Happy Friday the Thirteenth.

Mr.Crinklewood · 13-01-2012 08:50AM #1

List your tales of woe here.

Got a flat tyre on the bike. ( Happens every second week, but going to blame the date anyway )

Dravokivich · 13-01-2012 08:51AM

Someone gave me a breakfast roll for free in the office, because the guy who it was meant to be for wasn't in.

Sucks to be him.

:cool:

William_Hicley · 13-01-2012 08:55AM

We have three Friday the 13th's this year!

racso1975 · 13-01-2012 08:55AM

Well your frigged. cause 3 Friday the 13th's this year and they are all 13 weeks apart.

My story wished i was me ma same time she wished she wad me and now we changed bodies.......going ti get her nip's pierced for her

also got chased by some lad with a hockey mask on

Sindri · 13-01-2012 08:59AM

Shit I've to go to hospital today.

candy-gal1 · 13-01-2012 08:59AM

nothing yet, but it is a year today :eek: since my big breakup

, so maybe thatll be my fri13th scare :pac:

Cee-Jay-Cee · 13-01-2012 09:02AM

I'm under the duvet and staying here for the day.

wal100 · 13-01-2012 09:03AM

I was born on a friday the 13th :eek:

Sindri · 13-01-2012 09:03AM

CJC999 wrote: »

I'm under the duvet and staying here for the day.

Watch out for duvet sharks. The 27th most common cause of death in bed.

Gone Drinking · 13-01-2012 09:06AM

candy-gal1 wrote: »

nothing yet, but it is a year today :eek: since my big breakup , so maybe thatll be my fri13th scare :pac:

Gay

efb · 13-01-2012 09:10AM

My dad's off to buy an iPhone and I'm hitting anything that's not working today with a hammer!

Sindri · 13-01-2012 09:12AM

efb wrote: »

My dad's off to buy an iPhone and I'm hitting anything that's not working today with a hammer!

Yes, there's nothing that a few belts of a hammer won't fix.

Have you considered that this may be the underlying problem.

Duggy747 · 13-01-2012 09:18AM

I robbed someone and a Garda saw me.

Typical!!

Agent Smith · 13-01-2012 09:20AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Sindri · 13-01-2012 09:22AM

^^^Reported

candy-gal1 · 13-01-2012 09:24AM

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Gay

no..............not really

Agent Smith · 13-01-2012 09:27AM

Sindri wrote: »

^^^Reported

you sound like you need the parody....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP11aRGGP6I

kfallon · 13-01-2012 09:28AM

Forgot the 'insurance wipe' after me shite this morn :eek:

Cursed this day is, cursed!

Mushy · 13-01-2012 09:28AM

Wake up to find Ive been either underpaid by €4/500, or else its the taxman taking it, which means I got a lot less than I normally did.

Sindri · 13-01-2012 09:30AM

Agent Smith wrote: »

you sound like you need the parody....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP11aRGGP6I

If ever there was an argument for abortion^

Plazaman · 13-01-2012 09:34AM

Came down to breakfast this morning to find she had cooked me three rashers instead of two. Shít..

Badly Drunk Boy · 13-01-2012 09:46AM

Friday the 13th, eh? I cycled in to work today and my hands were absolutely quite cold. I don't really blame Friday the 13th though. I think it had more to do with the weather and general atmospheric conditions.

Mushy · 13-01-2012 10:50AM

Mushy wrote: »

Wake up to find Ive been either underpaid by €4/500, or else its the taxman taking it, which means I got a lot less than I normally did.

Scrap all of this, credit card got paid off so all is well. Friday the what now?

TheZohanS · 13-01-2012 10:57AM

I passed my driving test on a Friday the 13th, it's always been lucky for me.

sunflower27 · 13-01-2012 11:12AM

Ah, back in the day I remember going around to friend's places on Friday the 13th to watch those Nightmare on Elm Street movies. Sleepovers with lots of sweets and scary movies

Wonder if there are any good ones on tonight? I don't mind a good scare every now and then

AngryBollix · 13-01-2012 11:20AM

Superstition is a load of bollix

Kojak · 13-01-2012 11:35AM

Friday the 13th, the best day of the year

Son Of A Vidic · 13-01-2012 12:05PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

List your tales of woe here.

Got a flat tyre on the bike. ( Happens every second week, but going to blame the date anyway )

Sounds like she needs to lose a few pounds.

leggit · 13-01-2012 12:14PM

thought my face was going to freeze off on the bike, that's about it so far?

oh, forgot to have breakfast too

Badly Drunk Boy · 13-01-2012 12:18PM

Kojak wrote: »

Friday the 13th, the best day of the year

Surely you mean "the best three days of the year"?

Penn · 13-01-2012 12:23PM

Hit myself in the nipple with my belt buckle this morning.

Nothing to do with it being Friday the 13th though. I just like hitting myself in the nipple with a belt buckle.

13-01-2012 12:24PM

Friggatriskaidekaphobia, theres a bleedin mouthful

:eek::eek:

The fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia (Frigga being the

name of the Norse goddess for whom "Friday" is named and triskaidekaphobia meaning fear of the number thirteen), or paraskevidekatriaphobia[1][2] a concatenation of the Greek words Paraskeví (Παρασκευή, meaning "Friday"), and dekatreís (δεκατρείς, meaning "thirteen") attached to phobía (φοβία, from phóbos, φόβος, meaning "fear"). The latter word was derived in 1911[citation needed] and first appeared in a mainstream source in 1953.[3]
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BluesBerry · 13-01-2012 12:24PM

I slipped in the kitchen where the washing machine leaked now I have a bruised bum

FÚCK YOU Fri13th FÚCK YOU :mad:

edit : while I was submitting this I got the dreaded 505 service unavailable!!!

13-01-2012 12:24PM

Penn wrote: »

Hit myself in the nipple with my belt buckle this morning.

Nothing to do with it being Friday the 13th though. I just like hitting myself in the nipple with a belt buckle.

:eek::eek::eek::eek: OW!!! jesus

Penn · 13-01-2012 12:27PM

Jake1 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek: OW!!! jesus

Don't knock it til you've tried it, dude.*

*don't try it

shannon_tek · 13-01-2012 12:28PM

wal100 wrote: »

I was born on a friday the 13th :eek:

Lucky for some. The sun is blinding me that's my luck. I embrace today.

Toby Take a Bow · 13-01-2012 01:13PM

I too was born on Friday the 13th. And we had a black cat when I was growing up. It didn't do me any harm (bar a long run of seriously unfortunate incidents of late, but today has been grand enough).

mfceiling · 13-01-2012 01:18PM

Fcuking bar of a ceiling fell down this morning and split my nose in 3 places...face covered in blood....now look like a knacker who has gone 10 rounds with mike tyson...

admiralofthefleet · 13-01-2012 01:26PM

i won a nice few bob on a dog in the bookies earlier. i rarely go into a bookies that early let alone back dogs

so there

admiralofthefleet · 13-01-2012 01:33PM

any month that begins with a sunday will have a friday the 13th in it

fact

coco_lola · 13-01-2012 02:58PM

First day back at work after a month off. Jet lagged. Hate everything. Gonna drink lotsa beers tonight.

Princess Peach · 13-01-2012 03:06PM

Stuck inside cause of a mad blizzard!

And the internet went down for 2 hours there :eek:

TeddyTedson · 13-01-2012 03:22PM

There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck, it's just how things roll at the time. I do love Friday 13th though!

wideangle · 13-01-2012 03:39PM

Agent Smith wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Autotune much?

mattjack · 13-01-2012 03:46PM

Got an A in my assignment ...fcuk you Friday the 13th :pac::pac:

charlietheminxx · 13-01-2012 03:58PM

In a great oul mood today!

My black cat crossed my path and all this morning..... gotta love not being superstitious!

My name is URL · 13-01-2012 04:06PM

Just after having a gastroscopy done, and as a big fcuk you to Friday 13th I opted to have it done without any sedation or local anesthetic.. fcukin throat is in bits now so not the best of ideas.. plus I puked over the surgeon a few times, so it wasn't his lucky day either.

DoesNotCompute · 13-01-2012 04:12PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c

Toby Take a Bow · 13-01-2012 05:26PM

My name is URL wrote: »

Just after having a gastroscopy done, and as a big fcuk you to Friday 13th I opted to have it done without any sedation or local anesthetic.. fcukin throat is in bits now so not the best of ideas.. plus I puked over the surgeon a few times, so it wasn't his lucky day either.

What's the difference between an endoscopy and a gastroscopy? I had an endoscopy done without sedation. Never again.

My name is URL · 13-01-2012 05:44PM

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

What's the difference between an endoscopy and a gastroscopy? I had an endoscopy done without sedation. Never again.

They're the same thing. afaik, endoscope is the name of the instrument. Gastroscopy just refers to one of the uses it's put to.

The feckin nurse told me it would be no bother having it done without sedation. Took three of them to stop me from pulling the damn out! Quite possibly the most unpleasant 5 minutes of my life.

Toby Take a Bow · 13-01-2012 05:47PM

My name is URL wrote: »

They're the same thing. afaik, endoscope is the name of the instrument. Gastroscopy just refers to one of the uses it's put to.

The feckin nurse told me it would be no bother having it done without sedation. Took three of them to stop me from pulling the damn out! Quite possibly the most unpleasant 5 minutes of my life.

Yeah, they told me the same. I think it's because if you opt for sedation it's a day-long thing. Really fcuking uncomfortable. Hope the rest of your 13th goes better than that.

Happy Friday the Thirteenth.

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