my morning Terminator shower routine

magick · 02-11-2007 01:41PM #1

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

WindSock · 02-11-2007 01:45PM

Do you have a warm liquid goo phase too?

Hellm0 · 02-11-2007 01:45PM

Pic or it never happened.

zuutroy · 02-11-2007 01:45PM

magick wrote: »

With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one )

So basically you're telling us you think about Robert Patrick while you're naked in the shower as opposed to a sweet lay-day?

Cheeky_gal · 02-11-2007 01:46PM

magick wrote: »

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

You're really weird...

ScumLord · 02-11-2007 01:52PM

I didn't know they had internet access in the ceile house these days.

Dave! · 02-11-2007 01:53PM

Sweet, so I'm not the only one who does that!

biko · 02-11-2007 01:53PM

Hey, at least it's not another poo thread.

star-pants · 02-11-2007 01:57PM

magick wrote: »

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg.

I hate when that happens

_blank_ · 02-11-2007 02:02PM

While I don't partake of this shower activity, I do sometimes go around in "cyborg mode". You know when you see the outlook from the eyes of the Terminator, with all the info coming up on the screen.

Human Female.
Hair : Blonde
Height : 5' 6"
Weight : Skinny

Dog
Coat : Brown
Teeth : Sharp
Bark : Loud

Cat
Coat : Orange
Claws : Sharp
Eats : Mice

dum-di-dum

Rhyme · 02-11-2007 02:04PM

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the Psycho" a lá the famous movie. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotional woma-

...wait.

whiskeyman · 02-11-2007 02:05PM

I wonder if you'd try that in the showers after a game of footie with the lads...

emeraldstar · 02-11-2007 02:51PM

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

weird.

Sizzler · 02-11-2007 02:55PM

In before lock due to sheer weirdness :eek:

connundrum · 02-11-2007 02:55PM

magick wrote: »

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

You need to invest in a shower glass unit thingy. Example.

Learn from my mistakes padwan.

Earthhorse · 02-11-2007 02:57PM

What day is it? The date!

CountingCrows · 02-11-2007 03:11PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

What day is it? The date!

JUDGMENT DAY!

Earthhorse · 02-11-2007 03:19PM

CountingCrows wrote: »

JUDGMENT DAY!

WHAT YEAR?

CountingCrows · 02-11-2007 03:32PM

Post-apocalyptic year 2029 - obviously!:D

beans · 02-11-2007 03:33PM

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

BrianTheMessiah · 02-11-2007 03:35PM

CountingCrows wrote: »

JUDGMENT DAY!

JUDGEMENT DAY

We're not in doodle land, y'know!

CountingCrows · 02-11-2007 03:36PM

beans wrote: »

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Whats it like getting up at 4am?

Earthhorse · 02-11-2007 03:37PM

CountingCrows wrote: »

Post-apocalyptic year 2029 - obviously!

Man, I'm really late for work.

Stark · 02-11-2007 03:39PM

For it to be a Terminator shower, you'd need to walk out naked onto the street and steal someone's clothes on the way to work.

Try it, saves loads of time in the morning.

5starpool · 02-11-2007 03:40PM

beans wrote: »

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Despite the fact that this has to be a psstake, the fact that you know all these terms as a man disturbs me. At least I hope this is a joke.

hardCopy · 02-11-2007 03:40PM

beans wrote: »

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

In a weird coincidence, I am getting my first set of business cards today.

Stark · 02-11-2007 03:41PM

5starpool wrote: »

Despite the fact that this has to be a psstake, the fact that you know all these terms as a man disturbs me. At least I hope this is a joke.

Men have been known to share bathrooms with women.

deadprez · 02-11-2007 03:41PM

magick wrote: »

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

hahaha your a genius dude!

_blank_ · 02-11-2007 03:42PM

5starpool wrote: »

Despite the fact that this has to be a psstake, the fact that you know all these terms as a man disturbs me. At least I hope this is a joke.

Whoosh.

alienhead · 02-11-2007 03:42PM

i have to drop back some video tapes!

deadprez · 02-11-2007 03:43PM

5starpool wrote: »

Despite the fact that this has to be a psstake, the fact that you know all these terms as a man disturbs me. At least I hope this is a joke.

haha it's from American Psycho dude! No worries! He can't even do a sit up!

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