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Perfect Citizen...Is It You ??

  • 11-06-2009 03:29PM
    #1
    thelurch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭


    Do you have a tv licence ? Has it ever lapsed ?.. Do you have a dog? Licence ? Have you ever thrown something into somebodys skip ? Have you ever dropped litter ? Have you ever found money and skyed it ? or got the wrong change in a shop and said nothing ?

    I am looking for the person who can answer no to all of the above questions, except the first Question. Are you the perfect citizen ?


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  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Your search, is over.



    /thread


  • #3
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    The perfect citizen doesnt exist imho...and if they do id say theyre no craic at all!

    /ps. im secretly doin Baldies race to 1000th post too


  • #4
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I can answer no to all of them except the first question. I have murdered and raped though. Am I the perfect citizen?


  • #5
    stiff kitten
    Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭stiff kitten


    tv licence....that git....he took my dignity and my trust...and my tv

    ah no.... i think we do

    dog licence....no, but i saved my dog as i got him from the ISPCA

    Found money and kept it...yes, the places where i found it were random...eg on the street, entrance to a church...(hopefully that wasn't god testing my morals) oops...

    litter....no..i think when i was younger and wasn't aware of what i was doing...eg. 5,6,7. i definately wouldn't do it now


  • #6
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    My TV blew up yesterday and my dog died last year. Any more depressing questions to ask?


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  • #7
    Tchaikovsky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    Any more rip-off licenses required to be a model citizen?


  • #8
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    thelurch wrote: »
    Do you have a tv licence ? Has it ever lapsed ?.. Do you have a dog? Licence ? Have you ever thrown something into somebodys skip ? Have you ever dropped litter ? Have you ever found money and skyed it ? or got the wrong change in a shop and said nothing ?

    I am looking for the person who can answer no to all of the above questions, except the first Question. Are you the perfect citizen ?

    That's me. Websters wanted to put a picture of me in the dictionary next to perfect, but no printing press is perfect enough to do me justice.


    Also, the professional wrestler Mr. Perfect had a heart attack when he heard of my existence, such was his shame at using the name wrongly for so long.

    RIP Curt Henning.


  • #9
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    General Zod wrote: »
    That's me. Websters wanted to put a picture of me in the dictionary next to perfect, but no printing press is perfect enough to do me justice.


    Also, the professional wrestler Mr. Perfect had a heart attack when he heard of my existence, such was his shame at using the name wrongly for so long.

    RIP Curt Henning.

    He wasn't just Perfect, he was Absolutely Perfect.;)

    So the OP is wasting their time.:pac:


  • #10
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    thelurch wrote: »
    I am looking for the person who can answer no to all of the above questions, except the first Question. Are you the perfect citizen ?

    Add speeding and downloading copyright material (movies, music & software) from the net to your criteria and that'll really trim down the numbers.


  • #11
    KeyLimePie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 861 ✭✭✭KeyLimePie


    ...........dog licence ?!!
    I found money on the forecourt at work and put it in the charity box.... :)


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  • #12
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,307 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    thelurch wrote: »
    Do you have a tv licence ?
    Yep
    Has it ever lapsed ?..
    Nope.
    Do you have a dog? Licence
    Yep
    Have you ever thrown something into somebodys skip ?
    Nope. I didn't pay for it. My neighbour got a shock when I threw their manky mattress(what do they be doing? anyhoo...) back into his driveway. Daft moron couldn't see why I took umbrage. Nearly had to break out crayons and diagrams.
    Have you ever dropped litter ?
    Very rarely.
    Have you ever found money and skyed it ?
    Only if I couldn't find the owner.
    or got the wrong change in a shop and said nothing ?
    Nope.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #13
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    anniehoo wrote: »
    The perfect citizen doesnt exist imho...and if they do id say theyre no craic at all!

    /ps. im secretly doin Baldies race to 1000th post too
    You probably shouldn't have mentioned that.
    Wibbs wrote: »
    Yep Nope. Yep Nope. I didn't pay for it. My neighbour got a shock when I threw their manky mattress(what do they be doing? anyhoo...) back into his driveway. Daft moron couldn't see why I took umbrage. Nearly had to break out crayons and diagrams. Very rarely. Only if I couldn't find the owner. Nope.

    Thats why you get the sexy kinky and easy modships and I'm stuck here and in ... the other one. *shudder*


  • #14
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Thats why you get the sexy kinky and easy modships and I'm stuck here and in ... the other one. *shudder*

    Your location isn't just a clever little joke is it?


  • #15
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    My dog is black and white so i dont need a license


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