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my morning Terminator shower routine

  • 02-11-2007 01:41PM
    #1
    magick
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    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.


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  • #2
    WindSock
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    Do you have a warm liquid goo phase too?


  • #3
    Hellm0
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    Pic or it never happened.


  • #4
    zuutroy
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    magick wrote: »
    With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one )

    :confused: So basically you're telling us you think about Robert Patrick while you're naked in the shower as opposed to a sweet lay-day?


  • #5
    Cheeky_gal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Cheeky_gal


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    You're really weird...


  • #6
    ScumLord
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    I didn't know they had internet access in the ceile house these days.


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  • #7
    Dave!
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    Sweet, so I'm not the only one who does that!


  • #8
    biko
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    Hey, at least it's not another poo thread.


  • #9
    star-pants
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    magick wrote: »
    The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg.

    I hate when that happens


  • #10
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    While I don't partake of this shower activity, I do sometimes go around in "cyborg mode". You know when you see the outlook from the eyes of the Terminator, with all the info coming up on the screen.

    Human Female.
    Hair : Blonde
    Height : 5' 6"
    Weight : Skinny


    Dog
    Coat : Brown
    Teeth : Sharp
    Bark : Loud

    Cat
    Coat : Orange
    Claws : Sharp
    Eats : Mice


    dum-di-dum


  • #11
    Rhyme
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    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the Psycho" a lá the famous movie. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotional woma-

    ...wait.


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  • #12
    whiskeyman
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    I wonder if you'd try that in the showers after a game of footie with the lads...


  • #13
    emeraldstar
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    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    weird.


  • #14
    Sizzler
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    In before lock due to sheer weirdness :eek:


  • #15
    connundrum
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    magick wrote: »
    The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    You need to invest in a shower glass unit thingy. Example.

    Learn from my mistakes padwan.


  • #16
    Earthhorse
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    What day is it? The date!


  • #17
    CountingCrows
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    Earthhorse wrote: »
    What day is it? The date!

    JUDGMENT DAY!


  • #18
    Earthhorse
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    CountingCrows wrote: »
    JUDGMENT DAY!

    WHAT YEAR?


  • #19
    CountingCrows
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    Post-apocalyptic year 2029 - obviously!:D


  • #20
    beans
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    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


  • #21
    BrianTheMessiah
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    CountingCrows wrote: »
    JUDGMENT DAY!

    JUDGEMENT DAY

    We're not in doodle land, y'know!


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  • #22
    CountingCrows
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    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


    Whats it like getting up at 4am?


  • #23
    Earthhorse
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    CountingCrows wrote: »
    Post-apocalyptic year 2029 - obviously!

    Man, I'm really late for work.


  • #24
    Stark
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    For it to be a Terminator shower, you'd need to walk out naked onto the street and steal someone's clothes on the way to work.

    Try it, saves loads of time in the morning.


  • #25
    5starpool
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    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    Despite the fact that this has to be a psstake, the fact that you know all these terms as a man disturbs me. At least I hope this is a joke.


  • #26
    hardCopy
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    beans wrote: »
    In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    In a weird coincidence, I am getting my first set of business cards today.


  • #27
    Stark
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    5starpool wrote: »
    Despite the fact that this has to be a psstake, the fact that you know all these terms as a man disturbs me. At least I hope this is a joke.

    Men have been known to share bathrooms with women.


  • #28
    deadprez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭deadprez


    magick wrote: »
    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

    hahaha your a genius dude!


  • #29
    _blank_
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    5starpool wrote: »
    Despite the fact that this has to be a psstake, the fact that you know all these terms as a man disturbs me. At least I hope this is a joke.
    Whoosh.


  • #30
    alienhead
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    i have to drop back some video tapes!


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  • #31
    deadprez
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    5starpool wrote: »
    Despite the fact that this has to be a psstake, the fact that you know all these terms as a man disturbs me. At least I hope this is a joke.



    haha it's from American Psycho dude! No worries! He can't even do a sit up! ;)


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