Oh oh. Trouble

Knex* · 21-01-2014 04:01PM

Arrow. wrote: »

I'd be quite happy to never make a decision again and to live my life by your advice.

Wibbs knows.

And Seamus. Where the hell is that guy?

BBDBB · 21-01-2014 04:02PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Well I know after hours hardly the place for personal advice. Post the thread for the laugh to be honest. Thought it was something small and I would get a laugh. And I was enjoying the laugh and the craic till I rang her. Then i copped it was not a laugh. something is bugging her and it looks like it's me

its possible you are over thinking it and reading too much into it, if so, its not a bad thing to have a wake up call every now and again to make you appreciate what you have

Arrow. · 21-01-2014 04:03PM

Knex. wrote: »

And Seamus. Where the hell is that guy?

Yeah he's good too I've noticed.

Still, I can probably only afford one of them as PA/Life Coach/Decision Maker.

Muise... · 21-01-2014 04:03PM

josip wrote: »

Ah, not whiskey, it'll make ya mad depressed.
Buy a bottle of champagne. Covers all the angles.
If she's preggers, then hurrah let's celebrate.
If she wants more romance in your relationship, hey honey I got a bottle of champagne for tonight.
If at 8pm you're single again, then hurrah, champagne will lift your mood.
If it's illness, stuff it behind a cushion

Doctors giving bad news used to pop champagne for the patient to take the edge off a terminal diagnosis. No better occasion. (Apart from sitting at the piano with Rick, and the Nazis on the march to Paris.)

RossieMan · 21-01-2014 04:04PM

Can you update the OP when you get the news?

looking though the whole thread to find your posts is harder than actual work.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 21-01-2014 04:05PM

just go to his profile and look at his recent posts...

Alf Veedersane · 21-01-2014 04:06PM

eamonnq wrote: »

Then she finds it the next day and thinks you bought it after hearing about the illness!!??:eek:

You just say "It was symbolic. To have the day we're celebrating you getting the all clear."

"But if you don't pull through, I get all your stuff.

Win-win"

Frank Black · 21-01-2014 04:07PM

Is it common practice to negotiate a 'Goodbye Shag' when a long-term relationship breaks up?

jester77 · 21-01-2014 04:07PM

Just seen your post about you calling her. Have to say, it does sound ominous.

If I were you, I would start calling your mates and try and get at least one of them to be on standby for a few beers later. You'll need to get out of the house and have someone to talk to, she will most likely spend the night at her sisters.

RossieMan · 21-01-2014 04:08PM

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

just go to his profile and look at his recent posts...

you Sir, are a genius.

That or i'm awful ****ing stupid.

Alf Veedersane · 21-01-2014 04:09PM

jester77 wrote: »

she will most likely spend the night at her sisters.

"sisters"

Frank Black · 21-01-2014 04:10PM

jester77 wrote: »

, she will most likely spend the night at her sisters.

I thought the plan was for the OP to bonk the sister?

conorhal · 21-01-2014 04:12PM

Well, she does have quite a few calls to get through before she's finished informing all of her previous sexual partners.

* I'd franky decline the breakup sex in light of that fact if I were you.

apoeiguq3094y · 21-01-2014 04:18PM

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

just go to his profile and look at his recent posts...

carraig2 wrote: »

Good. Anyway I don't got a woman this while so..................

Pity shag anyone?

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Fratton Fred · 21-01-2014 04:19PM

I remember when my ex wife moved out.

I helped her move all her things to her mum's (easier than lots of nipping back and forward) got home, phoned sky to subscribe to television X and sat in her favourite chair smoking a big smelly cigar, drinking a good single malt and watching tacky porn.

That showed her.

emmabrighton · 21-01-2014 04:21PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I remember when my ex wife moved out.

I helped her move all her things to her mum's (easier than lots of nipping back and forward) got home, phoned sky to subscribe to television X and sat in her favourite chair smoking a big smelly cigar, drinking a good single malt and watching tacky porn.

That showed her.

I'm sure it did...

0ph0rce0 · 21-01-2014 04:24PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I remember when my ex wife moved out.

I helped her move all her things to her mum's (easier than lots of nipping back and forward) got home, phoned sky to subscribe to television X and sat in her favourite chair MY CRYING CHAIR smoking a big smelly cigar, drinking a good single malt and watching tacky porn.

That showed her.

Fixed a bit and

You left out while crying for a month and cutting yourself at the end of your sentence

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 21-01-2014 04:24PM

apoeiguq3094y wrote: »

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

oh
SNAP

josip · 21-01-2014 04:24PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

...and watching tacky porn...

as distinct from the classy variety

maguic24 · 21-01-2014 04:25PM

carraig2 wrote: »

The girlfriend just sent me a message.
We need to talk.

Don't like the look of that

You'll have to tell us what happens now, we're all dying to know. She may just want to give out about something. I wouldn't be too worried, whatever happens, happens.

Alf Veedersane · 21-01-2014 04:26PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

I remember when my ex wife moved out.

I helped her move all her things to her mum's (easier than lots of nipping back and forward) got home, phoned sky to subscribe to television X and sat in her favourite chair smoking a big smelly cigar, drinking a good single malt and watching tacky porn.

That showed her.

I'd say the chair was fairly tacky afterwards as well.

Fratton Fred · 21-01-2014 04:26PM

josip wrote: »

as distinct from the classy variety

Television X is even tackier than normal porn.

Micky Dolenz · 21-01-2014 04:29PM

Thread tl/dr.

Did she dump him yet?

emmabrighton · 21-01-2014 04:29PM

maguic24 wrote: »

You'll have to tell us what happens now, we're all dying to know. She may just want to give out about something. I wouldn't be too worried, whatever happens, happens.

Did it occur to anyone that she may just be bored in work and winding him up just to get an interesting thread going on AH?

irish_goat · 21-01-2014 04:30PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Thread tl/dr.

Did she dump him yet?

She's coming home at 5.30pm to give him the bad news.

RoboRat · 21-01-2014 04:31PM

BM, waiting for the results

Micky Dolenz · 21-01-2014 04:31PM

irish_goat wrote: »

She's coming home at 5.30pm to give him the bad news.

Might get a bottle of wine in for it.

If this goes the way it probably will, I think we should all be extra nice to carraig2. Nice lad, didn't deserve to be treated like that.

Micky Dolenz · 21-01-2014 04:32PM

emmabrighton wrote: »

Did it occur to anyone that she may just be bored in work and winding him up just to get an interesting thread going on AH?

Don't be giving the dude false hope.

maguic24 · 21-01-2014 04:32PM

emmabrighton wrote: »

Did it occur to anyone that she may just be bored in work and winding him up just to get an interesting thread going on AH?

She wouldn't be so cruel as to send the dreaded 'We need to talk' text as a joke. Would she OP? That would be so mean! Even I wouldn't do that. *Shudders thinking about receiving that text*

Maximus Alexander · 21-01-2014 04:36PM

maguic24 wrote: »

She wouldn't be so cruel as to send the dreaded 'We need to talk' text as a joke. Would she OP? That would be so mean! Even I wouldn't do that. *Shudders thinking about receiving that text*

It's also a massive gamble, because if you're joking and the response is "yeah, I've been thinking the same thing"...

maguic24 · 21-01-2014 04:38PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

It's also a massive gamble, because if you're joking and the response is "yeah, I've been thinking the same thing"...

Total burn.

Fratton Fred · 21-01-2014 04:38PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Might get a bottle of wine in for it.

If this goes the way it probably will, I think we should all be extra nice to carraig2. Nice lad, didn't deserve to be treated like that.

I always said he was too good for her.

ghogie91 · 21-01-2014 04:38PM

Best case scenario would be that she sits him down on the side of the best and says:

"Babe, you dont go out on mindless nights out with the bais half as muc has you should therefore you should take every weekend for the rest of the year and go on a 3 day bender with you man-imals"

Worst case scenario:
"I want you to marry meeee" *crys* Op lends a hand of reconciliation and it gets slapped away while thinking to himself that he would rather chap the danglies short than product a wedding band!

Kenjataimu · 21-01-2014 04:39PM

As already posted, this quote is from a different thread 3 days ago....

carraig2 wrote: »

Good. Anyway I don't got a woman this while so..................

Pity shag anyone?:)

o1s1n · 21-01-2014 04:39PM

Can you ask her to wait until six? I might miss it during the commute

carraig2 · 21-01-2014 04:39PM

Ok update. I rang her again.
I did do something. She found out. I didn't cheat on her but I did something I said I wouldn't

carraig2 · 21-01-2014 04:41PM

Proco Jr. wrote: »

As already posted, this quote is from a different thread 3 days ago....

As already answered that was a bit of a laugh. You never post something for the laugh on a thread like that

irish_goat · 21-01-2014 04:41PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Ok update. I rang her again.
I did do something. She found out. I didn't cheat on her but I did something I said I wouldn't

Ah here, don't leave us hanging.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 21-01-2014 04:41PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Ok update. I rang her again.
I did do something. She found out. I didn't cheat on her but I did something I said I wouldn't

look

you're going to end up telling us what it is eventually so just get it out of the way or we're all going to assume you were selling pictures of her nephews to uruguayan bishops

mr kr0nik · 21-01-2014 04:42PM

Hmmmmm...

Smoking or wearing her knickers..

Toto Wolfcastle · 21-01-2014 04:42PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Ok update. I rang her again.
I did do something. She found out. I didn't cheat on her but I did something I said I wouldn't

Was it bad enough that she was justified in sending a childish 'we need to talk' text, followed by refusing to talk about it on the phone, causing you to think (spurred on by some helpful Boardsies) that you'd be packing your things and going your separate ways?

ZiabR · 21-01-2014 04:42PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Ok update. I rang her again.
I did do something. She found out. I didn't cheat on her but I did something I said I wouldn't

Ah come on! What did you do? How did she find out?

Kenjataimu · 21-01-2014 04:43PM

carraig2 wrote: »

As already answered that was a bit of a laugh. You never post something for the laugh on a thread like that

Like this thread?

josip · 21-01-2014 04:43PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Ok update. I rang her again.
I did do something. She found out. I didn't cheat on her but I did something I said I wouldn't

Talked about her on After Hours?

mr kr0nik · 21-01-2014 04:44PM

Maybe in OPs mind he's not cheating if he pulled out in time

burnhardlanger · 21-01-2014 04:44PM

Unfollowed.

Maximus Alexander · 21-01-2014 04:45PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Ok update. I rang her again.
I did do something. She found out. I didn't cheat on her but I did something I said I wouldn't

Well you're going to have to go ahead and tell us what it was now. You've brought us way too far into this just to toss us back out.

josip · 21-01-2014 04:46PM

Things might be looking up carraig2.

The fact that she's told you now rather than later means that there's hope.

If it's a minor indiscretion, perhaps you've already "served your time" today and if you mmm-hmmm at the right times tonight you'll be out on probation tomorrow morning.

Frank Black · 21-01-2014 04:47PM

carraig2 wrote: »

Ok update. I rang her again.
I did do something. She found out. I didn't cheat on her but I did something I said I wouldn't

****test ending ever.

Cartman78 · 21-01-2014 04:48PM

mr kr0nik wrote: »

Hmmmmm...

Smoking whilst wearing her knickers..

?

Oh oh. Trouble

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