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The Recurring Thread Thread

  • 16-05-2016 11:38PM
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    If there a thread you haven't seen for a while whose return you are eagerly awaiting?


    Are you ready to rush to feedback in protest at the footage of the man getting hit by a train?

    Are you willing to pay fifty bucks for a CD burner?


    Have you a safe in your cellar that needs a key?

    Are you dying to tell the world how often you change your bedsheets?

    Tell us ffs.

    In Simpsons quote format, naturally!


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  • #2
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Kiss me Maryanne


  • #3
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Do you wash your hands and dry them before washing dishes?


  • #4
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    A carvery thread.


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I just thought of another one;

    The funny parody poster, you never see any of them about these days.


  • #6
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.


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  • #7
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I just thought of another one;

    The funny parody poster, you never see any of them about these days.

    Rare as rocking horse poo Jim.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Kiss me Maryanne


    Who the feck is Maryanne??


  • #9
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Who the feck is Maryanne??

    A neighbour of Alice.


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    What degree wash is appropriate for bedsheets?
    Are you a racist father?

    I sing the three degrees when I'm washing my sheets

    When will I see you again?.. .

    In less than a week because I'm not a munter ya big sheet!


  • #11
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    Rare as rocking horse poo Jim.

    Nope. Rarer than that.


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  • #12
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I sing the three degrees when I'm washing my sheets

    When will I see you again?.. .

    In less than a week because I'm not a munter ya big sheet!

    I have my staff dispose of mine daily and replace with new. Because I'm not a peasant.


  • #13
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    endacl wrote: »
    I have my staff dispose of mine daily and replace with new. Because I'm not a peasant.

    By staff you mean your Mum don't you? :(


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What about a thread where we discuss putting your feet up on seats on a bus?

    Not just any old bus but one that's carrying a devout Catholic, a transgender person, an orange man, a representative from the Iona Institute and a pro-choice campaigner. Oh and a person who has a serious mental illness.


  • #15
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,137 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Boards has gone to sh;te

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The teenagers wanting to grow up way too fast, that's another one.


  • #17
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    Boards has gone to sh;te

    It's 'shat' these days, didn't your know? :P


  • #18
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    By staff you mean your Mum don't you? :(
    Is it weird that I heard that in a Jimmy Carr voice?


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    endacl wrote: »
    Is it weird that I heard that in a Jimmy Carr voice?

    If you're imagining Jimmy Carr sitting in his boxers listening to REO Speedwagon smoking a sneaky fag out his bedroom window with a Donegal accent then I don't think it's weird at all.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TBM is a smoker! :(

    Anti smoking threads!


  • #21
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    If you're imagining Jimmy Carr sitting in his boxers listening to REO Speedwagon smoking a sneaky fag out his bedroom window with a Donegal accent then I don't think it's weird at all.

    Next up...



    If we're doing classic rock.


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Candie wrote: »
    TBM is a smoker! :(

    Anti smoking threads!

    I only smoke other people's, I'd never spend money on them! :)

    Spongers!


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    MOAR THAN A FEELING!!!!!

    Isn't that what them Speedwagons sing?

    Which reminds me. We haven't had a thread on feelings in a while.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I am very disappointed in you TBM. Very disappointed. :(


  • #25
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    "All right, listen up everyone! I want you to calmly file towards the exits. That's it, that's it! Nobody runs, just walk. Single file. That's it. Now if we just stay calm, no one's gonna be harmed by the huge bomb that's gonna explode any minute. "

    Am I doing it write?


  • #26
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,656 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    We're surely due a "I was trying to breastfeed baby Fuinneog when the waitress asked me to stop" thread.


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    We're surely due a "I was trying to breastfeed baby Fuinneog when the waitress asked me to stop" thread.

    It's almost Spanish Students on buses season too


  • #28
    05eaftqbrs9jlh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭05eaftqbrs9jlh


    "All of this hugely offends me and I'm reporting you all."

    *added quotation marks to denote sarcasm


  • #29
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Facekicker's, who wants a kick in the face thread?


  • #30
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    how about a thread about recurring threads thread?

    i.e. Threadception?


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  • #31
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    endacl wrote: »
    Is it weird that I heard that in a Jimmy Carr voice?

    If you're imagining Jimmy Carr sitting in his boxers listening to REO Speedwagon smoking a sneaky fag out his bedroom window with a Donegal accent then I don't think it's weird at all.

    Your window has a Donegal accent?

    Whatever you're smoking I think you need to go easy on it there horse

    especially if it is the horse


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