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  • 12-02-2010 1:56pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭


    Russia farmer convicted of planting landmines in field

    A Russian farmer has been convicted of planting landmines around his field to ward off trespassers.

    Alexander Skopintsev, from the eastern region of Primorye near China's border, laid the three devices on his land after building them in his garage.


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8512173.stm

    This guy doesn't like ramblers thats for sure!


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  • #2
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,190 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I think it's more hardcore that he built the things himself.

    Any idiot can buy landmines on the Russian blackmarket, but only a proper bad motherf*cker builds his own.


  • #3
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    In Mother Russia...


  • #4
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    In September he'll have a fine crop of hand grenades out of those....


    edit, lol he only got a suspended sentence! Clearly AH'ers should be up in arms at this leniency!


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    brianthebard wrote: »

    edit, lol he only got a suspended sentence! Clearly AH'ers should be up in arms at this leniency!

    There's no paedophilia, rape or murder. Nothing to get "Joe-Duffyed" about.


  • #6
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    He's my hero.


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  • #7
    The Face Kicker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭The Face Kicker


    I prefer a kick in the face approach.


  • #8
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Dude you're not him and it's not funny.


  • #9
    Steel Pump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Steel Pump


    If he tried that with me he'd have to answer to my steel


  • #10
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Hah hah omg lol! Face Kicker? Steel Pump? So random lolz.


  • #11
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    WindSock wrote: »
    Hah hah omg lol! Face Kicker? Steel Pump? So random lolz.

    Where's The Citizen when we need him? :rolleyes:


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  • #12
    Steel Pump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Steel Pump


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Where's The Citizen when we need him? :rolleyes:


    More talk like that and see what comes next...


  • #13
    Human Landmine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Human Landmine


    BANG


  • #14
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Dude you're not him and it's not funny.
    We all know if you were still with us he'd get a good aul bollockin' :cool:


  • #15
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Get your bollocks out of my face(kicker)


  • #16
    Buford T Justice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,266 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    Jaysis, they're all reggin with stupid names now

    Hope you're happy with yourself face kicker!


  • #17
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Now thats how you Hunt Cattle.


  • #18
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭rednik


    Someone should have listened when he said this land is MINE.


  • #19
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "Все люди рождаются свободными и равными в своем достоинстве и правах. Они наделены разумом и совестью и должны поступать в отношении"*

    *"Hey, it worked"


  • #20
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Human Landmine wrote: »
    BANG

    And the dirt is gone!


  • #21
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Dude you're not him and it's not funny.

    Lad, you're not American..


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  • #22
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Lad, you're not American..

    I'm not your lad, chap.


  • #23
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    What a legend. I'd love to have landmines in my front garden... Stop them little bastards playing kerbsie near MY van now, wouldn't it...:D


  • #24
    Rycn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    "Ah these feckers kept comin' round my farm so i just rigged up a few landmines and placed them near the entrance there, come on my farm and you'll get blown up."

    :eek:


  • #25
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Human Landmine wrote: »
    BANG




    clunk sock kapow sock pow zap thwapp crash owww zamm zowie crraack eee-yow


  • #26
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I'm not your lad, chap.

    I'm not your chap, friend!


  • #27
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    NothingMan wrote: »
    I'm not your chap, friend!

    I'm not your friend, lad!


  • #28
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I'm not your friend, lad!

    That's not my lad pal, it's my friend's.


    Wait... I got that wrong.


  • #29
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I'm not your friend, lad!
    Im not your lad, guy! :mad:


  • #30
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Overheal wrote: »
    Im not your lad, guy! :mad:



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  • #31
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    :D /added to favorites


  • #32
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Will everyone please calm down and for the love of God...


    THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jd007 wrote: »


    THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

    as mine detectors........:eek:


  • #34
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    brianthebard wrote: »
    In September he'll have a fine crop of hand grenades out of those....


    edit, lol he only got a suspended sentence! Clearly AH'ers should be up in arms at this leniency!
    no because they'd be all like "well trespassing is wrong anyway, stay on your own property you goddamn hippie"


  • #35
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    jd007 wrote: »
    THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
    Deleted User wrote: »
    as mine detectors........:eek:

    Now theres a solution to three of the worlds biggest problems...

    Overpopulation,
    World Hunger,
    And poor quality television.

    Jesus christ, Get me a film crew, an orphanage, and a catapult..
    I'll make millions.. Fúck you Simon Cowell...
    :D


  • #36
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,259 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Russian tresspassers don't have a leg to stand on.


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  • #37
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Who can honestly say they haven't at one stage wanted to manufacture their own deadly mines, plant them in their back garden and watch the results?

    The judge obviously thought the same: note the suspended sentence.


  • #38
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Hope he doesn't have a premature detonation...........


  • #39
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,259 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    stovelid wrote: »
    Who can honestly say they haven't at one stage wanted to manufacture their own deadly mines, plant them in their back garden and watch the results?

    The judge obviously thought the same: note the suspended sentence.

    Especially when the OH is hanging out the washing. Her smalls would be an awful lot smaller.:eek:


  • #40
    tipperaryboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭tipperaryboy


    He certainly did go extraordinary lengths just to protect his potatoes or was he trying to protect something else unknown to anyone but himself?


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tipperaryboy wrote: »
    He certainly did go extraordinary lengths just to protect his potatoes or was he trying to protect something else unknown to anyone but himself?

    His stash of "tank Girl" porn perhaps.. :pac:


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  • #42
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Deleted User wrote: »
    His stash of "tank Girl" porn perhaps.. :pac:
    curiosity piqued ... must resist urge to google ...


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    curiosity piqued ... must resist urge to google ...

    Anseo! ;)


  • #44
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    All the poor farmer wants is for someone new to walk into his life and blow his MINE!


  • #45
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Magnus wrote: »
    "Все люди рождаются свободными и равными в своем достоинстве и правах. Они наделены разумом и совестью и должны поступать в отношении""
    ... к чему? Вы забыли и до конца.


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Это мое мое, а не для моих как моя.

    В связи с выше становится общая бред при переводе обратно на английский!


  • #47
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Это мое мое, а не для моих как моя.
    В связи с выше становится общая бред при переводе обратно на английский!
    Вы совершенно потеряли мне теперь LOL :)


  • #48
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Biggins wrote: »
    Вы совершенно потеряли мне теперь LOL :)
    сохранить русский говорить пока получает закрыло эту


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    HET!*



    *no translator needed! :)


  • #50
    Pingu-D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Pingu-D


    переводчик онлайн для победы


  • #51
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    guns dont kill people: landmines do.


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