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Speak like a Pirate Day - Sept 19th

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Unless it's a pirate dressed as a banana, we're not interested.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    and unless that pirate/banana has a bottle of rum in his hand, we're not interested!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Really? Feck...:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Really? Feck...:(

    *shakes head in disappointment*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    *shakes sNarah's head in disappointment*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Fago! wrote: »
    *shakes sNarah's head in disappointment*

    Auwtsch!

    That hurted Fago, goddamn!

    And now I'm dizzy too.

    I need a banana.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    127224.jpg

    Aaah, mucho better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    How To Be Speakin' Pirate-Like

    Startin' Rules
    • Double up on all your adjectives and you'll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of "a big ship", they call it a "great, grand ship!" They never say never, they say "No nay ne'er!"
    • Drop all your "g"'s when you speak and you'll get words like "rowin'", "sailin'" and "fightin'". Dropping all of your "v"'s will get you words like "ne'er", "e'er" and "o'er".
    • Instead of saying "I am", sailors say, "I be". Instead of saying "You are", sailors say, "You be". Instead of saying, "They are", sailors say, "They be". Ne'er speak in anythin' but the present tense!

    Hints an' Tips

    If it be helpin', start yer sentence wi' a "Arr, me hearty," in a deep, throaty voice — ye'll find that the rest be comin' much easier.
    Vocabulary

    In which ye'll find words submitted by many pirates o'er the years, an' which comprise a loose piratical dictionary.
    • Ahoy: Hey!
    • Avast: Stop!
    • Aye: Yes
    • Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death.
    • Booty: treasure
    • Buccaneer: a pirate who be answerin' to no man or blasted government.
    • By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
    • Cat o' nine tails: whip for floggin' mutineers
    • Corsair: a pirate who be makin' his berth in the Med-...Medi-...that sea 'tween Spain and Africa, aye!
    • Davy Jones' Locker: the bottom o' the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
    • Doubloons: pieces of gold...
    • Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin' when they die.
    • Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an' plunder.
    • Gentlemen o' fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
    • Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
    • Grog: A pirate's favorite drink.
    • Jack: a flag or a sailor
    • Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
    • Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin' this.
    • Landlubber: "Land-lover," someone not used to life onboard a ship.
    • Lass: A woman.
    • Lily-livered: faint o' heart
    • Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
    • Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
    • Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
    • Me: My.
    • Pieces o' eight: pieces o' silver which can be cut into eights to be givin' small change.
    • Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
    • Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
    • Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
    • Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
    • Son of a Biscuit Eater: a derogatory term indicating a bastard son of a sailor
    • Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
    • Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
    • Squiffy: a buffoon
    • Swaggy: a scurvy cur's ship what ye be intendin' to loot!
    • Swashbucklin': fightin' and carousin' on the high seas!
    • Sweet trade: the career of piracy
    • Thar: The opposite of "here."
    • Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
    • Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin' to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
    • Wi' a wannion: wi' a curse, or wi' a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
    • Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    No Thanks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Gyrate like a pirate?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    old_aussie wrote: »
    No Thanks

    TCN doesn't have thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    But you can in the Tar Forum, though that does require special powers and a lot of practice on sucking banana's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Arrr matey! Ship ahoy! 'arty arrr arrr!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Yo-ho-ho, Me oh my an' a bottle of rum. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Still not.

    Besides, that was yesterday. Pirate Day is so passée.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Avast!!!! ye scurvy doxies .....................Splice the mainbrace and tickle me fo'c's'le or I'll cast the lot o ye in Davy jones locker. ARRRRRAGGH!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Bah. Pirates are stoopid. I prefer banana's to be honest. Now all of yis, feck of with all the piratery. Do something useful. Like paint. Yes - make a MS paint drawing. With me in it. As a Queen.

    ... sNarah the Queen... Why yes, I rather like that now. Suits me I reckon.

    Do on mignons, off you go!


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