Eating an apple in a library, and other bad manners

conorh91 · 18-09-2014 05:18PM #1

I am sitting in a quiet library, and close to me, a fool is loudly devouring an apple.

He started with long, loud, luxurious crunches, but as he approaches its core, has taken to rapid gnawing, like a furious rat.

The rudeness of this guy. All around, people are concentratedly attempting to work. You could hear a penny drop until this tool started disrupting people.

It seems too petty to intervene, but jesus is it irritating. What would AH do?

anncoates · 18-09-2014 05:20PM

Probably took you longer to type that than it did for him to eat the apple.

wazky · 18-09-2014 05:20PM

I'd defecate on his table in front of him, buts that's just me.

biko · 18-09-2014 05:22PM

Go buy an apple and eat it. Revenge!
Maybe someone else will start a thread on it.

The Backwards Man · 18-09-2014 05:25PM

Red or green?

Sgt Hartman · 18-09-2014 05:26PM

Jesus I hate the sound of people eating apples, especially on the bus or train. "Ker-crunch! chomp, slurp, slurp, slurp. Ker-crunch! chomp, slurp, slurp" I find it to be a form of ignorance, just like lighting up and smoking in a packed bus stop.

poisonated · 18-09-2014 05:26PM

I was in the library yesterday and there was a gut having a loud conversation with someone on skype. He was making no attempt to whisper. That was annoying.

killanena · 18-09-2014 05:28PM

poisonated wrote: »

I was in the library yesterday and there was a gut having a loud conversation with someone on skype. He was making no attempt to whisper. That was annoying.

No one told the ****er to shut up?

Potatoeman · 18-09-2014 05:29PM

Eating crisps on a bus. For some reason the smell is overpowering.

frag420 · 18-09-2014 05:29PM

Guy walks into a library and goes up to the counter and says to the lady...

"Can I have a burger and chips please and a can of coke"?

The lady behind the counter tells him that he is in a library!!

The guy apologises and whispers to her..."Can I have a burger and chips please and a can of coke"?

badoom tish!!

MonkieSocks · 18-09-2014 05:31PM

conorh91 wrote: »

I am sitting in a quiet library, and close to me, a fool is loudly devouring an apple.

IPhone or Laptop?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 18-09-2014 05:37PM

Used to drive me mad in college coming up to exams, be flat out in the library under serious pressure, and some hoohah beside you would start having a picnic and you know when someone's trying to be quiet but it makes them louder? Ugh.

Yellowblackbird · 18-09-2014 05:46PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJbb3GWxsY

TheBeardedLady · 18-09-2014 05:50PM

You're looking for any excuse to be distracted

Yer Aul One · 18-09-2014 05:53PM

Potatoeman wrote: »

Eating crisps on a bus. For some reason the smell is overpowering.

overpoweringly delicious?

liz lemoncello · 18-09-2014 06:00PM

Is there not a "no food allowed" rule in the library?

kingchess · 18-09-2014 06:19PM

you should then have eaten a banana while making eye contact with the apple eater,it is not as kinky as it sounds but it should get results one way or the other,(you may get a reputation around town but it might pay off if you are that way inclined)

kneemos · 18-09-2014 06:48PM

Call a doctor.

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