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    • #2
      AnonoBoy
      Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 AnonoBoy
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      .... I'd hammer in the morning.


    • #3
      Bonavox
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 Bonavox
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      Ahem, Javaboy.

      Also, Gordon even though hes an Admin, he still moderates.


    • #4
      brummytom
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 brummytom
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      Any of them - I'm just powermad.

      They've got cracking senses of humour and I like the miserableness of *certain* mods.



      Ohhh Sharpshooter! Cos she's a wimmins.. and I'm never going to see a woman in the nip am I - or else I wouldn't be on the internets.


    • #5
      karlog
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      I'd be 'sparks' and i'd give myself a slap.


    • #6
      K-9
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 K-9
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      Monty, boy he has it cushy.

      Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    • #7
      Blazer
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,475 Blazer
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      I'd be DeVore the almighty god :pac:
      Prostitute boards out to dodgy companies and make piles of cash and then legger it :D


    • #8
      Sabre0001
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 Sabre0001
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      I'd be Sabre0001...I hear he's great.

      🤪



    • #9
      Random
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      ... I'd ban people randomly just for fun ;):D


    • #10
      itsallaboutheL
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 itsallaboutheL
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      G'em

      coz she's probably stronger than me!!



      and the bewbs of course


    • #11
      challengemaster
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      I'd be myself...

      >_>

      <_<

      now I just have to wait for them to do it....

      *hopes they fall for it*


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    • #12
      Basq
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,431 Basq
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      I'd be basquille..







      .. he rox and is very fertile, yes?!


    • #13
      K4t
      Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 K4t
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      I'd hate to be a mod.

      /reverse psychology


    • #14
      Vanbis
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      I'd re-open the Female Appreciation thread and never close it, Rules should go out the window on that one :pac:


    • #15
      Tar.Aldarion
      Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Tar.Aldarion
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      My name is URL wrote: »
      ...which mod would you be?

      I'd be Tar.Aldarion coz I think its a girl.. and probably has bewbs

      Doesn't get hotter or more feminine than me.
      Hands off the bewbs!


    • #16
      KnifeWRENCH
      Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH
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      I'd be square_igloo. Before he mysteriously disappeared, of course....

      Btw did anyone else think of Beyonce when they read the title?

      "If I were a mod
      I think I could understand....."


    • #17
      [Deleted User]
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      Id be Hagar, true legend of Boards. All round sound man.


    • #18
      arybvtcw0eolkf
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      I'd choose Mairt, now there was a legend!.

      A 'Mans man, a man for all season's. The kind of man who'd always have your back & never let you down.

      A man who didn't fight for glory, or medals - but for the man standing next to him.

      Mairt - what a bloke.

      .


    • #19
      Vanbis
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      Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
      Doesn't get hotter or more feminine than me.
      Hands off the bewbs!

      Pics or GTFO :D


    • #20
      Loopy
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      Sharpshooter.
      Gorgeous, funny, fair, objective.

      /and great in bed


    • #21
      Saibh
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      Moses White Woman wrote: »
      I'd choose Mairt, now there was a legend!.

      A 'Mans man, a man for all season's. The kind of man who'd always have your back & never let you down.

      A man who didn't fight for glory, or medals - but for the man standing next to him.

      Mairt - what a bloke.

      .

      But..... you can't pick yourself, can you :D


      Would have to be an Admin, might as well go for a top job - Beruthiel


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    • #22
      longshanks
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 longshanks
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      i'd be jimmy out of quadrophenia. yeah









      or vince noir


    • #23
      longshanks
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 longshanks
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      Moses White Woman wrote: »
      I'd choose Mairt, now there was a legend!.

      A 'Mans man, a man for all season's. The kind of man who'd always have your back & never let you down.

      A man who didn't fight for glory, or medals - but for the man standing next to him.

      Mairt - what a bloke.

      .

      he sounds gay


    • #24
      Sharpshooter
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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      Loopy wrote: »
      Sharpshooter.
      Gorgeous, funny, fair, objective.

      /and great in bed

      I like me you too.

      shh!!


    • #25
      Tar.Aldarion
      Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Tar.Aldarion
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      Loopy wrote: »
      Sharpshooter.
      Gorgeous, funny, fair, objective.

      /and great in bed

      I thrust, you will prove this?


    • #26
      Trinity
      Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 Trinity
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      My name is URL wrote: »
      ...which mod would you be?

      I'd be Tar.Aldarion coz I think its a girl.. and probably has bewbs

      I'd be Tar.Aldarion and ban your ass for calling me "it" :D


    • #27
      stovelid
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      Terry


    • #28
      galwayrush
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 galwayrush
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      Loopy wrote: »
      Sharpshooter.
      Gorgeous, funny, fair, objective.

      /and great in bed

      Agree,:cool:
      then again, i could never be that mod for all those mentioned reasons.:D

      except for the one in yellow...........


    • #29
      Dartz
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,420 Dartz
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      If I were a mod....

      If there were people I didn't like, I'd edit their posts to include bannable material, then wait for another mod to ban them.

      One a board I admin, I use Stalin as an avatar for a reason.

      Javaboy is a wanker.


    • #30
      **Timbuk2**
      Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 **Timbuk2**
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      My name is URL wrote: »
      I'd be Tar.Aldarion coz I think its a girl.. and probably has bewbs

      Tar.Aldarion is a man I think.

      I don't know. Does anyone know? :confused:

      I'd be boards.ie.


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    • #31
      Amalgam
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 Amalgam
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      Oh to leave cutting remarks on the banlist.

      15-07-2009, 11:35 [member] NEVER You are a sad strange little man. smashey

      To have that power. [sigh]


    • #32
      Sharpshooter
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 Sharpshooter
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      **Timbuk2** wrote: »
      Tar.Aldarion is a man I think.

      I don't know. Does anyone know? :confused:
      Yep, she's a mal.......
      Actually no, he's a fem...

      :confused:


    • #33
      Nevyn
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      Sharpshooter wrote: »
      Yep, she's a mal.......
      Actually no, he's a fem...

      :confused:

      When someone is as hwat as Tar.A is id doesn't really matter.

      hmmmmm I'd like to be GuYain for a day, just to compare hate pms.


    • #34
      Nisroc
      Closed Accounts Posts: 20 Nisroc
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      I'd be The Jam.

      they rocked.


    • #35
      Amalgam
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 Amalgam
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      Do you get hate PMs? :confused:


    • #36
      [Deleted User]
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      Amalgam wrote: »
      Do you get hate PMs? :confused:
      Want one?;)


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    • #37
      smegmar
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      Loopy wrote: »
      Sharpshooter.
      Gorgeous, funny, fair, objective.

      /and great in bed

      sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
      still funny though


    • #38
      Maddison
      Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 Maddison
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      Id like to be Khannie or G'em cause If I gots hate mail Id be fit enough to chase them down & beat their asses :cool:


    • #39
      Nisroc
      Closed Accounts Posts: 20 Nisroc
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      The specials were also very good :)

      I loved the 80's


    • #40
      Terry
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 Terry
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      My name is URL wrote: »
      ...which mod would you be?

      I'd be Tar.Aldarion coz I think its a girl.. and probably has bewbs
      Pfft. I have bewbs.

      Random wrote: »
      ... I'd ban people randomly just for fun ;):D
      Me too. :)
      stovelid wrote: »
      Terry

      I'm a dick.


    • #41
      Terry
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 Terry
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      Nisroc wrote: »
      The specials were also very good :)

      I loved the 80's
      Yeah, we get it.


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    • #42
      randylonghorn
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      Dartz wrote: »
      If there were people I didn't like, I'd edit their posts to include bannable material, then wait for another mod to ban them.

      ...

      Javaboy is a wanker.
      Ah here, try to say something insulting at least!!
      **Timbuk2** wrote: »
      Tar.Aldarion is a man I think.

      I don't know. Does anyone know? :confused:
      She's not sure herself, but she usually thinks she's a 16 year old girl.


    • #43
      Sharpshooter
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      Loopy wrote: »
      Sharpshooter.
      Gorgeous, funny, fair, objective.

      /and great in bed
      smegmar wrote: »
      sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
      still funny though
      :confused:


    • #44
      anniehoo
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      LittleNipper wrote: »
      Id be Hagar, true legend of Boards. All round sound man.
      Id love to meet "him"..i have visions of a 6'7" ginger haired viking for some reason
      Loopy wrote: »
      Sharpshooter.
      Gorgeous, funny, fair, objective.

      /and great in bed
      Amber font is really hard to read..i hope hes worth that much effort in real life
      Thaedydal wrote: »
      I'd like to be GuYain for a day, just to compare hate pms.
      PMS is bad enough..."hate pms"...they'd wanna be a saint


    • #45
      Nisroc
      Closed Accounts Posts: 20 Nisroc
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      Terry wrote: »
      Yeah, we get it.

      You have their stuff? A man after my own heart.

      It was a the very birth of MTV and I cannot put my hand on heart and say it was the best thing ever but I think it had it merits.

      I don't expect you to agree with that but you just have to look at Michael Jackson and Madonna and the TV time they had.


    • #46
      Nevyn
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      Amalgam wrote: »
      Do you get hate PMs? :confused:

      Yes, but the quality has gone down hill, at least the inventive ones used to make me laugh.


    • #47
      Nisroc
      Closed Accounts Posts: 20 Nisroc
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4


      What to say, words are lost.


    • #48
      Tar.Aldarion
      Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Tar.Aldarion
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      randylonghorn wrote: »
      She's not sure herself, but she usually thinks she's a 16 year old girl.
      Mm, just a developing girl, nearly there!
      teehehe


    • #49
      ballybay_eh
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ballybay_eh
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      I'd go beat up some Rockers, my sworn enemy.


    • #50
      galwayrush
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 galwayrush
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      ballybay_eh wrote: »
      I'd go beat up some Rockers, my sworn enemy.

      But you've never met me.:eek:


    • #51
      Senna
      Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 Senna
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      Amalgam wrote: »
      Do you get hate PMs? :confused:

      Yeah but only once a month


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