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Frozen Stiff dead Hare in my garden!

  • 11-01-2010 07:53PM
    #1
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭


    Wtf do i do with him??? Just noticed the hairy fcuker when the snow thawed :eek:


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  • #2
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Boil him mash him stick him in a stew


  • #3
    Adriatic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭Adriatic


    Give us a picture or... :D


  • #4
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Bury him


  • #5
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    Sell him to a blind kid


  • #6
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I found some mysterious pubes once myself.

    Disturbing stuff! ~~~~~


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  • #7
    gernon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    Throw some Hare restorer on him :D


  • #8
    Tomebagel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    Stick him on ebay!


  • #9
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    gernon wrote: »
    Throw some Hare restorer on him :D
    :DLOL


  • #10
    Bajingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Bajingo


    I found a dead/frozen ginger kitten in my back garden once..the only thing I could do with it was get a shovel, scrape it off the grass and bin him..

    On the other hand it's more exceptable to eat a hare and they keep for a while when frozen so a good warming stew shouldnt be out of the question completely:)


  • #11
    BlackMamba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭BlackMamba


    Have him stuffed.....with some sage and onion stuffing or at the taxidermy


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  • #12
    Odysseus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    I eat hare regularly, pasta bakes, just had a hare stew over the weekend. After cleaning them I soak them over night in salted water, then place in pot and simmer for three hours. This makes the meat very tender and it just falls off the bones. Place meat in a large bowl and mix well with olive oil it will keep for about ten days in your fridge.


  • #13
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Vacuum pack it and give it to someone for their birthday.


  • #14
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Wait until he thaws out a bit before you shag it.:pac:


  • #15
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    phasers wrote: »
    Bury him

    Bury him?? .....Bury him??!



    Are you feeling alright phasers? :pac:


  • #16
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,778 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Find three more, scrape their insides out and recreate Watership Down for the neighbourhood kids

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #17
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    eat the fecker.


  • #18
    Hard Larry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Use some Veet and he'll disappear...



    I'll get me coat.


  • #19
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Keep it around to use when you embark on a passionate but ultimately disastrous affair with a married person.


  • #20
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Avenge him


  • #21
    TomCo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Pick it up with some gloves and throw it really hard towards the horizon.

    Someone else's problem then.


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  • #22
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Avenge him

    How, run around the garden with a hair drier on an extension lead melting the snow?


  • #23
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    To the people who are suggesting he eats it: do you often eat things that turn up dead in your backyard?


  • #24
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Finnegan Melted Voice wrote: »
    To the people who are suggesting he eats it: do you often eat things that turn up dead in your backyard?

    Recession, take what I can get to be honest Finnegan Melted Voice, times are hard in The Seaneh Household, Seaneh junior and mussus Seaneh havent had protein in weeks.


  • #25
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,197 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Recession, take what I can get to be honest Frada, times are hard in The Seaneh Household, Seaneh junior and mussus Seaneh havent had protein in weeks.


    Misses doesn't swallow eh?:pac:


  • #26
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Recession, take what I can get to be honest Frada, times are hard in The Seaneh Household, Seaneh junior and mussus Seaneh havent had protein in weeks.

    Would you like to come over and take it home then?:)


  • #27
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Blay wrote: »
    Misses doesn't swallow eh?:pac:

    imaginary wives in imaginary recession hit house holds dont put out out at all.

    No sex in the seaneh house hold!


  • #28
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Would you like to come over and take it home then?:)

    you deliver or no deal.


  • #29
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Seaneh wrote: »
    you deliver or no deal.

    I see your in Galway ? No problem sure your just a short Hop away :D


  • #30
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    I see your in Galway ? No problem sure your just a short Hop away :D

    Im actually in athlone, been to lazy to change my location.


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  • #31
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Im actually in athlone, been to lazy to change my location.

    More like "ashamed" tbh.


  • #32
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Finnegan Melted Voice wrote: »
    More like "ashamed" tbh.

    well, yeah... obviously!

    Be back in Galway in april, thank feck!


  • #33
    junkyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭junkyard


    Keep it as a pet, won't cost you anything to feed, (you should get about a week or ten days out of it in this weather)


  • #34
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    I guess the Tortoise will be winning the race so...


  • #35
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Finnegan Melted Voice wrote: »
    To the people who are suggesting he eats it: do you often eat things that turn up dead in your backyard?

    Well it would be immoral and probably illegal to try eat things that show alive up in my backyard.


  • #36
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Bury him?? .....Bury him??!



    Are you feeling alright phasers? :pac:
    Every time I contribute to a thread constructively I come up against this :mad:



    :pac:


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  • #37
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,863 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Jam a stick up its arse.
    Result: Popsicle


  • #38
    ro2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 562 ✭✭✭ro2


    Invite Bear Grylls around and he can pretend he killed it.


  • #39
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    phasers wrote: »
    Every time I contribute to a thread constructively I come up against this :mad: :pac:

    If I get the urge to be nice, I leave AH :pac: :p


  • #40
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    put him in your freezer
    and in the future when we have the technollogy we can bring him back


    btw pics or gtfo


  • #41
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hare today ...


    * gets coat *


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  • #42
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Microwave him back to life. You will need to be quick though. 90 seconds at 800 degrees should do it.


  • #43
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Take it down the dog track and throw it at whatever dog is beating yours, failing that try sell it to maintenance


  • #44
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Mousey- wrote: »


    btw pics or gtfo




    Hare you go!!


  • #45
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Hare you go!!

    Bear Grylls would totally have sex with that


  • #46
    Jumpy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    Hare you go!!

    AHHH KILL IT


  • #47
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Oh gross! I can't believe you took a photo of it, that's sick.


  • #48
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    phasers wrote: »
    Oh gross! I can't believe you took a photo of it, that's sick.
    :D its only a rabbit/hare whatever


  • #49
    The Saint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    phasers wrote: »
    Oh gross! I can't believe you took a photo of it, that's sick.

    It's now immortalised? Ask the lads in BGRH. I'm sure they'll give you good recipe advice. Well, either that or tell you to chuck it on the BBQ.


  • #50
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,106 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Bear Grylls would totally have sex with that

    And then use it as a hat.


  • #51
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Does it taste like chicken ?


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