You gotta love sharing your home!

Doc · 03-12-2008 12:27AM #1

My flatmate just got in and I can hear her puking her guts up in the toilet which is next to my bedroom. Shes pure class I tells yea...

Rabies · 03-12-2008 12:28AM

Have you got a camera phone?

Shacklebolt · 03-12-2008 12:28AM

Sounds like my kinda gal...

Any pics? Contact details?

Xavi6 · 03-12-2008 12:31AM

Upskirt preferably.

brianthebard · 03-12-2008 12:33AM

Sounds like a quick shag is on the cards.

The_B_Man · 03-12-2008 12:33AM

if this isnt a doggy style moment, i dunno what is. She'll be too busy pukin to fight ya off.

brendansmith · 03-12-2008 12:35AM

Smug head on ya!

"chortle chortle, vomiting her guts up, grow up sister!" :rolleyes:

Doc · 03-12-2008 12:35AM

Rabies wrote: »

Have you got a camera phone?

Im not leaving my room! If I do Id be too tempted to go in and kick her in the ribs mid puke.

Terry · 03-12-2008 12:35AM

a/s/l?

Kinetic^ · 03-12-2008 12:37AM

You should go in and hold the hair away from her face........last thing you want is her complaining of pubes in her mouth!

Rabies · 03-12-2008 12:38AM

Doc wrote: »

Im not leaving my room! If I do Id be too tempted to go in and kick her in the ribs mid puke.

Make sure the camera is high quality then

hussey · 03-12-2008 12:48AM

At least be a friend, and go get her a glass of water

you don't want any nasty carrot pieces on your todger

Doc · 03-12-2008 12:56AM

Shes still at it! God I nearly feel bad for her now.

rejkin · 03-12-2008 12:58AM

get her some water and a lot of mints

Terry · 03-12-2008 12:59AM

Doc wrote: »

Shes still at it! God I nearly feel bad for her now.

A/S/L.

Christ, I used caps this time.

hussey · 03-12-2008 01:05AM

Terry wrote: »

A/S/L.

Christ, I used caps this time.

This should answer it

Overheal · 03-12-2008 01:13AM

Doc wrote: »

Shes still at it! God I nearly feel bad for her now.

stick your cork in it

after all, molest can be helpful. sometimes.

Bateman · 03-12-2008 01:13AM

Is she finished yet?

Doc · 03-12-2008 01:15AM

Terry wrote: »

A/S/L.

Christ, I used caps this time.

32/F/The Bog!

Overheal · 03-12-2008 01:19AM

Mmmmyeeheheah.... gotta love teh bog harpies.

Bateman · 03-12-2008 01:19AM

Direct her to the "problems with alcohol" thread, see how many boxes she ticks

Doc · 03-12-2008 01:20AM

Just heard her flush thank God! Might be able to get to sleep now. It was like I was the flatmate to the chick from the exorcist!

ChocolateSauce · 03-12-2008 01:21AM

Doc wrote: »

32/F/The Bog!

Female? Hot damn, that's good enough for me. The fact she's puking and won't remember in the morning is a nice bonus too.

POST 666

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 03-12-2008 01:32AM

If ever there's a valid case for cling film on the toilet, this is it.

brendansmith · 03-12-2008 01:34AM

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

Female? Hot damn, that's good enough for me. The fact she's puking and won't remember in the morning is a nice bonus too.

POST 666

The number of the (sex) pbeast

brendansmith · 03-12-2008 01:35AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

If ever there's a valid case for cling film on the toilet, this is it.

Bob the Builder · 03-12-2008 01:42AM

brendansmith wrote: »

so that when she gets sick, it'll start hovering in suspense in the toilet?

or that when she takes a dumper, it'll fall out of her ring peice and straight onto the cling...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 03-12-2008 01:45AM

Bob the Builder wrote: »

so that when she gets sick, it'll start hovering in suspense in the toilet?
...

If projected with enough velocity it'll bounce.

Bob the Builder · 03-12-2008 01:48AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

If projected with enough velocity it'll bounce.

Thats only every worked once out of about 10 times.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 03-12-2008 01:55AM

Bob the Builder wrote: »

Thats only every worked once out of about 10 times.

With sh1t, yes. With vomit, though, the odds are better. The angle of descent and density of the projected mass/liquid must also be taken into consideration, as well as the height of the girl.

Bob the Builder · 03-12-2008 02:02AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

With sh1t, yes. With vomit, though, the odds are better. The angle of descent and density of the projected mass/liquid must also be taken into consideration, as well as the height of the girl.

Actually thats a good idea. I'm defo trying that. The time that the shít did bounce was hilarious, the person ( my friends brother) must have thought it was water that splashed back up because he didn't do a very good job of cleaning up, and came out to eat the dinner, stinking of shít.

I couldn't keep the laughter in! The poor lad was demented as we all sat around him gasping for clean air. Myself and my friend had to go back to the toilet myself and use a toilet brush to flush away the cling film.

I felt awful guilty that day.

You gotta love sharing your home!

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