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    #812
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,309 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    That message actually comes on?



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    #813
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,859 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    new Liveline jingle

    don't forgit to bring yer screwdrivers

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #814
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    He used to tell everyone to geh a dog.



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    #815
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,609 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117652057#Comment_117652057

    Don't think there is a macaris in Dublin 10....just saying....



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    #816
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Groan

    Wheeze

    Strain


    Groan



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    #817
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,859 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    you would need a whacker type to do the CCTV automated message:


    "...get out of me bleeding garden,bud..."

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #818
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,103 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117652098#Comment_117652098

    Not since Joe moved out, there isn't ☺️



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    #819
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,609 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    I would recommend one of those ring doorbells if people want to feel a bit more secure.

    Expensive enough but worth it



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    #820
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Joe doesn't interrupt his betters.



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    #821
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users Posts: 5,957 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    So this Doctor thinks the criminals don't KNOW? NO doc, they don't CARE!



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    #822
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,152 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Yes.....let's accommodate scum


    We, after all, are the ones at fault



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    #823
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,609 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    The horse he was looking after was Shergar...



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    #824
    busunderer
    Registered Users Posts: 933 ✭✭✭busunderer


    image.png

    I am a solutions kind of guy ^



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    #825
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,609 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    I am a catholic too....I don't want to be....but it is literally impossible to leave....easier to get out of fecking scientology



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    #826
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,152 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Fuk off Joe



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    #827
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    When someone walks in on Joe when he thinks he's alone he quickly closes the window with a funeral livestream and opens porn hub



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    #828
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,977 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    I need a long Covid story to cheer me up

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #829
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,859 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Christy Dignam set to be the voice of the new security system:


    "...how can i protect you in this crazy crime rampant whirled?..."

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #830
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭Deeec



    Im sorry I disagree with scumbags being given opportunities like the guy just mentioned who was given an apprenticeship. Good law abiding kids have to work hard for their opportunities.. Crime should never be rewarded. Criminals should suffer thatt the only way to make these guys think twice.



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    #831
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,609 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    The one that sticks out is the guy who stabbed his dad....he was out for killing someone else!



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    #832
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,903 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117652142#Comment_117652142

    "Here Deano, let's go rob this place and beat the crap out of this 80 year old wan"

    "I dunno, Dessie, it might be a bit of an upsetting experience for the homeowners, not to mention the long-term mental health impact of the ordeal"

    "Yeah you're right. Let's go apply for jobs instead and make an honest living"



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    #833
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Thank you for your GREAT service!!!!



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    #834
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,609 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117652178#Comment_117652178

    Outstanding....I cannot wait for the cinema ad campaign



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    #835
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Snorting like a pig.



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    #836
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,903 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Is Bridie on stage in the 3?



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    #837
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,609 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    A family tragedy......an upper for Joe on a Friday



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    #838
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe going to pull himself raw until 3pm now over this death. Can you hear him snorting? Disgusting man. True scumbag. Utterly abhorrent individual in every way. Bully.



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    #839
    cozar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,499 ✭✭✭cozar


    is she talking from a pulpit.?



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    #840
    Deeec
    Registered Users Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭Deeec


    https://boards.ie/discussion/comment/117652192#Comment_117652192

    Yep this will set him up for a good weekend



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    #841
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,859 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    is she ringing from the udder side

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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