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Frozen Stiff dead Hare in my garden!

  • 11-01-2010 07:53PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭


    Wtf do i do with him??? Just noticed the hairy fcuker when the snow thawed :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Boil him mash him stick him in a stew


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭Adriatic


    Give us a picture or... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Bury him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Sell him to a blind kid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I found some mysterious pubes once myself.

    Disturbing stuff! ~~~~~


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    Throw some Hare restorer on him :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    Stick him on ebay!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    gernon wrote: »
    Throw some Hare restorer on him :D
    :DLOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Bajingo


    I found a dead/frozen ginger kitten in my back garden once..the only thing I could do with it was get a shovel, scrape it off the grass and bin him..

    On the other hand it's more exceptable to eat a hare and they keep for a while when frozen so a good warming stew shouldnt be out of the question completely:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭BlackMamba


    Have him stuffed.....with some sage and onion stuffing or at the taxidermy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    I eat hare regularly, pasta bakes, just had a hare stew over the weekend. After cleaning them I soak them over night in salted water, then place in pot and simmer for three hours. This makes the meat very tender and it just falls off the bones. Place meat in a large bowl and mix well with olive oil it will keep for about ten days in your fridge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Vacuum pack it and give it to someone for their birthday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Wait until he thaws out a bit before you shag it.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    phasers wrote: »
    Bury him

    Bury him?? .....Bury him??!



    Are you feeling alright phasers? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,778 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Find three more, scrape their insides out and recreate Watership Down for the neighbourhood kids

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    eat the fecker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Use some Veet and he'll disappear...



    I'll get me coat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Keep it around to use when you embark on a passionate but ultimately disastrous affair with a married person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Avenge him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Pick it up with some gloves and throw it really hard towards the horizon.

    Someone else's problem then.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Avenge him

    How, run around the garden with a hair drier on an extension lead melting the snow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    To the people who are suggesting he eats it: do you often eat things that turn up dead in your backyard?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    To the people who are suggesting he eats it: do you often eat things that turn up dead in your backyard?

    Recession, take what I can get to be honest Finnegan Melted Voice, times are hard in The Seaneh Household, Seaneh junior and mussus Seaneh havent had protein in weeks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,197 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Recession, take what I can get to be honest Frada, times are hard in The Seaneh Household, Seaneh junior and mussus Seaneh havent had protein in weeks.


    Misses doesn't swallow eh?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Recession, take what I can get to be honest Frada, times are hard in The Seaneh Household, Seaneh junior and mussus Seaneh havent had protein in weeks.

    Would you like to come over and take it home then?:)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Blay wrote: »
    Misses doesn't swallow eh?:pac:

    imaginary wives in imaginary recession hit house holds dont put out out at all.

    No sex in the seaneh house hold!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Would you like to come over and take it home then?:)

    you deliver or no deal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Seaneh wrote: »
    you deliver or no deal.

    I see your in Galway ? No problem sure your just a short Hop away :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    I see your in Galway ? No problem sure your just a short Hop away :D

    Im actually in athlone, been to lazy to change my location.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Im actually in athlone, been to lazy to change my location.

    More like "ashamed" tbh.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    More like "ashamed" tbh.

    well, yeah... obviously!

    Be back in Galway in april, thank feck!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭junkyard


    Keep it as a pet, won't cost you anything to feed, (you should get about a week or ten days out of it in this weather)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    I guess the Tortoise will be winning the race so...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    To the people who are suggesting he eats it: do you often eat things that turn up dead in your backyard?

    Well it would be immoral and probably illegal to try eat things that show alive up in my backyard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Bury him?? .....Bury him??!



    Are you feeling alright phasers? :pac:
    Every time I contribute to a thread constructively I come up against this :mad:



    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Jam a stick up its arse.
    Result: Popsicle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 562 ✭✭✭ro2


    Invite Bear Grylls around and he can pretend he killed it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    phasers wrote: »
    Every time I contribute to a thread constructively I come up against this :mad: :pac:

    If I get the urge to be nice, I leave AH :pac: :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    put him in your freezer
    and in the future when we have the technollogy we can bring him back


    btw pics or gtfo


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hare today ...


    * gets coat *


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Microwave him back to life. You will need to be quick though. 90 seconds at 800 degrees should do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Take it down the dog track and throw it at whatever dog is beating yours, failing that try sell it to maintenance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Mousey- wrote: »


    btw pics or gtfo




    Hare you go!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Hare you go!!

    Bear Grylls would totally have sex with that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Hare you go!!

    AHHH KILL IT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Oh gross! I can't believe you took a photo of it, that's sick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    phasers wrote: »
    Oh gross! I can't believe you took a photo of it, that's sick.
    :D its only a rabbit/hare whatever


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    phasers wrote: »
    Oh gross! I can't believe you took a photo of it, that's sick.

    It's now immortalised? Ask the lads in BGRH. I'm sure they'll give you good recipe advice. Well, either that or tell you to chuck it on the BBQ.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Bear Grylls would totally have sex with that

    And then use it as a hat.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Does it taste like chicken ?


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