebody Stop Me"

Similar era:

Tia Carrere in Wayne's World
Sharon Stone in The Specialist (I had a VHS of that that was worn to ribbons)

30-06-2021 5:38pm

BlindItem043 wrote: »

Similar era:

Tia Carrere in Wayne's World
Sharon Stone in The Specialist (I had a VHS of that that was worn to ribbons)

They showed us the mask in Irish college, around a hundred 12 year olds and a vhs from extra vision, I suppose they thought it was ok as it wasnt on an oil rig

Got my passion for cinema there, saw cool runnings etc

Tia Carrere and Sharon Stone are spot on also

BrianD3 · 30-06-2021 7:52pm

BlindItem043 wrote: »

Or News 2 with Sharon Ni Bheolain.

Even to this day Sharon would get the needle moving on the 9 o clock news she is so sexy and wears such tight outfits.

Catriona Perry on the six one news is unreal too . . .

I'm more a a Sharon Tobin fan myself.

Also Sinead Crowley

And my favourite - Anne Cassin. An oldie but a goodie.

greenspurs · 01-07-2021 12:11pm

Holiday brochures and Family album swimwear and underwear sections ....
Jaysus , how things have changed !!!

01-07-2021 12:46pm

BlindItem043 wrote: »

Or News 2 with Sharon Ni Bheolain.

I'd be more interested in Catriona Perry, though she doesn't seem to get much mention in such threads for some reason.

Mister Vain · 01-07-2021 12:54pm

Has this thread merged with the "Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn" thread?

Mc Love · 02-07-2021 1:27pm

What we would have done with Love Island back in the day, eh? Plenty of flesh on show

FanadMan · 02-07-2021 3:15pm

Mc Love wrote: »

What we would have done with Love Island back in the day, eh? Plenty of flesh on show

Back in the day I still wouldn't have watched it. Even my teenage self would have had more self respect than to watch that eye cancer.

03-07-2021 12:31am

Mc Love wrote: »

What we would have done with Love Island back in the day, eh? Plenty of flesh on show

I'm afraid I'd have to agree with Fanadman. Even on mute I'd feel brain cells melting away.

Maz2016 · 04-07-2021 12:06pm

One thing about the warm weather, I sleep in the nip...easier access to the boner so I start tugging. Woke up during the night for a nice tug, then another one when I woke up.

Stigura · 04-07-2021 4:16pm

Maz2016 wrote: »

One thing about the warm weather, I sleep in the nip.

:eek: Whoahh! Forgive my curiosity but; What in hell do ye wear, in bed, when it's Not 'warm weather'?

I genuinely can't remember ever sleeping in anything but my skin.

Ruggabugga101 · 04-07-2021 7:54pm

Sleep in the nip all year round myself, too restrictive wearing anything.

Sharing rooms with lads on away weekends etc and suprises me that lads wear clothing to bed.

Back to ****, what are lads lube of choice. If I'm taking my time with a prostate massage (a new thing for me you'll see from earlier posts) I'll use a water based lube.

With the Mrs its durex lube but when its just me on my own (the most common as its pretty much daily) I just use spit. I know some lads say its too try but it does the trick for me (a few loads of spit mind).

Stigura · 04-07-2021 8:19pm

I've only ever bothered with spit when I was much younger, and so would be caught up in 'emergency' situations where by I'd have to use anything to hand. ("Anything to hand " See what I just did the ... Oh, never mind :rolleyes:)

Used to Love a drop of Baby Oil. But, looking back, it did virtually require a sink of soap and hot water for a clean up.

These days? Yeppers. Water based.

Gael23 · 04-07-2021 8:41pm

Stigura wrote: »

I've only ever bothered with spit when I was much younger, and so would be caught up in 'emergency' situations where by I'd have to use anything to hand. ("Anything to hand " See what I just did the ... Oh, never mind :rolleyes:)

Used to Love a drop of Baby Oil. But, looking back, it did virtually require a sink of soap and hot water for a clean up.

These days? Yeppers. Water based.

Spit dries out too quick

Ruggabugga101 · 04-07-2021 9:03pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Spit dries out too quick

While it dries out a few loads of spit and it does the trick for me anyway. Handy when you just want to knock one out to relieve the tension (so not trying to make it last a while) as its always available.

Not sure if being cut vs uncut makes any difference in getting the pre cum going? Am cut myself.

Maz2016 · 04-07-2021 11:04pm

Stigura wrote: »

:eek: Whoahh! Forgive my curiosity but; What in hell do ye wear, in bed, when it's Not 'warm weather'?

I genuinely can't remember ever sleeping in anything but my skin.

A t-shirt and boxers is my usual night time attire :cool: I presumed thats what most lads would wear.

As for lube etc, call me cheap but I find the boots own brand good for sex and fleshlight. If I was having a ****, I usually dont use any - not even spit! If I was experimenting with the back door I would use lube

greenspurs · 05-07-2021 4:12pm

Used to never wear anything in bed, until kids arrived... Had to wear something then ..

greenspurs · 06-07-2021 9:16am

Ruggabugga101 wrote: »

.Not sure if being cut vs uncut makes any difference in getting the pre cum going? Am cut myself.

Uncut wont need to use lube for a hand shandy ?
Use lube for using egg/fleshlight though .

Mister Vain · 06-07-2021 9:19am

Egg? I'm assuming that's not a scrambled egg.

greenspurs · 06-07-2021 9:27am

Mister Vain wrote: »

Egg? I'm assuming that's not a scrambled egg.

:eek:

No, its not.
A Tenga egg .... a wonderful toy !! :P

Stigura · 06-07-2021 8:33pm

Decade or so back, Fleshlight had their own, dedicated forum. I think it was probably part of their own server network. This is as opposed to now, where I Think it's supposed to be them operating from a Reddit board. What ever.

I've never forgotten this German member. He was perfectly open with the fact that he'd set up a screen in each room, playing one of his favourite porn star girls. And have a different dildo waiting too.

Then, he'd dash from room to room, getting an eyeful of each girl. (John 11 : 35)

greenspurs · 15-07-2021 9:02am

Jaysus , this new layout is ........ strange .. !🙄

Gael23 · 15-07-2021 10:13am

It’s a total mess

greenspurs · 15-07-2021 12:20pm

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117612662#Comment_117612662

and so is the new layout ??

😛

Stigura · 15-07-2021 2:58pm

I think I'll just fukk off. Come back some time and see it they've sorted it out :(

greenspurs · 16-07-2021 8:59am

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117614803#Comment_117614803

Yeh, its not good.

Is it because we arent used to it? or is it they made a haims of it ?

Both ?

greenspurs · 16-07-2021 9:01am

Anyway ...Enough off topic stuff!! 😋

🤩😍

FanadMan · 17-07-2021 3:29am

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117618390#Comment_117618390

WAAAAAY too young for me. The joys of being an old fart!

greenspurs · 19-07-2021 8:28am

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117622818#Comment_117622818

Ahh shur its only to look at :) :P

Pinoy adventure · 20-07-2021 4:46pm

Would banging 1 out most days while thinking of the brother in laws wife be frowned upon ? Mind you she is a sexy little thing with a massive arse

greenspurs · 20-07-2021 4:54pm

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117638283#Comment_117638283

🤣😂🤣

Not at all .....

johnnysmack · 21-07-2021 11:18am

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117638283#Comment_117638283

Wait...your brother in laws wife...so your sister?

greenspurs · 21-07-2021 1:52pm

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117640755#Comment_117640755

Oh ! 😮

*How do you delete posts ? 😫

Pinoy adventure · 21-07-2021 1:52pm

https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117640755#Comment_117640755

its my wife's brothers wife.

A big round roast hump of an ass on her boy god

greenspurs · 22-07-2021 12:38pm

Shows you how bad the site is gone, when no one is talking about w**king !!!!! 🤣

Stigura · 24-07-2021 5:29am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117640755#Comment_117640755

That's what I was thinking! (What The ....?! 😨)

And, what's the thing with massive arses now anyway? Are we morphing into 'Africeire'?

Veering back to main topic? Had one the night before last, then the next day. Dunno if it's the ridiculously unsettling heat? Or, the fact that that's got me walking around, commando, as ever. But, now in a long tee shirt, amounting to a short frock. Simple 'availability' issue?

greenspurs · 26-07-2021 8:54am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117654749#Comment_117654749

Tis the heat !! Low hangers ... 😝

zeebre12 · 26-07-2021 4:37pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117590735#Comment_117590735

Is that not a bit gay sticking a finger up your ass and having a feel?

27-07-2021 8:54am

Not sure "gay" means what you appear to think it means :)

27-07-2021 4:30pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117664207#Comment_117664207

Because grabbing your penis and jacking it off is super straight?

zeebre12 · 27-07-2021 7:47pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117669298#Comment_117669298

But would you then shove a dildo up your hole?

greenspurs · 28-07-2021 11:56am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117670187#Comment_117670187

Is that considered Masturbation? 🤔

Stigura · 28-07-2021 9:10pm

I might have mentioned this before, on here? But, it's thoroughly germane to this aspect of the conversation so;

Back when Fleshlight had their own, stand alone forum ~ curiously moderated by a single female ~ there was a German guy, in Germany.

This guy made absolutely no bones (Oh christ!) about the fact that he'd set up screens in different rooms. Each one playing footage of some or other favourite porn stars (female) of his. And he'd have dildo's positioned too.

The rest is really an image I try to avoid allowing to fully form in my minds eye. But, he would then dash from room to room, furiously masturbating to each screen, while impaling himself on the dildo's!

Guy was straight as an arrow, apparently. Focused purely on the girls getting worked on. Seemed to make No connection between the fact that a massive dick was, supposedly, making them scream. As he shoved himself onto a ......

Dear god. I have, Truly, seen too much in this life! 😶

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