What should I do?

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 5:47pm #1

I'm stuck in a foreign country, I know nobody there, the weather is ****e, the TV is broken, and I want to do something fun. What should I do?

YellowFeather · 13-04-2013 5:49pm

Masturbate.

/thread.

shopaholic01 · 13-04-2013 5:51pm

Knowing where you are would be a help.

Doodoo · 13-04-2013 5:51pm

rebelfff wrote: »

I'm stuck in a foreign country, I know nobody there, the weather is ****e, the TV is broken, and I want to do something fun. What should I do?

Leave Ireland and go home!

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 5:53pm

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Knowing where you are would be a help.

England

TheBody · 13-04-2013 5:54pm

Piss about on boards?

shopaholic01 · 13-04-2013 5:56pm

rebelfff wrote: »

England

What part? Anything of interest near you?

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 5:59pm

shopaholic01 wrote: »

What part? Anything of interest near you?

Norwich, and nothing of interest.

IM0 · 13-04-2013 6:01pm

start a thread on boards..no wait

Ruu · 13-04-2013 6:02pm

You can watch whatever you want on t'internet, no telly needed.

IM0 · 13-04-2013 6:02pm

YellowFeather wrote: »

Masturbate.

/thread.

and try beat your all time record for popping

oww

Duckworth_Luas · 13-04-2013 6:03pm

rebelfff wrote: »

England

Nothing you can do I'm afraid! Impossible to interact with the natives due to the language barrier!

shopaholic01 · 13-04-2013 6:04pm

rebelfff wrote: »

Norwich, and nothing of interest.

Don't see how we can help so.

Masturbate it is then, maybe film yourself and post online.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 13-04-2013 6:05pm

Head into town, find a pub and drink with the locals?

Cantona's Collars · 13-04-2013 6:06pm

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Head into town, find a pub and drink with the locals?

It's Norwich,the locals will ride the hole off him.

Scruffles · 13-04-2013 6:06pm

shopaholic01 wrote: »

What part? Anything of interest near you?

yep this information will help a lot,many of us on boards either live in england/have lived in england/have visited england so will have some good ideas,post the budget have got and basic interests to.

without knowing if are into computing or not,woud recommend checking out the world of linux,this free prog- http://www.pendrivelinux.com/yumi-multiboot-usb-creator/ makes it mega easy for anyone to access now assuming have got a spare USB stick and a computer BIOS that allows booting from USB [older ones dont].
-again,in the computer category,woud also recommend learning penetration testing,its a very interesting area of hacking which benefits security, companies, organisations and web masters the world over though woud strictly advise against going black hat [people who hack for illegal reasons- destruction,theft,fraud,spying,blackmail etc].

it is ****ty weather here at the moment so cant really suggest anything outdoorsy at the moment and aparently its going to be like this for a few days so get as many indoors interests built up as possible.

Duckworth_Luas · 13-04-2013 6:07pm

rebelfff wrote: »

Norwich, and nothing of interest.

Check out if the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre was a success or if local radio personality Alan Partridge was unfairly critical!

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 6:07pm

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Nothing you can do I'm afraid! Impossible to interact with the natives due to the language barrier!

I know, and even if I could I'm not sure I'd want to, there's meant to be a lot of inbreeding amongst the natives of Norfolk.

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Head into town, find a pub and drink with the locals?

I don't drink. And see above.

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 6:12pm

I've decided I'm going to get some ice cream so that will occupy me for around 5 minutes.

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 6:15pm

Is there anything good in cinemas at the moment?

kwestfan08 · 13-04-2013 6:16pm

Stick a bet of the leader after R3 at the masters and kick back and watch that for the evening? Keep you entertained and you might come out with more money too

Larianne · 13-04-2013 6:18pm

Go geocaching.

Mince Pie · 13-04-2013 6:21pm

rebelfff wrote: »

Norwich, and nothing of interest.

Oh dear, you're screwed.

PrincessPreach · 13-04-2013 6:23pm

Earn your red wings. The real man's iron supplement.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 13-04-2013 6:23pm

zerks wrote: »

It's Norwich,the locals will ride the hole off him.

Problem solved, so.

rebelfff wrote: »

I know, and even if I could I'm not sure I'd want to, there's meant to be a lot of inbreeding amongst the natives of Norfolk.

I don't drink. And see above.

Go watch a movie?

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 6:31pm

Larianne wrote: »

Go geocaching.

Had to google that. Sounds interesting

I don't have a GPS device though so it's out of the question.

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 6:32pm

PrincessPreach wrote: »

Earn your red wings. The real man's iron supplement.

Haha

Larianne · 13-04-2013 6:33pm

rebelfff wrote: »

Had to google that. Sounds interesting I don't have a GPS device though so it's out of the question.

You mean you don't have a smartphone?!? :eek:

IM0 · 13-04-2013 6:35pm

rebelfff wrote: »

Is there anything good in cinemas at the moment?

seats? - you could rob some of those and sell them
????
profit

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 6:38pm

Larianne wrote: »

You mean you don't have a smartphone?!? :eek:

I have an old Blackberry, wouldn't be great for that sort of thing now. My phone is for business not pleasure.

af_thefragile · 13-04-2013 6:40pm

This website will keep you amused for the next hour or so...
http://www.flightradar24.com/

biko · 13-04-2013 6:46pm

It's Saturday. England has pubs.
Innit.

Steve O · 13-04-2013 6:47pm

rebelfff wrote: »

I have an old Blackberry, wouldn't be great for that sort of thing now. My phone is for business not pleasure.

Pfft, it vibrates don't it?

Larianne · 13-04-2013 6:48pm

rebelfff wrote: »

I have an old Blackberry, wouldn't be great for that sort of thing now. My phone is for business not pleasure.

See if there's Bingo on or something then.

Capt'n Midnight · 13-04-2013 6:52pm

rebelfff wrote: »

Norwich, and nothing of interest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jPOT4mP8c8

"And now from Norwich it's the quiz of the week !"

http://www.ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Sale_of_the_Century

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 6:56pm

Larianne wrote: »

See if there's Bingo on or something then.

Apologies for not having a smartphone :rolleyes:

mattjack · 13-04-2013 7:07pm

Go down to the main square in the local town and burn the "Butchers Apron" , keep us posted and let us know how you get on.

danslevent · 13-04-2013 7:19pm

You're so negative.

What are you even doing there? If it's a long term thing then you should join some clubs or something.

BillyMitchel · 13-04-2013 7:25pm

Go to a strip club.

Look for Delia Smith and ask her for a blowjob and to cook some pancakes when she's finished.

Find an Irish pub and get steaming drunk and sing Irish song.

Try fix your TV, that would be great craic.

Play with your bum hole.

Read up on something you're interested in.

Only boring people become bored OP.

cml387 · 13-04-2013 7:26pm

Ask for hints in the mustard forum (they will explain in the mustard forum).

Larianne · 13-04-2013 7:26pm

rebelfff wrote: »

Apologies for not having a smartphone :rolleyes:

You're alright. I don't have one either. No shame in it!

rebelfff · 13-04-2013 8:22pm

Larianne wrote: »

You're alright. I don't have one either. No shame in it!

What are you doing telling me to go geocaching with a smartphone so?! You crazy! :pac:

MomijiHime · 13-04-2013 8:56pm

Have a tea party and invite some people on the street you think look interesting to it. Wear an old-fashioned dress and use china teapots to add to the experience.

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