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Jamster

xzanti · 2009-10-17 16:46:49

Who the fcuk is actually using this service?? How retarded would you have to be to subscribe for a tenner a month to find out the perfect name for your baby??? :confused: the mind boggles..

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Who the fcuk is actually using this service?? How retarded would you have to be to subscribe for a tenner a month to find out the perfect name for your baby??? the mind boggles..

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#2 17-10-2009 4:47pm

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Look I was going out with a girl and I tested the love thing and it said we wouldn't get along but I DIDN'T LISTEN!

I was left at the altar by that bítch!

:(:(:(

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#3 17-10-2009 4:49pm

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xzanti wrote: »

Who the fcuk is actually using this service?? How retarded would you have to be to subscribe for a tenner a month to find out the perfect name for your baby??? the mind boggles..

theres idiots out there, and obviously enough to sustain them

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#4 17-10-2009 4:52pm

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And who's actually paying to talk to those slappers on the 900 channels on sky?

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#5 17-10-2009 4:53pm

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And don't get me started on those phone sex lines.
Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my penis.

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#6 17-10-2009 4:56pm

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mikom wrote: »

And don't get me started on those phone sex lines.
Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my penis.

Whats the signal like on that?

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#7 17-10-2009 5:05pm

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xzanti wrote: »

Whats the signal like on that?

It drops on a regular basis i'd say.:)

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#8 17-10-2009 5:05pm

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xzanti wrote: »

Whats the signal like on that?

Not bad, it's got one big drawback though..........

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#9 17-10-2009 5:06pm

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I just got this new Crazy Frog ring tone, I bet it'll be a hit.

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#10 17-10-2009 5:16pm

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When you see Jamster is very much in the public eye you know that the world is full of idiots

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#11 17-10-2009 5:16pm

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In all seriousness, this is how most people sign up to Jamster:

*DooM is working away peacefully in an mobile phone shop. Random 50--60 year old comes in, full of thunder*

DooM: Can I help you?

Random fifty year old: You'd better! <insert network here> is a disgrace! they keep charging me extra money every week!!! Disgrace! Graceydis!

Ok, could you give me your information so I can check it out for you?

RFYO: Disgrace!! Terrible! I should write to the media!!! ...

*Eventually gets the information out of the customer, and contacts the network*. Madame, your phone has been signed up to a subscription service. Is there any chance-

RFYO- THATS RIDICULOUS! WHY WOULD I SIGN UP TO A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE! THATS RUBBISH! I'M GOING TO CONTACT REGT-

Madame, I was about to ask was there any chance someone else had been using your phone? Perhaps someone younger?

RFYO- WHY WOULD I GIVE A CHILD MY-

Perhaps one of your children borrowed your phone to "send a text"?

RFYO- DISGRA- Oh, actually, dreadfully, sorry, now that you mention it I gave my 8 year old daughter my phone for a few minutes last week...

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#12 17-10-2009 5:22pm

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Play them off keyboard cat.

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#13 17-10-2009 5:30pm

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12,13,14 year old girls i'd say. yer man that owns it is a millionaire

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#14 17-10-2009 5:33pm

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I use Jamster, and I think its great, sure its only €10 every four days like.......

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#15 17-10-2009 5:44pm

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It makes most of its money of kids who have got their first phone. Snake is as far as my mobiling madness goes, still trying to finish it.

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#16 17-10-2009 5:44pm

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I'm ashamed to say I did laugh at their recent ad where the girl gets left at the alter because she didn't believe the love match result from Jamster a few years earlier.

Other than that it's ridiculous at this stage, I didn't even think 14 year old girls were that stupid but someone must be buying them!

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#17 17-10-2009 5:47pm

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Doctor DooM wrote: »

In all seriousness, this is how most people sign up to Jamster:

*DooM is working away peacefully in an mobile phone shop. Random 50--60 year old comes in

RFYO- DISGRA- Oh, actually, dreadfully, sorry, now that you mention it I gave my 8 year old daughter my phone for a few minutes last week...

Is this biologically possible?

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#18 17-10-2009 5:55pm

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I know why subscribe when you can get it all free from <snip> and all the free porn from <snip>
Also free hookers at <snip> and they will <snip> your <snip> and let you <snip> on their face.

Last edited by mod; 16-10-2009 at 17:48. Reason; poster is sick.

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#19 17-10-2009 6:00pm

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xzanti wrote: »

Who the fcuk is actually using this service?? How retarded would you have to be to subscribe for a tenner a month to find out the perfect name for your baby??? the mind boggles..

Chavs. They`re mind-bogglingly stupid, you know. They don`t see that they`re being ripped off. There should probably be laws against this kind of exploitation.

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#20 17-10-2009 6:01pm

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Looks like <snip> is where it's all at.:) Would that be www.<snip>.com or www.<snip>.co.uk?

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#21 17-10-2009 6:02pm

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GET JAMSTER NOW!!!

€30per message received,if you want to stop this service,your fcuked

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#22 17-10-2009 6:06pm

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Sofaspud wrote: »

Is this biologically possible?

Yes

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#23 17-10-2009 6:27pm

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Sofaspud wrote: »

Is this biologically possible?

You can assume a 10 year variance on either side. Not considered good manners to irritate annoyed customers by asking them their age

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#24 17-10-2009 6:37pm

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I remember a few years ago they would throw about 4 identical ads at you in the same break on some channels. Glad that finally seems to be over, by the end of it I swore that if I heard Crazy Frog or Tough Turtle or what have ya again my TV would be introduced to the business end of a bowling ball

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#25 17-10-2009 6:38pm

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Foxhound38 wrote: »

my TV would be introduced to the business end of a bowling ball

but..it's a ball?

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#26 17-10-2009 6:43pm

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SV wrote: »

but..it's a ball?

Exactly, no chance of the psychotic rage often felt after hearing the damn ringtone ad for the umpteenth time that day making you feck it up!

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#27 17-10-2009 6:53pm

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mikom wrote: »

Not bad, it's got one big drawback though..........

When you try to call a taxi with it after the pub you get arrested? hands free device doesn't work?

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#28 17-10-2009 10:37pm

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It said my baby's perfect name would be "Samiwana" in August.

Then "Peterabo" in September.

"Alehundria" in October!

Baby was born in July We called it "Jamster"

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#29 17-10-2009 10:41pm

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Girl you better check yo text

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#30 17-10-2009 10:49pm

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Personally I think TheZohaniqa is a lovely name.

Next week they promise to have even better names....and a catchy toon for the christening.

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