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Birthday ideas for boyfriend.

  • 19-02-2008 05:21PM
    #1
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭


    I don't know if this is the right place to post, mods feel free to move.
    My boyfriends birthday is next week, don,t know what to get him and I am on a limited budget.
    Any idea's what to get for a 27 year old who has everything??


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  • #2
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Anal?


  • #3
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    rb_ie wrote: »
    Anal?

    Classy.

    OP- Try a day out type of thing, car racing etc...

    Or Socks.

    -Funk


  • #4
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    rb_ie wrote: »
    Anal?

    Ah i don't think thats an option but if I run out of ideas Ill keep it in mind.:D


  • #5
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    funk-you wrote: »
    Classy.

    OP- Try a day out type of thing, car racing etc...

    Or Socks.

    -Funk

    He can't drive :D


  • #6
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I second socks.:)

    What are his interests?


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  • #7
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    I second socks.:)

    What are his interests?

    Thats kinda hard, he doesnt drink, he likes music, going to gigs alright but I have checked there is nothing really on.
    Can't really afford a weekend away or anything.


  • #8
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    lezizi wrote: »
    Ah i don't think thats an option


    Why not?I'm sure you've shat squeezed out bigger things in the past.


  • #9
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    lezizi wrote: »
    Thats kinda hard, he doesnt drink, he likes music, going to gigs alright but I have checked there is nothing really on.
    Can't really afford a weekend away or anything.

    Looks like you are down to your own creativity so!

    How about about writing him a song with super cheddar lyrics?


  • #10
    neacy69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭neacy69


    a nice steak and a BJ


  • #11
    sidneykidney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭sidneykidney


    A nice meal followed by the pictures,basiclly(spelling) a night out together doesnt have to cost the earth.
    Or if all else fails i second Anal.:D


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  • #12
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    neacy69 wrote: »
    a nice steak and a BJ

    Seconded


  • #13
    nevaeh-2die-4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    ATM.
    or if ur not keen bring ur mate the 1 he has fancied since he got with u & have a 3way.

    thats a nice cheap present, something he really wants!!!


  • #14
    neacy69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭neacy69


    nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »
    ATM.
    or if ur not keen bring ur mate the 1 he has fancied since he got with u & have a 3way.

    thats a nice cheap present, something he really wants!!!


    Or your sister if you really want to make the present extra special......


  • #15
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,729 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    Or your mother, but only if she's a MILF :)

    On a more serious note, but carmen electras striptease excercise video and learn some things, best present I EVER got!


  • #16
    colm_c
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,015 ✭✭✭colm_c


    lezizi wrote: »
    He can't drive :D

    Driving lessons?


  • #17
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    neacy69 wrote: »
    a nice steak and a BJ
    Well I know there's no chance of head, but I'll definitely be having steak for dinner tomorrow.
    Screw the health kick.


  • #18
    dubdcugirly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭dubdcugirly


    This is going to sound really random but...my sis got my bro a day in newbridge with your man who looks after the hawks...obviously is only interesting if he likes birds but it looks cool anyway!! It was a K.K. with a max of 100euro so...

    other ideas ---- new gadgets are always good...e.g swiss army knife etc etc

    very hard thread hehe


  • #19
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    hmm...
    a really nice sandwich in one hand, a Jack n Coke in the other, and your head in his lap?
    perfect.
    he doesnt drink you say? then for the guy that has everything get him something exotic like a llama.
    i'd love a llama.
    Well I know there's no chance of head, but I'll definitely be having steak for dinner tomorrow.
    Screw the health kick.
    french housemates = lots of pasta dishes. and no frogs.

    oh wait,get him a set of musical frogs!!!


  • #20
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    +1 for a threesome with your sister


  • #21
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    neacy69 wrote: »
    a nice steak and a BJ

    He gets that every day when he comes home;)
    I don't have a sister so thats out of the picture, and he doesnt think my friend is hot.
    The whole going for a meal thing is grand but we do that alot so it won't be anything special.
    I need some imagination i think, but keep going with the ideas they are helping:)


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  • #22
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,562 ✭✭✭connundrum


    rb_ie wrote: »
    Anal?

    :D

    Funny how when you spell anal in your mobile, it could also spell cock. And coal, but thats not half as related in subject.

    Oh and Gift & Festivity & Party Ideas should be of more help ;)


  • #23
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    lezizi wrote: »
    He gets that every day when he comes home;)
    Lucky bastard :mad:


  • #24
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    mc nuggets wrote: »
    Lucky bastard :mad:

    Pity he doesnt realise that:(


  • #25
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    lezizi wrote: »
    Pity he doesnt realise that:(

    Well your welcome to come up here if you want :p

    (my girlfriend would kill me :()


  • #26
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    rb_ie wrote: »
    Anal?
    Overrated.

    connundrum wrote: »
    :D

    Funny how when you spell anal in your mobile, it could also spell cock. And coal, but thats not half as related in subject.

    Oh and Gift & Festivity & Party Ideas should be of more help ;)
    This thread is gone far beyond moving.

    By the way, congrats on the engagement.


  • #27
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,260 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    Very simple. Beer and porn!


  • #28
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    kearnsr wrote: »
    Very simple. Beer and porn!
    Lesbian porn.

    You don't want him feeling inadequate.


  • #29
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,562 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Terry wrote: »
    Lesbian porn.

    You don't want him feeling inadequate.

    Midget porn ftw :o

    And danke!


  • #30
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    connundrum wrote: »
    Midget porn ftw :o

    And danke!
    Throw some donkeys in there and we found a winner :p


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  • #31
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    a <vertically challenged person> couldnt throw a donkey ffs


  • #32
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    nerin wrote: »
    a <vertically challenged person> couldnt throw a donkey ffs

    Tenner bets says you wrong, now all i have to do is Google "midgets and donkeys" and.. .. :confused::eek:Oh dear god, my innocence, its gone *cries in corner*


  • #33
    Nerin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    if you think thats bad- points, *eyes explode*

    vouchers always work well for the giver who hasnt a clue/couldnt be arsed


  • #34
    sonners
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭sonners


    Why not cook him his favourite meal, serve it to him in your finest underwear, watch some lesbian porn together for desert and give him a good seeing to....does'nt cost a thing and is certainly up there in the 'special' ranks :D


  • #35
    godtabh
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 23,260 Mod ✭✭✭✭godtabh


    Terry wrote: »
    Lesbian porn.

    You don't want him feeling inadequate.

    I'd be happy if my girlfriend got me any sort of porn but I think she is happy enough to sort myself out with my own presents


  • #36
    pontovic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭pontovic


    Playstation 3 and a copy of Call of duty 4, failing that, an ipod touch loaded with series 2 of the mighty boosh!


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  • #37
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    pontovic wrote: »
    Playstation 3 and a copy of Call of duty 4, failing that, an ipod touch loaded with series 2 of the mighty boosh!

    i think she wants to do something nice for him, not punish him for his crimes past, present and future.


  • #38
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    I don't think he'd eat anything i would cook.
    I'd love to get him an xbox or something coz I want one too, but I can't afford it.
    So I think I'll have to get him porn with donkeys and midgets, I mean little people :D
    Men are so hard to buy for:mad:


  • #39
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    lezizi wrote: »
    I don't think he'd eat anything i would cook.
    I'd love to get him an xbox or something coz I want one too, but I can't afford it.
    So I think I'll have to get him porn with donkeys and midgets, I mean little people :D
    Men are so hard to buy for:mad:
    anal aint sounding like a bad idea now is it :D


  • #40
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Maybe a night in a B&B and you head to ann summers and get a costume for the night? Or just let him use you like a humping post.

    Or get him an instrument etc...

    -Funk


  • #41
    funloving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    How much is your budget?
    You said he's into music..does he play any instrument?
    If he doesnt have one, you could get him a classic guitarr and a book so that he can start practicing and learning how to play.
    I mentioned the guitarr because it's cheaper than a keyboard or something else.
    If you have some time off, you can go on a 1 day trip with him..Tourism of Ireland organizes nice tours and they're not expensive and you can do something different for one day.
    If it's a nice day out you can also go somewhere nice and you can have a picnic by the sea or in a park...basic food,some wine....
    I dont know...I am working now and these are the first things I thought of :D


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  • #42
    calahans
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 225 ✭✭calahans


    Can't you just tell that all the posts about BJs, anal and porn are from spotty w*nkers who dont have a girlfriends. Come on, own up its true :D


  • #43
    kmick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,375 ✭✭✭kmick


    A voucher for a Michelin star restaurant?


  • #44
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    calahans wrote: »
    Can't you just tell that all the posts about BJs, anal and porn are from spotty w*nkers who dont have a girlfriends. Come on, own up its true :D

    Or none of the above and just bored in work?

    -Funk


  • #45
    lezizi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 436 ✭✭lezizi


    funloving wrote: »
    How much is your budget?
    You said he's into music..does he play any instrument?
    If he doesnt have one, you could get him a classic guitarr and a book so that he can start practicing and learning how to play.
    I mentioned the guitarr because it's cheaper than a keyboard or something else.
    If you have some time off, you can go on a 1 day trip with him..Tourism of Ireland organizes nice tours and they're not expensive and you can do something different for one day.
    If it's a nice day out you can also go somewhere nice and you can have a picnic by the sea or in a park...basic food,some wine....
    I dont know...I am working now and these are the first things I thought of :D

    My budget is about €100. not much really.
    I play guitar so we already have two so dont think there is room for another one.
    The day trip sounds like a good idea, where would be nice for a day trip, could get a b&b aswell


  • #46
    funloving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    lezizi wrote: »
    My budget is about €100. not much really.
    I play guitar so we already have two so dont think there is room for another one.
    The day trip sounds like a good idea, where would be nice for a day trip, could get a b&b aswell

    If you go somewhere in Wicklow you dont need a b&b..you can have lunch there and do something nice..
    Well, I love horseriding,playing golf,fishing etc but it's just me :D
    I am going to Kinsale ,co Cork with my bf soon..it seems nice and it's not expensive...

    I am not Irish so my ideas are limited about what to do there in Ireland


  • #47
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    funk-you wrote: »
    Or none of the above and just bored in work?

    -Funk
    +1


  • #48
    Spud83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,608 ✭✭✭Spud83


    I'd say f**k off for the evening so he can have an evenings peace.

    But give him the steak and BJ before you leave.


  • #49
    nevaeh-2die-4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    alanmurphy83 wrote: »
    I'd say f**k off for the evening so he can have an evenings peace.

    But give him the steak and BJ before you leave.


    best quote ever! (besides any of mine of course)


  • #50
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Good last option, a cd dvd or book token with a 6 pack of beer :)


  • #51
    Defenestrate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Defenestrate


    Take him to the bingo.


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